No words just photos... NOW NWS

[RED ZX]

Fucken hell, lucky bastard. Hope all is well with the claim against him. That is one seriously wrecked bike.

[Tony OW31]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1291447550.jpg

[Elapid]

Fuck! Poor bastard is about to be blow to pieces!

[RevHead]

theres 2 of them,

[RevHead]

quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous

I wasnt on that ride, but have seen some interesting one's
over the last few years with the Guy's I normaly ride with.

Have you seen this one Pete ?

From a local ride a few years back.
Lad went over the front and walked away unmarked.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7791/notjeev1.jpg

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4253/bkpic1.jpg

back in the early 90s i was working in canberra driving tow trucks,1 morning 330am i got a police next on roster tow to pick up a motor bike on canberra ave just opposite the mint,well lets say i got there and picked up an fj1200 yammy in 6 pieces,,only to find out the same day from a phone call that it was 2x of my friends dicky n big dave whom we were drinking with only 2xday prevous,stil hurts to think of that one as they were top blokes,cops said they stepped off at 200ks into gum trees,r.i.p boys[V]

[chopiesel]

quote:Originally posted by Elapid

Fuck! Poor bastard is about to be blow to pieces!


HALO

[gibbo]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1291549961.jpg

[uncle pervy]

quote:Originally posted by Tony OW31

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1291447550.jpg

Could this be the end of Spiderman???

[Tony Nitrous]

Pure Gold !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkeMvvm5sGA

[Big Dan]

:D:D:D:D:D Fuckin gold alright:D:D:D:D:D

[Large]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Large]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Large]

So much win

[ozzy1100]

that is the funest thing i have looked at in a while lol
love the gtr on non turbo 34 than chev hahahahahahaha..........

[Weaselman]

Vid of the year!

[hyofighter]

car fail
http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/attachments/jokes-humour/89266d1268982973-ricer-day-.jpg

http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/attachments/jokes-humour/79864d1268262365-ricer-day-bnhz-vg-2k-kgrhquokj8ets3li4mfbljy3g-5rg-_3.jpg

[timbo]

I hope that's not yours Scott

[hyofighter]

nar i hide mine in the dust so people dont see me
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1291594718.jpg

[timbo]

haha much better idea

[Shadowzone]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1291589044.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1291552623.jpg

[336LJ]

if you were spraying a chemical why the fuck would it A. be coming out of the engines, and B. be sprayed 40,000ft up where its likely to actually affect a totally different continent.

SHIT IS RETARDED its fuckin physichemistrobiologically just ass fucking water

[336LJ]

quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous

I wasnt on that ride, but have seen some interesting one's
over the last few years with the Guy's I normaly ride with.

Have you seen this one Pete ?

From a local ride a few years back.
Lad went over the front and walked away unmarked.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7791/notjeev1.jpg

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4253/bkpic1.jpg


i saw the photos of this pinned on the wall at a bike shop down the coast, apparently this fuckin prick in the 4wd was sick of people hooning up the hill at beechmont and rammed the bike on purpose, fuckwit should be executed.

[Matt]

Yeah that's the story that is told 336, there is another story that says it wasn't entirely the drivers fault which may be a little closer to the truth ;)

[Tony Nitrous]

quote:Originally posted by Matt

Yeah that's the story that is told 336, there is another story that says it wasn't entirely the drivers fault which may be a little closer to the truth ;)


I dont think your far off there Matt.... ;)

[336LJ]

hmmm... bike reversed into 4wd at speed?! [:p].
apparently you are always at fault if you hit someone from behind (no navy puns intended)

[xa-mont]

I love the ultrahigh-mount exhaust that R1 is rocking!

[Matt]

quote:Originally posted by 336LJ

hmmm... bike reversed into 4wd at speed?! [:p].
apparently you are always at fault if you hit someone from behind (no navy puns intended)


Yes but R1's brakes are far better than Hilux's, and hitting the brakes hard because a hilux is sitting on your arse is not always a good idea ;) The driver was deemed at fault but I would not go so far as to say it was entirly his fault or as spiteful as the gold coast story would suggest.

[chopiesel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w&feature=player_embedded#!

[Tony Nitrous]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5972/heado.jpg

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3525/head2w.jpg

[crazymofo]

wow!!

does the owner want to sell me the calipers?

cheers.joe.

[336LJ]

quote:Originally posted by Matt


quote:Originally posted by 336LJ

hmmm... bike reversed into 4wd at speed?! [:p].
apparently you are always at fault if you hit someone from behind (no navy puns intended)


Yes but R1's brakes are far better than Hilux's, and hitting the brakes hard because a hilux is sitting on your arse is not always a good idea ;) The driver was deemed at fault but I would not go so far as to say it was entirly his fault or as spiteful as the gold coast story would suggest.

fuck that, I never put the brakes on when im on the bike like that, I just zip round and put another car in between me and the douche tailgating me, cars tho...I drive such shit cars that I dont care, I just tilt all my mirrors so i cant see the fuck head and if they hit me they hit me lo

[nick76]

How does a front end snap off like that,and yet the forks aren't really bent??
Heavy landing wheelie,or a structual defect/exsisting cracks in the frame???

[Tony Nitrous]

Dont know the B-King owner.
Pic's were sent to me.

Seen a couple of B-Kings and a few GSXR's lose their front ends
but all were in accidents.

[xa-mont]

thats one way to remove the forks i guess...

[wackyrider]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1291702478.jpg

[renegade]

quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone



http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1291552623.jpg





I think he needs his gaskets changed :D

[xa-mont]

nah, it's a 2 stroke plane... its normal

[Gix11]

Is there a list of Downfall parodies on Youtube? That must be the 6th one I've seen. They're good, but after that many it's getting a bit worn out!

There's even parodies of the parodies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSYk8ofhYFY

[Tony Nitrous]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU_Nt-H0bAE&feature=player_embedded#!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC1zM2LXP5U&NR=1

[Gix11]

Handle?: I think not.
Hot?: Mobile fucking kebab heater.

[Redmohawk]

wacker stole my aircleaner

[Snaffler]

quote:Originally posted by nick76

How does a front end snap off like that,and yet the forks aren't really bent??
Heavy landing wheelie,or a structual defect/exsisting cracks in the frame???

ive seen troy at MCR motorcycle crash repairs have to tig up a few GSXR`s frames now.. alot is extensive wheelies, some from crashes and them pulling the frame straight and some are just race bikes..
id say the Bking dont like the wheelies due to weight and long wheelies comming down when the front wheel is stopped? the 06 R1 is also known to crack frames with to many wheelies & i even seen a brand new 09 kawasaki straight out the create where the welds on the frame had totally missed the joins and no recalls..

[suxukifreak]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1291633100.jpg

[Fight_fan]

FIXED! :D

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee325/GIX711/Funny%20Pics/squiggle.jpg

Its upside down!

[chopiesel]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1194.snc4/154664_1617949739991_1573807226_31415171_5931433_n .jpg

[chopiesel]

http://i.imgur.com/t2X0G.jpg

http://images.mix.com.au/2009/06/11/204136/fail-sign-110609-41-600x400.jpg

http://images.mix.com.au/2009/06/11/204129/fail-sign-110609-35-600x400.jpg

[chopiesel]

http://imgur.com/qTQN1.jpg

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/oprah-bees.gif

http://www.loganotron.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/3664.jpeg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8evgj9SpU1qdv2uwo1_400.gif

[pommie02]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1291770098.jpg

[chopiesel]

sorry for the size

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1291733392.jpg

[-Dex-]

Crazy!

[Hagarr]

hey Chop have you got anything of the final act I've been looking for years for a decent print.

ER sorry final act of World War 2 was dropping an A Bomb on the deck of the Yamamoto? along with the rest of the japanese fleet at an Atoll in the South pacific.

The photo is taken from a long distance and you can see the mushroom cloud of the A bomb just rising and a massive tidal wave , Tsunami?
about to sink the rest of the fleet.

you could buy a poster in the late '60s early seventies but obviously was taken off the shelves in later years for obvious reasons

I had it but with numerous shifting over the years have lost it.

[RevHead]

isnt this picci of hiroshima and there standing on the town hall,they say this is the exact place the A bomb landed and exploded

[El_Hefty]

quote:Originally posted by Fight_fan

FIXED! :D

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee325/GIX711/Funny%20Pics/squiggle.jpg

Its upside down!


fuck that made me crack up... classic

[Redmohawk]

only one thing that makes a better boom than a 250 kg fuel air bomb.

[Redmohawk]

Pete if it was the exact spot it exploded there wouldn't be a building left mate NOTHING

[chopiesel]

the bomb went off near a river, where a road intersects with the river bridge road and makes a big T. the memorial building he is thinking of is the one that still has the metal framed dome on top, it was pretty much under the bomb. but i cant see the river in that pic

[Tony Nitrous]

quote:Originally posted by Gix11

Is there a list of Downfall parodies on Youtube? That must be the 6th one I've seen. They're good, but after that many it's getting a bit worn out!


What about this.......

cNrN2Dkgpgc

[Large]

BWAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHA.

Best one ever!

[crazymofo]

quote:Originally posted by Redmohawk

Pete if it was the exact spot it exploded there wouldn't be a building left mate NOTHING


the hiroshima bomb, was detonated above the ground, the bomb never actually impacted. it was timed to blow 100ft off the ground to cause maximum devastation.

cheers.joe.

[Large]

Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters-

gEyP4Q8igQY

[Large]

quote:Originally posted by Redmohawk

Pete if it was the exact spot it exploded there wouldn't be a building left mate NOTHING


Lets not argue semantics.

Little Boy was the second best bomb ever detonated and released on the best target ever.

[Snaffler]

http://sport-with-you.ru/view.php?video=VjWCcJ-sY4E&feature=youtube_gdata_player&title=Awesome+Motorcycle+Burnout

[Mishdog20]

quote:Originally posted by Snaffler

http://sport-with-you.ru/view.php?video=VjWCcJ-sY4E&feature=youtube_gdata_player&title=Awesome+Motorcycle+Burnout


Its a repost, but be fooked if i can be bothered lookin for it:D

[Snaffler]

quote:Originally posted by Mishdog20


quote:Originally posted by Snaffler

http://sport-with-you.ru/view.php?video=VjWCcJ-sY4E&feature=youtube_gdata_player&title=Awesome+Motorcycle+Burnout


Its a repost, but be fooked if i can be bothered lookin for it:D


soz mish lol

bows head in shame :D

[chopiesel]

http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/visittothedentist.jpg

http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lips-are-for-blowing1.jpg

[uncle pervy]

bwahahahahaa
love the expression on the face of the bloke in the pool. looks like a lamprey has bitten him on the crotch

[chopiesel]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3930/1292041647226.jpg
http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/7725/image032r.jpg
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8089/demotivationalcompetiti.jpg
http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/2892/overconfidencecateagled.jpg

[ALBI]

and the germans wounder why they lost ??? so many attempts and 2 blokes one bike hmmmmmmm fail!!!

[hotmilk]

found these on another forum...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VDCGGBYmNCk/TOgWnyWj4sI/AAAAAAAARAo/xxJ0MZXz_yY/s1600/001.JPG
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VDCGGBYmNCk/TOgWk8OEj6I/AAAAAAAARAk/FSbwlBvfH-k/s1600/004%25282%2529.JPG
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VDCGGBYmNCk/TOgWqypYlfI/AAAAAAAARAs/K0qlENKJLg4/s1600/002%25282%2529.JPG

[Gitzy]

For anyone interested that is Cabbie's KWIKASFAKI from Customfighters.com here is the build thread, It's quite a good read I'd recommend subscribing..

http://www.customfighters.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24146

Also heres the K5 GSXR 600 Tail conversion he did for his 94 Fireblade, This mans attention to detail is very inspiring.. and he provides lots of pics..

http://www.customfighters.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16750

[mozza]

mate that blade came out trick as !!! This thing will be awesome.

[Shadowzone]

Gitzy is that the thread with the Aprilia swinger into the CBR?

That was awesome.

[Shadowzone]

The best Downfall Parody yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74kjZRZxjdg

[Gitzy]

quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone


Gitzy is that the thread with the Aprilia swinger into the CBR?

That was awesome.


Yup that be the one..

[Tony Nitrous]

DEFlGt0nlsU

[hotmilk]

hadnt seen either of his threads before... just those pics...
shit that blade turned out alright! if thats anything to go by his new build will be top notch!

[ashcook]

quote:Originally posted by Gitzy


quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone


Gitzy is that the thread with the Aprilia swinger into the CBR?

That was awesome.


Yup that be the one..


Fuck that was a good read, wow!

[lizard]

quote:Originally posted by hotmilk

found these on another forum...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VDCGGBYmNCk/TOgWnyWj4sI/AAAAAAAARAo/xxJ0MZXz_yY/s1600/001.JPG
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VDCGGBYmNCk/TOgWk8OEj6I/AAAAAAAARAk/FSbwlBvfH-k/s1600/004%25282%2529.JPG
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VDCGGBYmNCk/TOgWqypYlfI/AAAAAAAARAs/K0qlENKJLg4/s1600/002%25282%2529.JPG
Holy shit that gets my juices gushn !Been thinkn bout putn one in a zx6 b nice as hopefully !!!

[Fish]

http://img.ns4w.org/tags.php?tag=Playboy

go nuts fellas

[80s freak]

For Pete and Adam , The bomb exploded at 400ft above ground level the hall by chance was directly under it, it only sustained relatively minor damage.

[Large]

V_uNPhFTidY

[Shadowzone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSD0Mjt64LQ

[Shadowzone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lui0-4IW64

[Shadowzone]

Remember what has been seen cannot be unseen.

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxDWSp2Q-r8

[Shadowzone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scIj3WSOhho

[Tony Nitrous]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/V4Heaven/Gillian.jpg
This woman is 51.
She is a TV "health guru" advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and ill health,
promoting exercise, a pescetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables.
She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements, also making statements that yeast is harmful,
that the colour of food is nutritionally significant, and about the utility of lingual and faecal examination.
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http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/V4Heaven/lawson.jpg
This woman is 50.
She is a TV cook, who eats nothing but meat, butter and deserts.
So forget the "join a gym and eat more celery" bullshit. This Christmas, it's food and booze all the way.
The only exercise you're going to need is dancing and shagging. What are you waiting for ?

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/V4Heaven/Gillian.jpg
This woman is 51.
She is a TV "health guru" advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and ill health,
promoting exercise, a pescetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables.
She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements, also making statements that yeast is harmful,
that the colour of food is nutritionally significant, and about the utility of lingual and faecal examination.
.
.
.
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http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/V4Heaven/lawson.jpg
This woman is 50.
She is a TV cook, who eats nothing but meat, butter and deserts.
So forget the "join a gym and eat more celery" bullshit. This Christmas, it's food and booze all the way.
The only exercise you're going to need is dancing and shagging. What are you waiting for ?



I've watched Janine's show. 3 fat brides. Her dieting method obviously doesn't work in all instances because the majority of the brides didn't lose a significant amount of weight. I suspect they would have lost the same amount simply stopping the booze and softdrinks/lollies/chocolates etc;

High protein low carb does work and is sustainable. I've dropped 35kgs this yr doing that and feel great. I actually get a hangover if I eat shitty high carb foods. I feel it the next day in the gym like nothing else, it just completely stuffs me and leaves me sluggish and lethargic. I still eat my greens and enjoy them, but I don't go for the spuds or bread. I also don't miss them either.

[Tony Nitrous]

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/100060-ever_made_love_fat_woman.jpg

[Tony Nitrous]

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_IdGZTLrnEQY/TQVPVZNjVMI/AAAAAAAABjY/Y5KnjO7Ugzc/nigella.jpg

[Redmohawk]

Its this simple calories in to calories burned, doesn't make much difference if its all from celery fat or booze if you eat the same amount of calories its pritty much all the same to your body, it may use it differently and store it differently if you eat more than you need but its pritty much the same deal. Cows get very fat on just grass and lions get fat on just meat n fat, It just us gready fucker eating to much and not getting off our asses much that makes us fat. Humans all over the world use very varied diets because of so many different reasons but in every tribe there are fat skinny and in the middle.

Simple eat less or do more.

[Shadowzone]

quote:Originally posted by Redmohawk

Its this simple calories in to calories burned, doesn't make much difference if its all from celery fat or booze if you eat the same amount of calories its pritty much all the same to your body, it may use it differently and store it differently if you eat more than you need but its pritty much the same deal. Cows get very fat on just grass and lions get fat on just meat n fat, It just us gready fucker eating to much and not getting off our asses much that makes us fat. Humans all over the world use very varied diets because of so many different reasons but in every tribe there are fat skinny and in the middle.

Simple eat less or do more.


You're right Red, but different forms of food have different energy tolls when the body is processing them. It uses more energy processing protein than it does wholemeal bread or other carbs.

Oh and the female form considered attractive varies around the world according to food availability. In the West where food is more than abundant we find thin women attractive. In cultures where food is scarce fat or larger women are deemed attractive. There are of course exceptions to this rule. Polynesians prefer larger women as they're perceived to be stronger and able to hold up to the rigours of breeding better. And the Japanese Women find Sumos to be sex symbols.

Me I'll take the middle ground and enjoy a nice comfortable 14-16. I don't like the bruised pubic region the really skinny bony ones cause and I don't have any acro props to jack up the verandah on the super fat ones....

[Shadowzone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6w0r-ScEG4

[oldskool]

quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_IdGZTLrnEQY/TQVPVZNjVMI/AAAAAAAABjY/Y5KnjO7Ugzc/nigella.jpg

One of the sexiest women in the world^^^^^^^^^^

[Swordsy]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/174698-1/Cheetahs_cute_gazelle.jpg?

[ozzy1100]

quote:Originally posted by oldskool


quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_IdGZTLrnEQY/TQVPVZNjVMI/AAAAAAAABjY/Y5KnjO7Ugzc/nigella.jpg

One of the sexiest women in the world^^^^^^^^^^


x2 then some ...........

[Gitzy]

http://www.celebrity-nude-fakes.com/1/nigella-lawson-fakes/nigella-lawson-nude-5.jpg

[MTBEERWAH]

Nigella...to each their own hey!!

[Redmohawk]

The body processes food at different rates yes , the body absorbs at different rates also. Take asparigus for a start lol

Simple and PROVEN time and time again eat less do more works ALL bullshit fad diets "low carb" no energy long term and having a shit without fiber will make your ass drop out from cancer quick fast "low fat" tastes like shit and you cut out essential fats to silly low levels "low protine" and you struggle to maintain muscle to keep you moving and fit in the first place. ALL fuck with your system and FAIL long term. PROVEN over and over as no one but a nutter sticks to these fucked diets long term look at the authors of all these fucking stupid ideas fat, looking older than they should, dead, or close before there time. Fanatics always go a shitty way (excersise nuts included) eat less do more simple. Or more directly "Turn off the TV get out off your ass and do something, instead of watching wankers on tv do it!) You'll live longer but if you don't at least your doing shit intead of being one.

[mitch.lax]

quote:Originally posted by Redmohawk

Its this simple calories in to calories burned...



Kinda. It's a useful generalisation, and makes 3/5ths of fuck all difference to the average overweight person. However, it's not strictly true.

Anyway.....back to the funnies.

[evilkarl]

quote:Originally posted by hotmilk

found these on another forum...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VDCGGBYmNCk/TOgWnyWj4sI/AAAAAAAARAo/xxJ0MZXz_yY/s1600/001.JPG



Can I ask where you found this bike on another forum, I have a question to ask the owner. Mate is building a triple at the moment and wants to ask about the reed valves.