Win a FREE House!

[EFE 1230]

“Win A Free House”.

Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of: 'ASYLUM'.


Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition: Hop on a boat and win A FREE HOUSE!


We've already given away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,The Australian Taxpayer; and don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.


Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid Australian Passport and you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM'.


Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at $800 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights.


This competition is open to everyone!


Just buy a ticket to Indonesia and catch the first available boat.


No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.


All you have to do is destroy all your papers or burn your boat once you enter Australian waters, and remember the magic password ‘ASYLUM’.


A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown “Goat Class” from Kabul to Indonesia gateway, where agents were on hand to fast-track them to their boat trips to luxury accommodation.


They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Australia.


Our most popular destinations also include the Baxter reef and the world famous Christmas Island resort.


If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience - Just apply for legal aid.


Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counselors are waiting to help.
It won't cost you a cent. It could change your life forever.


So play today!


Iraqi Terrorists, Afghan Dissidents, Albanian Gangsters, Pro-Pinochet Activists, Anti-Pinochet Activists, Kosovan Drug-Smugglers, Tamil Tigers,
Bogus Bosnians, Rwandan Mass Murderers, Somali Guerrillas... COME ON DOWN!


Get along to the Indonesia fishing ports - Don't stop in Thailand or Bali - Go straight to Australia - and you are: GUARANTEED to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.


Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'!

[EFE 1230]

Asylum seekers made to feel at home, thanks to a $10,000 welcome pack

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ASYLUM seekers are receiving welcome packs of furnishings worth up to $10,000 and food hampers as they wait for their refugee claims to be processed.

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Beds, fridges, mattresses, couches and items such as alarm clock radios, clothes hangers and containers for biscuits are being bought in a "household goods formation package" that contains more than 60 items.

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The package includes a television with a minimum screen size of 53cm.

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The assistance is on top of free doctors' visits, dental care, pharmaceuticals, and education, and payments of up to $433.25 a fortnight.

Link to the full story -http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/mor...-1226273251317


Link to a side story that lists every item asylum seekers receive - http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/the...-1226273253309

[BANDITROD]

fucking cunts

[K6Thou]

Just one of the reasons this once great nation is going to shit......

[EFE 1230]

fucking cunts

now you know why somalias can settle in Dimboola..................!

[BANDITROD]

those fuckers are long gone efe

[JackTar]

Looks to be about the same as what people on the dole get maybe even less, anyone on the dole tried to escape possible death in another country where they are being slaughtered because of their race or religion? Nope but I still have to pay taxes for those jobless cunts more than half of which wouldn't take a job if it was offered to them.

[Iceman]

Maybe we could run an exchange program, for every refugee we take in , we send one dole bludger out.

[Yella]

Sounds like we have a plan

[K6Thou]

Looks to be about the same as what people on the dole get maybe even less, anyone on the dole tried to escape possible death in another country where they are being slaughtered because of their race or religion? Nope but I still have to pay taxes for those jobless cunts more than half of which wouldn't take a job if it was offered to them.

Sorry mate but this is the same lefty shit I hear fucking everywhere......Its fucking simple cut the fucking bludgers off completely and re-instate my right to own a decent gun for when the junkies jump in my window trying to steal my shit....

[sharky]

And let Blowie and the boys have a bit of target practice at sea ;-)

[Shadowzone]

I seem to see plenty of them working their guts out doing shit jobs we don't want to do like pushing trolleys etc; and shopping at lifeline. I don't see too many of them living it up. I guess you probably wouldn't be in the mood for a party after watching your wife and kids get hacked up with machetes just because you worshipped a different God to the ones doing the hacking.

I have to agree with Blowie and I'm the most politically incorrect cunt you'll ever meet. I also agree with Clint - Take one in and send one dole bludger out in their place.

[BANDITROD]

personally i think we should look after our own country before we take on more problems ......fuck the nigger cunts ...flame away peeps but it wont change my veiws about boat people at all ... why should it be us paying for there asylum... i would rather give my spare cash to the salvo's

[Snaffler]

how about we sink just one of there stinking boats trying to sneak in here and we bring home the 4000 stranded aussies with the money??

wheres our goverments head at saying its out f there hands!

say no to just 1 african and u will get the 4000 flyers that are stranded home ya cunts!

[K6Thou]

personally i think we should look after our own country before we take on more problems ......fuck the nigger cunts ...flame away peeps but it wont change my veiws about boat people at all ... why should it be us paying for there asylum... i would rather give my spare cash to the salvo's

I agree Rod. In my opinion we (people in Jacktars area of expertise) should just tow the boats into international waters and warn them that if they enter Australian waters again they will be sunk.....

Fuck what the lefties, civil libertarians and the do gooding hippies say, these cunts can afford to pay smugglers for 'asylum' but can't pay to make their situation better ????

[EFE 1230]

those fuckers are long gone efe

Has the smell gone away yet?

[BANDITROD]

yes it has efe and i totally agree Dan

[EFE 1230]

The ILLEGAL invaders spend the money to come here because their "investment" is a pittance compared with what will be returned to them as future "GOVERNMENT ENTITLEMENTS" over their lifetime.


I wonder what the govt would do if dole collecting aussies suddenly started to live 10+ people to a house/flat, pool their fortnightly payments over time then use that money buy a small profitable business and employ only relatives?

they don't seem to mind how the ethnics spend "their" savings.

[JackTar]

Why the fuck should they care? Does the government care what you spend your money on?

I'd be pretty fucking happy if people on the dole were doing that as opposed to spending it all on booze and smokes.

[K6Thou]

Why the fuck should they care? Does the government care what you spend your money on?

I'd be pretty fucking happy if people on the dole were doing that as opposed to spending it all on booze and smokes.

The reason that food vouchers should introduced..... No smokes or piss..... I work and have to pass a fuckin' drug test to do so. Fuckin' dole bludgers should have to piss in a bottle to get payments....