No words just photos... NOW NWS

[Hagarr]

Well its definitely not the first one LOL!

[MTBEERWAH]

well obviously its the ones with the dick

[Snaffler]

battle of the bulge :D

[RevHead]

the 1 with the green gear on tits just look to fake,or the 1 in all the red gear wit long black hair

[Yamie]

quote:Originally posted by revheadpete

the 1 with the green gear on tits just look to fake,or the 1 in all the red gear wit long black hair


You win both are

[Yamie]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282540526.jpg

[Nudie]

quote:Originally posted by Yamie


quote:Originally posted by revheadpete

the 1 with the green gear on tits just look to fake,or the 1 in all the red gear wit long black hair


You win both are


Well spotted Pete. You'd make a good wingman!

[ALBI]

hmmmm is it wrong if id still do them all ??? fucked if i can tell the diff?

[uncle pervy]

bet you'd be able to tell if she wanted to roll you over and do you
like the old prison joke "wanna play mummies and daddies, who do you want to be"?
"well come suck mummies cock"

[ALBI]

lmfao uncle!!!

[Rocket]

The best thing about rooting a transvestite is that when you go for the reach around, it feels like you've gone all the way through !

[rod185651]

quote:Originally posted by Rocket

The best thing about rooting a transvestite is that when you go for the reach around, it feels like you've gone all the way through !


Or you can make them yell "wocka wocka wocka" and pretend you are a helicopter pilot.

[nick76]

Do you mean like this Rod???

http://www.meatspin.com/

[gibbo]

I sat through 21 spins, does that make me gay?

[JackTar]

Nope just easily hypnotised.

[gibbo]

Aah, that'd explain the clucking then....

[rod185651]

quote:Originally posted by nick76

Do you mean like this Rod???

http://www.meatspin.com/


LOL that'd make a great screen saver

[Gix11]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282780659.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282757654.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282781874.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282763969.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282719444.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282794159.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282776516.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282775381.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282750613.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282740458.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282730931.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282760962.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282731745.jpg

[Cruisecontrol]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/mintbread1/wM6u3.gif

[Yamie]

So was this someone who miss the exit
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282741995.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282812443.jpg

:D:D

[RevHead]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282758837.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282829972.jpg

[Yamie]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282825632.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282789030.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282754269.jpg

[Yamie]

quote:Originally posted by revheadpete

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282758837.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282829972.jpg



reminds me of transfromers:D

[Yamie]

Ok I was sent another one spot the Trany
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282803480.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282835374.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282764782.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282829920.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282795368.jpg

[RevHead]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282781030.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282763849.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282777752.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282774779.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282779537.jpg


:D

[Yamie]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282782379.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282743818.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282811655.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282785125.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282767639.jpg

Or 2
This one took me a few guess's to work it out

[Yamie]

Was he trying to get out of a parking ticket
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282795217.jpg

[Gitzy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g35KmqxX1YU

[xa-mont]

wow... what a fucking idiot... turn it on and get your mate to help load it instead of standing around like a fucking zombie...

some people just amaze me.

[Gix11]

What a bell. How did he think he was actually going to get up there as well?

[xa-mont]

he was going to jump up with his ninja balance skillz whilst still balancing the bike.

[Snaffler]

and the new buyer standing there watching suddenly didnt want the bike no more..

electric drag bike burnout

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o15EALghp0

[RevHead]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282845897.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282853043.jpg

[Swordsy]

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1530excuse_me_lion.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0712/class-photo-photo-demotivational-poster-1197832830.jpg
http://www.boostcruising.com/database/forums/files/post-91163-12818021962022086312.jpg
http://www.retailhellunderground.com/.a/6a00e54f10a098883401348641c651970c-350wi
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc80/cspbiz/iHand.jpg

[RevHead]

hahahahahahaha^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[boris]

haha the class photo is now my background

[xa-mont]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god i hate iPhones

[Cruisecontrol]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282875611.jpg

[Petrol Spice]

http://imgur.com/qchE6.gif

[bluemk1]

quote:Originally posted by Petrol Spice

http://imgur.com/qchE6.gif


watched the original of that vid the other day, he got some awesome air thats for sure! :D

i bet he is now wishing he didnt live

[RevHead]

^^^^^ well done,saw it on the news,fuck but adding the hoff,brillant bahahahaha

[latheboy]

So tell me how it starts turning AFTER its in the air?

[nick76]

It wasn't meant to be a jump,so its not perfect,and he didnt hit it perfectly straight,and when he hit it at that speed,the car bottomed out/bump steered out of line,and got worse as he left the ramp??Momentum?
Maybe he had the throttle down,and the spinning of the rear wheel,pulled it to the side??
Who knows.

Someone post up a linky to a news story with the real footage,i must of missed it on the news the other day!!!!
Looks unreal

[sharky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaT0VbW2pZk

[nick76]

Thanks Sharky.
Fuck,he was flying.
And he managed to survive that??
He must be fairly fucked up?

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by latheboy

So tell me how it starts turning AFTER its in the air?


If I had to guess I would say that one of the alco posts caught hold of part of the car (front left maybe) so the rest of it spun and then it came free?

[Petrol Spice]

Yeah I'm going to go with the Armco shit itself and caught the sump or a control arm or rear axle and twisted the car from there.

[Elapid]

Bullshit. Aliens caused it. That is the only logical explanation....well, that and the police and the government did it and using the armco as a scapegoat is the only other logical explanation.

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Elapid

Bullshit. Aliens caused it. That is the only logical explanation....well, that and the police and the government did it and using the armco as a scapegoat is the only other logical explanation.


You have read way too many of HOS's posts.

[Elapid]

You mean Facts Blowie?
Fuck off you unparanoid freakshow.

[RevHead]

accident ,,momentum, force ,traped parts ,all the affore mentioned.

[336LJ]

YEAH.. disgusting behaviour.. wearing a NORMAL LEATHER hat and fucking RELAXING about shit.!:D

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by Elapid

Bullshit. Aliens caused it. That is the only logical explanation....well, that and the police and the government did it and using the armco as a scapegoat is the only other logical explanation.



http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282994821.gif

[RevHead]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282993873.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282903934.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282978349.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282936922.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282961654.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282947792.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282994475.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282955345.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282920886.jpg

[RevHead]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282981274.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282912921.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282930999.jpg

[Snaffler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0enqBxyr0U&NR=1

[rod185651]

I went to exhibition last year at The Australian Centre for Photography. That was one of the photos, I wish I can remember the name of the photographer, there were some mad photos all with the same theme.

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282961654.jpg

[bluemk1]

quote:Originally posted by rod185651

I went to exhibition last year at The Australian Centre for Photography. That was one of the photos, I wish I can remember the name of the photographer, there were some mad photos all with the same theme.





he looks like a friendly chap.
keen to see the rest of the pics if anyone has links?

[StuNVA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ_s6V1Kv6A

[Benz]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282966993.jpg

"Does my arse look fat in this??":D

[livewire]

has that thing got 6 nitrous bottles?

[Tony Nitrous]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sry6eJ570gQ

[-Dex-]

That can't have done his back any good. Compressed spine much?

[-Dex-]

Sorry, i didn't realise I'd be the top of the page, better put some pics up eh. they're prolly reposts but fuck it.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a296/v840/galaxy10.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a296/v840/piston_failure.jpg

[holyman_999]

quote:Originally posted by rod185651

I went to exhibition last year at The Australian Centre for Photography. That was one of the photos, I wish I can remember the name of the photographer, there were some mad photos all with the same theme.

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282961654.jpg




Found him... His name is Pieter Hugo, the series is called "Nollywood" He is based in Capetown, apparently... you can find him here... gotta love the google-machine http://www.pieterhugo.com/selected-work/nollywood/nollywoodescort.jpg/

[Tony Nitrous]

quote:Originally posted by holyman_999

Found him... His name is Pieter Hugo, the series is called "Nollywood" He is based in Capetown, apparently... you can find him here... gotta love the google-machine http://www.pieterhugo.com/selected-work/nollywood/nollywoodescort.jpg/


I dont think they use the same Pet shop as me....

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/2281/monk1.jpg

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/615/monk2.jpg

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/3323/hy2m.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8060/hy1m.jpg

[RevHead]

that aint a piston this is one i pulled out of an xh xr6 ute on thursday 26,08,10http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283159863.jpg

;)

[nick76]

quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous


I dont think they use the same Pet shop as me....

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/2281/monk1.jpg


http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/3323/hy2m.jpg



Thats not nice Tony,saying these two got their girlfriends from the pet store!!!!

[Snaffler]

now thats farken funny :D

[Arron_01r1]

that ^^^^ is gold!! im getting one, imagine the trouble you can get into fooling with them, i can think of 10 piss funny pranks straight up, *of to the wreckers*

[zx12argh]

Where do you think AIDS came from?

[BANDITROD]

i reckon a gook fucked a monkey and infected it with aids then so on and so forth

[RevHead]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ i agree^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Cruisecontrol]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283130779.jpg

[Bob]

^^^^^WTF....Funny shit!!lol

[gibbo]

quote:Originally posted by -Dex-

Sorry, i didn't realise I'd be the top of the page, better put some pics up eh. they're prolly reposts but fuck it.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a296/v840/galaxy10.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a296/v840/piston_failure.jpg

Is the car yours mate? Any more pics [:p]

[latheboy]

quote:Originally posted by revheadpete

that aint a piston this is one i pulled out of an xh xr6 ute on thursday 26,08,10http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283159863.jpg

;)

Is that from the ute you were trying to sell?

[gumby190]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283207683.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283149423.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283174749.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283228133.jpg

[gumby190]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283173502.jpg

[gumby190]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283209383.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283216763.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283169054.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283228708.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283212241.jpg

[Elapid]

quote:Originally posted by latheboy


quote:Originally posted by revheadpete

that aint a piston this is one i pulled out of an xh xr6 ute on thursday 26,08,10http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283159863.jpg

;)

Is that from the ute you were trying to sell?


Holy shit, now I guess I know why he was upset about it- they really must have totalled it.[B)]

[-Dex-]

quote:Originally posted by gibbo
Is the car yours mate? Any more pics [:p]


I wish! I couldn't afford one of the rims. :(

The Galaxy belongs to a dude on another forum I'm on and AFAIK he's not too keen on posting pics for some reason...?

It's a gorgeous car though [8D]

[xa-mont]

Isn't it the Gal that was built by street machine and given away a few years back?

[RevHead]

quote:Originally posted by Elapid


quote:Originally posted by latheboy


quote:Originally posted by revheadpete

that aint a piston this is one i pulled out of an xh xr6 ute on thursday 26,08,10http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283159863.jpg

;)

Is that from the ute you were trying to sell?


Holy shit, now I guess I know why he was upset about it- they really must have totalled it.[B)]
nah this is out of a 99 model xh xr6 a mates white one,would u believe it was idling when it went bang

[Elapid]

Must have used a HSV piston hey?

[-Dex-]

quote:Originally posted by xa-mont

Isn't it the Gal that was built by street machine and given away a few years back?


Could be, I really don't know.

[RevHead]

[quote]Originally posted by Elapid

Must have used a HSV piston hey?
[/quo ,nah he just revs the fuck outta it and cant drive so it had to go bang sooner then later,holding it in 1st gear and 3rd gear till 7thou rpm isnt good

[336LJ]

quote:Originally posted by revheadpete

[quote]Originally posted by Elapid

Must have used a HSV piston hey?
[/quo ,nah he just revs the fuck outta it and cant drive so it had to go bang sooner then later,holding it in 1st gear and 3rd gear till 7thou rpm isnt good

it is if you have the right engine builder!

[RevHead]

quote:Originally posted by 336LJ


quote:Originally posted by revheadpete

[quote]Originally posted by Elapid

Must have used a HSV piston hey?
[/quo ,nah he just revs the fuck outta it and cant drive so it had to go bang sooner then later,holding it in 1st gear and 3rd gear till 7thou rpm isnt good

it is if you have the right engine builder!
i did spend 120 hours making sure his motor was perfect,all tollerances and clearances were spot on ,he left my workshop side ways after i told him to let it all bed in ,oh well young guys ,lol

[latheboy]

Couple of randoms
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283304460.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283279825.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283296358.jpg

[80s freak]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283277092.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283327119.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283326808.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283262330.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283329157.jpg

[RevHead]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283348440.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283429542.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283403496.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283345025.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283421023.jpg

[RevHead]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283374084.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283379570.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283437655.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283409481.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283426488.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283401740.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283354632.jpg

[MONO]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283442426.jpg

[Fight_fan]

^I would definitely go see that 4 a service! :D

[336LJ]

quote:Originally posted by revheadpete


quote:Originally posted by 336LJ


quote:Originally posted by revheadpete

[quote]Originally posted by Elapid

Must have used a HSV piston hey?
[/quo ,nah he just revs the fuck outta it and cant drive so it had to go bang sooner then later,holding it in 1st gear and 3rd gear till 7thou rpm isnt good

it is if you have the right engine builder!
i did spend 120 hours making sure his motor was perfect,all tollerances and clearances were spot on ,he left my workshop side ways after i told him to let it all bed in ,oh well young guys ,lol

Ah! I forgot . knobs too eager to get the foot into it make any amount of hard work an engine builder does completely pointless.
Its like after every shift I have ever worked, at any job. these fuckers jump straight in their cars, smack it into gear and cane the fuck out of it up the road to get home!?!?
Takes a good few min of driving with a light pedal to warm the engine up to operating temp, these tools pay 40 - 60k for a car and beat the snot out of it like that every day and wonder why shit goes wrong!

The only smart thing I saw done for a mate of mine that had a rotary was to limit the revs to something grandma like cause he could see a dick head coming a mile away

[gibbo]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283518469.gif

[Cruisecontrol]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283562142.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283538628.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283532634.jpg

[nick76]

^^^^^YUM^^^^^

[-Dex-]

X a brazillion! Any more of her Cruise?