No words just photos... NOW NWS

[el sammo]

haha at least it got a wash

Haha hahahahaha Looks as though some Harleys do make good mooring blocks.

[Yamie]

It's a Hardley its over heated again and need's a cool down:D

[ALBI]

i dont think he understood when the customer said water injection!!!

[devo]

Thus the name Boat anchor :D

[rod185651]

He's flooded the carbies

[nick76]

Here's a pic i took on the way back from Motogp.

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288418614.png

[chopiesel]

quote:Originally posted by nick76

Here's a pic i took on the way back from Motogp.

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288418614.png






hahah yeh i laugh at that sign every time i pass it

[rod185651]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288453467.jpg

[ashcook]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288646059.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288630872.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288628383.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288649933.jpg


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http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288659778.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288684396.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288614015.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288625216.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288614805.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288599228.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288605546.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288650739.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288627770.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288606367.jpg

[KATO ZX7]

OMG they'r huge ;)

[Gitzy]

They look awesome on a 23" Full HD monitor.. :D

Fuck I'm a nerd.. :(

[latheboy]

42" here, life size:D;)

[KATO ZX7]

quote:Originally posted by latheboy

42" here, life size:D;)

wow, your a big boy then [:o)]

[oldskool]

Im bigger and better lookin!

[ALBI]

man i just hooked it up to my lcd tv all 50" oh boy ,im home
wife wot wife!!!

[Large]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288683048.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288734147.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288725631.jpg

[Large]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288750688.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288682463.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288757561.jpg

[suxukifreak]

Check the video comments..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuRa3fZTEtw&feature=player_embedded

[fimpBIKES]

cool, i cant wait for some cunt in a car to open his door on me
preferably on the nfr ride so while im passed out you can all impart swift fisty justice upon them :D

[Mishdog20]

What a shit ad.

[Redmohawk]

fucking morons , bad enough trying to ride without being hit by fucktards now (dick head did a U turn from a park without indicating in front of me the other day and almost took me out) without some wanker Tv add exec deciding lane splitting is the new thing to bash . I just spent $130 at shitncheap wont be going back again now.

[oldskool]

UM its not against the road rules to split lanes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chopiesel]

in the ACT it kinda is, cannot have two vehicles side by side in the same lane.....technically speaking that is, iv never been booked for it

[suxukifreak]

quote:Originally posted by oldskool

UM its not against the road rules to split lanes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


In QLD you cop a fine.

[chopiesel]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288702905.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288776603.jpg

[336LJ]

quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak


quote:Originally posted by oldskool

UM its not against the road rules to split lanes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


In QLD you cop a fine.

In QLD you cop a fine for everything - even the faggot motorcycle cops AKA FRAUDULENT MOTORCYCLISTS, will book you for it.. its such bullshit. I'll always do it fuck em in their eye lids

[rod185651]

quote:Originally posted by 336LJ


quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak


quote:Originally posted by oldskool

UM its not against the road rules to split lanes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


In QLD you cop a fine.

In QLD you cop a fine for everything - even the faggot motorcycle cops AKA FRAUDULENT MOTORCYCLISTS, will book you for it.. its such bullshit. I'll always do it fuck em in their eye lids


Media Releases

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
2 November 2010

SUPERCHEAP AUTOS PROMISES TO PULL OFFENSIVE ADVERTISEMENT AFTER PRESSURE FROM MOTORCYCLISTS

The Motorcycle Council of NSW (MCC of NSW) welcomes the decision by Supercheap Auto to suspend indefinitely the showing of a television commercial that shows a car driver deliberately opening a door on a passing motorcyclist.

The commercial, which shows a rider performing a manoeuvre known as “filtering”, between stationary cars has outraged the motorcycle community, who saw the ad advocating vigilante-style assaults on motorcyclists by car drivers.

Chairman of the Motorcycle Council of NSW, Rob Colligan said: “As Motorcycle Awareness Week ended, riders found themselves and their families confronted by a TV commercial that said it was okay for car drivers to cause deliberate and massive injuries to riders.”

Filtering is a manoeuvre that significantly lessens traffic congestion and benefits both the rider and car drivers because it removes motorcycle and scooter riders from the chance of being rear-ended and puts them in a safer position.

Filtering by motorcycles and scooters means less congestion on our roads and in reaction to the commercial which suggested that the act of filtering is dangerous, Colligan stated: “I am not aware of any riders suffering any injuries from the act of filtering and as far as the Motorcycle Council of NSW is concerned this action is one of the safest on the road.”

Colligan also said that in a recent meeting with the Roads Minister, David Borger, the filtering issue was discussed and the Minister was positively interested to hear that in the UK a rider must filter when doing their riding test or they fail the test for being unsafe.

Colligan also called on Mr Borger to announce a trial of marked areas at the front of certain intersections in Sydney to allow riders to filter to a safe position at traffic lights, so that riders can demonstrate how this action benefits traffic flow and reduces congestion.

The damage by the misguided Supercheap Auto advertisement to the entire positive message of personal responsibility during Motorcycle Awareness week has been substantial and it has only served to reinforce the lack of respect, commonsense and decency so evident on the roads of NSW.

Colligan said “The MCC of NSW would welcome an approach from Supercheap Auto to discuss how this can be rectified.”

[slickncghia]

top fucking notch. was a stupid add and ill be boycotting their cheap but shit products

[oldskool]

In Vic the traffic must be stationary and you must pass on the left of the car in its lane.

[TurboKat]

quote:Originally posted by oldskool

In Vic the traffic must be stationary and you must pass on the left of the car in its lane.

FAIL !!
You must be on the right of the vehicle you are passing & stay within the lane, it is an offence to overtake on the left - even when the traffic is stationary.

[hooligan]

quote:Originally posted by fimpBIKES

so while im passed out you can all impart swift fisty justice upon them :D


Ummm... can you clarify fisty justice for me fimp?

[holyman_999]

^^^^^
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288774185.jpg

;)

[xa-mont]

quote:Originally posted by TurboKat


quote:Originally posted by oldskool

In Vic the traffic must be stationary and you must pass on the left of the car in its lane.

FAIL !!
You must be on the right of the vehicle you are passing & stay within the lane, it is an offence to overtake on the left - even when the traffic is stationary.


YOU FAIL!!!!
141 No overtaking etc. to the left of a vehicle
(1) A driver (except the rider of a bicycle) must not
overtake a vehicle to the left of the vehicle
unless—
(a) the driver is driving on a multi-lane road and
the vehicle can be safely overtaken in a
marked lane to the left of the vehicle; or
(b) the vehicle is turning right, or making a
U-turn from the centre of the road, and is
giving a right change of direction signal; or
(c) the vehicle is stationary and it is safe to
overtake to the left of the vehicle.

citation: Road Safety Road Rules 2009 - http://www.legislation.vic.gov.au/Domino/Web_Notes/LDMS/PubStatbook.nsf/b05145073fa2a882ca256da4001bc4e7/36E852AA5A0D62CACA25761E001F5FF1/$FILE/09-094sr.pdf

[Gix11]

quote:Originally posted by TurboKat


quote:Originally posted by oldskool

In Vic the traffic must be stationary and you must pass on the left of the car in its lane.

FAIL !!
You must be on the right of the vehicle you are passing & stay within the lane, it is an offence to overtake on the left - even when the traffic is stationary.


How long have I waited to use this bad boy again! Cheers TK:


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288833700.gif

[Gix11]

Fuck, look what I found while I was searching for the TK Teacher photo:


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288776255.jpg


Yea, I know it's in here somewhere already but maybe some of the new guys will know what the REAL tools of thew trade are now? This is all that Ben uses.

[xa-mont]

but ben uses special CNC rusty hand saws :P

[RevHead]

quote:Originally posted by chopiesel





http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288776603.jpg

love her lower smile the most,[:p]

[mrgixxer]

I love this woman.... Nadia Bahr.... WOW

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288900698.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288866214.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288899305.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288863537.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288873618.jpg

[TurboKat]

She looks like she's been punched in the mouth a few too many times.
Why the fuck do women do that Botox/Collagen shit? It makes their mouth look like a Babboon's arse - not a good look... actually it's ugly as fuck [xx(]

[xa-mont]

totally agree TK

[latheboy]

It the crack whore look, all the kids are doing it...

[BANDITROD]

you lot are looking at the wrong lips ..........fags

[chopiesel]

if you havnt heard about this on the news yet.....you will!!!

go the raiders


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288946129.jpg

[Weaselman]

jesus wept

[nick76]

Fuck,with the internet nowadays,it doesn't take long for shit to get around.
I only got that joel monaghan pic via mms not to long ago.
I wonder how he'll talk his way out of it???????
That is,if it is actually him???

[chopiesel]

its him alright, i got that pic a week ago from a friend who used to play for the raiders, joel admitted today it was him.

[suxukifreak]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288940786.jpg

[BANDITROD]

oh yeah i want one des

[gibbo]

No idea who this joel monaghan is but I reckon he should be taken outside and shot with a bloody big gun! And follow up with whoever was taking that picture, along with anyone else that stood by and watched!

[suxukifreak]

quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD

oh yeah i want one des


Its a Russian site

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlivH2Jm3t8

[Snaffler]

quote:Originally posted by TurboKat

She looks like she's been punched in the mouth a few too many times.
Why the fuck do women do that Botox/Collagen shit? It makes their mouth look like a Babboon's arse - not a good look... actually it's ugly as fuck [xx(]


because she wanted the lips on her face to look like her cunt :D

[oldskool]

quote:Originally posted by TurboKat


quote:Originally posted by oldskool

In Vic the traffic must be stationary and you must pass on the left of the car in its lane.

FAIL !!
You must be on the right of the vehicle you are passing & stay within the lane, it is an offence to overtake on the left - even when the traffic is stationary.
FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIGHT OUPS[V]

[80s freak]

quote:Originally posted by oldskool


quote:Originally posted by TurboKat


quote:Originally posted by oldskool

In Vic the traffic must be stationary and you must pass on the left of the car in its lane.

FAIL !!
You must be on the right of the vehicle you are passing & stay within the lane, it is an offence to overtake on the left - even when the traffic is stationary.
FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIGHT OUPS[V]

Fail to you both, if the traffic is moving the lane marking must be to your right, but you can still get done for "Overtaking in an unsafe manner" been done for it twice. If the traffic is stationary, to quote the booking officer when Iasked him about the legalities "You can go which ever way you fucking want."

[chopiesel]

i made these tonight to post on the canb raiders facebook page

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288959860.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288940309.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288942967.jpg

[nick76]

Hey Chop,How did he talk his way out of it??
Did his mate stuff a sausage down the front of his pants???

[TurboKat]

quote:Originally posted by xa-mont
(c) the vehicle is stationary and it is safe to
overtake to the left of the vehicle.

Well I stand corrected, I got booked for 'Overtake on the left' about 10 years ago whilst lane splitting in stationary traffic, did I get fucked or has the law changed recently?

Seeing as we're digging up old pics - this is one of my faves...
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288882000.jpg

[renegade]

quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak


quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD

oh yeah i want one des


Its a Russian site

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlivH2Jm3t8


Good to know the predator rides a registered vehicle.

[mrgixxer]

Pics of the lid from the site...Deffo gotta get one


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289020243.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288986190.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289030833.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288981712.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288977616.jpg

[gibbo]

That is fucken awful!!!!

[Hagarr]

Love it !

How much and where do I get one?

[Large]

quote:Originally posted by chopiesel

if you havnt heard about this on the news yet.....you will!!!

go the raiders


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1288946129.jpg




http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/furore-over-league-stars-dog-act-20101104-17fx0.html


quote:THE NRL career of the Canberra Raiders star Joel Monaghan hangs in the balance after he admitted last night to simulating a sex act with a dog.

A photo of Monaghan appearing to receive oral sex from a labrador has been circulating in Canberra for the past week but spread rapidly on the internet yesterday after being posted on the social networking site Twitter.

The incident occurred at the weekend after the Raiders season-ending Friday-night loss to Wests Tigers at Canberra Stadium on September 17, and Monaghan described it as ''a moment of abject stupidity brought about by too much drink and a complete lack of any thought process''.


The Australian representative is unlikely to face criminal charges because bestiality is not illegal in the ACT. However, the controversy prompted RSPCA officials to write to the ACT Chief Minister, Jon Stanhope, calling for the law to be changed following dozens of complaints from people who had seen the photo of Monaghan and the dog on social media networks.

The Coalition federal MP Wyatt Roy inadvertently became embroiled in the scandal as the images were sent to a number of media personalities from a fake Twitter account in his name.

A spokeswoman for Mr Roy said the MP was not aware of the fake account or the photos of Monaghan, whose Wikipedia pages were also tampered with.

The Raiders' chief executive, Don Furner, told a press conference yesterday to launch the Raiders 2011 membership drive that he had not seen the photos but that the club was investigating and wanted to speak to Monaghan, who is holidaying on the NSW south coast.

''We're as dumbfounded as everyone else, and we'll have a talk to Joel when he gets back and have a talk to the players and see what transpires,'' Mr Furner said.

The NRL chief executive, David Gallop, said he was ''shocked and appalled'' at the image circulating and warned the Raiders that appropriate disciplinary action was expected to be taken against Monaghan. "We have a system of allowing clubs to take the initial action in relation to disciplinary issues as they are the employers and we will maintain that principle," Mr Gallop said.

"It is important that the club deals with it appropriately and that it reports to the NRL as soon as possible on the outcomes."

I always knew there was a reason why blowie and others choose to live in the ACT[:0]

[chopiesel]

its cause we love our women hot but our dogs flaming

[el sammo]

its not beastiality its inter-species romance

[BANDITROD]

fucking lol

[Yamie]

To take my mind of that pic I need to look at pussy or is he going to do that next

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289044724.jpg

[StuNVA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf06WJQ4FnE

and keeping in theme

[Rocket]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ce7d1735e8/two-dudes-in-thongs-on-a-motorcycle?=fbook

[shultram]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289158264.jpg

[80s freak]

You got fucked TK, that preditar helmet has gaids.

[oldskool]

Yup Gaids!

[el sammo]

http://vimeo.com/15842862

[Rocket]

quote:Originally posted by el sammo

http://vimeo.com/15842862


Wow, some innovative riding there.

[xa-mont]

i love the roll over the crete... what a cool trick.

[nick76]

quote:Originally posted by el sammo

http://vimeo.com/15842862


How goods that bloke!!
Fkn awesome.

[el sammo]

cool huh some fresh tricks in there

[nick76]

Just saw this on another forum,

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289392450.png


Not bad for a sex doll,hey???
http://www.realdoll.com

[suxukifreak]

^^^i think i know her^^^

[el sammo]

probably more intelligent that most girls ive been with too hahaha

[el sammo]

local pro welder, only the good guys run the sunnies/cardboard mask combo most dont bother with anything

only homos are afraid of total blindness, australia needs to harden the fuck up



http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289438518.jpg

[nick76]

Is that Made In PRC Welding Mask for real elsammo???

[BANDITROD]

here is another one sammo
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289471455.jpg

[el sammo]

yeh man took that pic today dude was welding up a sign where me and pesh had lunch, i gotta get more pics of random stuff here its hilarious

[Gix11]

That's so 2009, they need to move with the times man:


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289506926.jpg



or get a safer job in the air conditioner installation business:

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289503429.jpg

[Fish]

quote:Originally posted by Rocket

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ce7d1735e8/two-dudes-in-thongs-on-a-motorcycle?=fbook
I was thinking footwear not bloody gstrings!

[Fish]

quote:Originally posted by el sammo

http://vimeo.com/15842862


It's that kind of shit that either really inspires you.... Or makes you never want to look at a pushie ever again 'cause you'll NEVER be that good.

[ketse]

hahah i don;t know why i didn't post this here sooner.

a few weeks ago a mate and I went out for a massive sunday ride, hungover as all FUCK, i was pretty much still hammered in this picture, about 9am at a service station near Laverton


that's me on the right.

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289661602.jpg



check out the slippers

[80s freak]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289626392.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289625005.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289672739.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289587664.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289576906.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289621047.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289585415.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289577899.jpg

[timbo]

quote:

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289661602.jpg



check out the slippers


I remember seeing this bloke down at Phillip Island a few years back and thought to my self that that was one of the most appropriate plates i have ever seen, but i think he may have lost some weight :D

[Jazdiver]

Is he wearing fucking mocasins on that thing on a freeway?

[gibbo]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289732506.jpg

[gibbo]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289725653.jpg

[mrgixxer]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289718764.png


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289716506.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289683877.jpg

[ketse]

quote:Originally posted by Jazdiver

Is he wearing fucking mocasins on that thing on a freeway?


yup

[driftdave]

This may have been posted before….

http://www.guesshermuff.blogspot.com/?zx=1f859466738e78d1

always worth a look but

Cheers
Dave

[rod185651]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289900380.jpg

[xa-mont]

lol.

What an awesome quote!

[Hillsy]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289947022.jpg

[Large]

quote:Originally posted by rod185651

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289900380.jpg



Nice quote...except it's a bit like saying -

"It is absolutely bizarre that the people who serve the f****** coffee on Ryanair planes can't predict when the Rolls Royce Trent 900 engines will f****** explode. It's horse s***"

Two different disciplines.

[RevHead]

quote:Originally posted by Hillsy

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1289947022.jpg

that shadow is a winner ,bahahaha