APRIL FOOLS RUN 2007

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by BOHEMION

OOH A DARE!
tell ya wot Bo u do it an ill wear me family tartan too:D...the missus will disown me but im up fer a laff[8D]

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by ozkat

Dont laugh Jim, you havent seen Puppet with his gear off! [xx(];)
that bad eh?

[Gix11]

There's a phenomina at the AFR known as the Undie Jump. Can you guess who does it?

[Jockney Rebel]

well i dont need to use any of my lifelines do i ?

[jakam04]

Does anyone want to share accomodation charges for the AFR period starting Friday night till monday morning. Im sure that the splitting of costs for a twin share room will be cheaper than having a room by yourself.

Any takers drop me an email.

Jarrod

[sharky]

Where are we at on rooms and prices....I'll need a bed somewhere...

[devo]

So far we have a few choices Mate there is plenty of accomadation here in Dubbvegas so don't panic I think there is about 30 motels here so I think it is sweet.
So anyone who has to put in for holidays do it now no excuses about timing we need you guys here Si is relying on all you people here so don't let him down Bike shop and susage sizzle organised so I have catered for approx 150 people and then some so the sizzle should be a gold coin donation with the proceeds going to a charity
more than likely Dubbo Base Hospital.
A definate confimation is needed now so a simmple I'm in or I'm out is suffice.
I will be putting up some flyers closer to the event but not until I know roughly how many sorry all but I will not put up flyers and tell everyone if only 5 people are gonna turn up we all need to make this event work and I know we are gonna do this aren't we.
We have Dave Readfords Motorcycles looking after the Sizzle and he has also allowed room for the show bikes to put in the shop and he has also kindly allowed your bikes to be stored at the shop so they will be secure.
He is even extending his trading hours for us so lets not let him down.
For those who need to give your bikes a wash there are 2 wash stations here with a third being built at the moment.
I also ask for common sense as Dubbo only just had the Crusty Demons here who pretty well fucked up the motorcycle reputation from carrying on like total fuckwits.
So I ask we be as professional as possible.
The only big problem so far is the Mini Straightliners (only cause of the fucking public liability) but I am working on that.
So organisation is almost at an end.
So no excuses if you say you will come then come I reckon it is gonna be a total fighter fest for all.
I also think if it is ok we all chuck in a few bucks for donations to the Boss so he won't be out of pocket . Yes I know we just paid membership but look at it this way this our club and our show The Fools Run and it is run by a top bloke who does donate a lot of his own cash for all of us mugs so do I have your support on this
Just fixing up a few loose ends and we are right.
Does that answer any questions that may be laying in your minds.
Whew Writers cramp.
Devo.

[devo]

Hey large go on edit Jakams post and take out the Non :D:D:D
Sorry Jarrod but you started it :D

[Foxy]

But we're all homosexuals on this forum.....do you mean to tell me your straight Jarrod???:D:D:D[:o)]

[jakam04]

LMAO what are you and devo talking about lol.... coming out of the closet on this forum.... brave move boys lol

[jakam04]

lmfao.... I have heard some people mention that the person giving isnt gay, only the reciever is lol...

[Iceman]

I've heard of a gay test where you get another bloke to suck your cock and if you crack a fat it's ok, but if you cum your gay.

I reckon if you're willing to let another bloke suck you off, you probably didn't need the test.

[Iceman]

Gix, Large.

It might be worth deleting the last six posts soon.

[Large]

I've said it before...and I'll say it again.

Everyone has the power to edit or delete their own posts...;):)

[devo]

Yeah your wright Bro I feel ill now.
So anyway in or out ( I mean the Fools Run)

[Large]

quote:Originally posted by jakam04

Does anyone want to share accomodation charges for the AFR period starting Friday night till monday morning. Im sure that the splitting of costs for a twin share room will be cheaper than having a room by yourself.

Any takers drop me an email.

Jarrod




Jarrod,

Last year I stayed in a motel room down the road...but most of the gay/bi curious guys hereabouts shared rooms at the pub. All they had to do was pair off with the one they liked

From what I remember it was pretty cheap too.

[devo]

So I take it no one is going then [:0]

[Jockney Rebel]

im in defo sos the missus

[Rocket]

In Devo.

[Phill]

bike ready or not, Im in
Phill

[arbee]

I`m in

[BOHEMION]

quote:Originally posted by frankenbiker


quote:Originally posted by BOHEMION

OOH A DARE!
tell ya wot Bo u do it an ill wear me family tartan too:D...the missus will disown me but im up fer a laff[8D]


I only have one and its at my dads:( If I get $1200 in the next 2 weeks i'll buy one here and bring it:D

IM IN [}:)]

[suxukifreak]

K & D are in. [8D] :)

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by BOHEMION


quote:Originally posted by frankenbiker


quote:Originally posted by BOHEMION

OOH A DARE!
tell ya wot Bo u do it an ill wear me family tartan too:D...the missus will disown me but im up fer a laff[8D]


I only have one and its at my dads:( If I get $1200 in the next 2 weeks i'll buy one here and bring it:D
ok then [fk 1200 thats a bit steep btw] ill def be wearin summat tartan[gets his blue face paint out and dusts off the claymore]:D

[suxukifreak]

Great,with all that tartan the Dubbo pub will look like this.......................












http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/53075930911304.jpg

[jakam04]

Im 95% in... Cant give the extra 5% due to my sometimes unpredictable job. Got holidays but they can be takenaway at a moments notice.

Jarrod

[evad]

Ill be there:D

[TurboKat]

I'm told I had a good time last year so I think I'll be attending again this year. Count me in.

[Gix11]

Just leave the manager alone this time mate. He might be able to finish a joke this year.

[fimpBIKES]

did he EVER finish that joke???

[Gix11]

No, he went and set the alarms off instead. What was in that stuff man?

[fimpBIKES]

dunno, wasnt my stuff?

think i was a good boy too, stayed on the beers instead


not this year though
IM CUTTIN' LOOSE :D

[TurboKat]

quote:Originally posted by Gix11

No, he went and set the alarms off instead. What was in that stuff man?

Drugs I suspect. [:o)]

[Slingblade]

So what is the deal? Is everyone booking their own accomodation or are we organising some as a group??

[jakam04]

Just spoke to the Amaroo Hotel in Dubbo... Prices as per normal are:

Single rooms - $59
Twin Share - $80
Family rooms (one Queen and 3 bunks) is $80 for 1st two people and $35 for others.

Im sure that if we get some numbers for people that need accomodation, Im sure that we could get a group discount off these already good prices. If you want to stay here and try get discounted accomodation... reply below and either myself or Frankenbiker will contact hotel and get the best deal.

Thanks Guys

Jarrod

[Foxy]

quote:Originally posted by turbokat


quote:Originally posted by Gix11

No, he went and set the alarms off instead. What was in that stuff man?

Drugs I suspect. [:o)]
You'd know wouldn't you TK, I thought it was your spliff.....As far as I recall (which isn't much) he pissed himself laughing so much that he could never get the punch line out

[devo]

Has anyone taken notice of what I have written I need to know definate numbers so I can actually go down to the Amaroo and see the guy.
Or did my 2 finger typing go down in vane.
Here it is again.
So far we have a few choices Mate there is plenty of accomadation here in Dubbvegas so don't panic I think there is about 30 motels here so I think it is sweet.
So anyone who has to put in for holidays do it now no excuses about timing we need you guys here Si is relying on all you people here so don't let him down Bike shop and susage sizzle organised so I have catered for approx 150 people and then some so the sizzle should be a gold coin donation with the proceeds going to a charity
more than likely Dubbo Base Hospital.
A definate confimation is needed now so a simmple I'm in or I'm out is suffice.
I will be putting up some flyers closer to the event but not until I know roughly how many sorry all but I will not put up flyers and tell everyone if only 5 people are gonna turn up we all need to make this event work and I know we are gonna do this aren't we.
We have Dave Readfords Motorcycles looking after the Sizzle and he has also allowed room for the show bikes to put in the shop and he has also kindly allowed your bikes to be stored at the shop so they will be secure.
He is even extending his trading hours for us so lets not let him down.
For those who need to give your bikes a wash there are 2 wash stations here with a third being built at the moment.
I also ask for common sense as Dubbo only just had the Crusty Demons here who pretty well fucked up the motorcycle reputation from carrying on like total fuckwits.
So I ask we be as professional as possible.
The only big problem so far is the Mini Straightliners (only cause of the fucking public liability) but I am working on that.
So organisation is almost at an end.
So no excuses if you say you will come then come I reckon it is gonna be a total fighter fest for all.
I also think if it is ok we all chuck in a few bucks for donations to the Boss so he won't be out of pocket . Yes I know we just paid membership but look at it this way this our club and our show The Fools Run and it is run by a top bloke who does donate a lot of his own cash for all of us mugs so do I have your support on this
Just fixing up a few loose ends and we are right.
Does that answer any questions that may be laying in your minds.
Whew Writers cramp.
Devo.

[jakam04]

quote:Originally posted by devo

Has anyone taken notice of what I have written I need to know definate numbers so I can actually go down to the Amaroo and see the guy.
Or did my 2 finger typing go down in vane.
Here it is again.
So far we have a few choices Mate there is plenty of accomadation here in Dubbvegas so don't panic I think there is about 30 motels here so I think it is sweet.
So anyone who has to put in for holidays do it now no excuses about timing we need you guys here Si is relying on all you people here so don't let him down Bike shop and susage sizzle organised so I have catered for approx 150 people and then some so the sizzle should be a gold coin donation with the proceeds going to a charity
more than likely Dubbo Base Hospital.
A definate confimation is needed now so a simmple I'm in or I'm out is suffice.
I will be putting up some flyers closer to the event but not until I know roughly how many sorry all but I will not put up flyers and tell everyone if only 5 people are gonna turn up we all need to make this event work and I know we are gonna do this aren't we.
We have Dave Readfords Motorcycles looking after the Sizzle and he has also allowed room for the show bikes to put in the shop and he has also kindly allowed your bikes to be stored at the shop so they will be secure.
He is even extending his trading hours for us so lets not let him down.
For those who need to give your bikes a wash there are 2 wash stations here with a third being built at the moment.
I also ask for common sense as Dubbo only just had the Crusty Demons here who pretty well fucked up the motorcycle reputation from carrying on like total fuckwits.
So I ask we be as professional as possible.
The only big problem so far is the Mini Straightliners (only cause of the fucking public liability) but I am working on that.
So organisation is almost at an end.
So no excuses if you say you will come then come I reckon it is gonna be a total fighter fest for all.
I also think if it is ok we all chuck in a few bucks for donations to the Boss so he won't be out of pocket . Yes I know we just paid membership but look at it this way this our club and our show The Fools Run and it is run by a top bloke who does donate a lot of his own cash for all of us mugs so do I have your support on this
Just fixing up a few loose ends and we are right.
Does that answer any questions that may be laying in your minds.
Whew Writers cramp.
Devo.


Sorry for not properly reading your post Devo apart from saying Im 95% coming. Will bite my tongue and sit awaiting your response regarding what you have organised.

Sorry again

Jarrod

[Foxy]

I always in 100%

[devo]

Thats ok Jarrod I think it was the Gay thing that threw everyone
out :D

[jakam04]

LMFAO.... truth be told, im just trying to get things organised as I need to budget money to make sure Ive got enough money to pay for fuel, accom and shit load of bourbin....

Soon as i know how much I need for accomodation, the sooner I can save for the rest of the necesities.. lol

Jarrod

[Large]

I'm not going...I'm going to stay here and edit everyone's posts

:D

[jakam04]

quote:Originally posted by Large

I'm not going...I'm going to stay here and edit everyone's posts

:D


Typical lmao ;):D:D

[sharky]

I am in, going, Yes I'll be there.......

[Iceman]

There will be a streetfightered turbo GS 500 there, if not there will be a streetfightered GS 500 there, if not there will be a RF900R in undercoat there. Either way, I'm there!

[Rocket]

In for accomodation Devo. A nice room to myself thanks.

[Tone]

I've a shit bike (but I love it),no fuckin money,possibly no job by April,no fuckin idea what's going on,no stamina for booze or drugs (OMS or "ol man syndrome"),no tank bag,no wet weather gear,probably no hope of even getting my (donated) renthals fitted...but, NO way will I not be in Dubbsville.
I'm going...share room,own room, don't care,oh,I snore!
See ya there.

[Zed14]

dont wanna hear ya problems just get there.even ivan milat picked up hitch hikers so if he will anyone will.

[BOHEMION]

Im happy to share a room with someone.

[ozkat]

Im 1000% in, and by the time its time for me to go to bed i wont care where it is as long as its reasonably cheap.

[EXBEN]

I [u]WILL</u> be there on a TL ;)

[hooligan]

Me & my gf will be there.

[Jockney Rebel]

devo pm sent

[Slingblade]

I am in. Plus a mate on an unfightered TL. Feel free to give him shit.

[BOHEMION]

quote:Originally posted by frankenbiker


quote:Originally posted by BOHEMION


quote:Originally posted by frankenbiker


quote:Originally posted by BOHEMION

OOH A DARE!
tell ya wot Bo u do it an ill wear me family tartan too:D...the missus will disown me but im up fer a laff[8D]


I only have one and its at my dads:( If I get $1200 in the next 2 weeks i'll buy one here and bring it:D
ok then [fk 1200 thats a bit steep btw] ill def be wearin summat tartan[gets his blue face paint out and dusts off the claymore]:D

HAAH something tells me i'm going to have to remeber O'flower on the Sadee nite:D

Fuck, a bunch of skirt wearing scots getting pissed and nostalgic. Now there's something to look forward to aye.

:D

[jakam04]

quote:Originally posted by jakam04

Im 95% in... Cant give the extra 5% due to my sometimes unpredictable job. Got holidays but they can be takenaway at a moments notice.

Jarrod


The reason I could only give 95% assurity is cause im in the Defence Force... If some toss in some distant country starts crap within the next month or two then I could be on standby to be sent to assist or I could be left to do someone elses work whilst they jetset somewhere doing our job.

Jarrod

whats the address of this motel and how far is it to the pub please Devo?

[crazymofo]

IM IN TOO 100%

you'd have to be a sock-cocking fuckstain to miss this one!! [:P]

cheers.joe.

[qickdraw]

As I said b4 - I WILL be there!
I'll be in the AuStreetfighter pimped-out-bus-'o'-funky-lurve (a standard white VW van with tinted windows....), with the 'Blade and a bunch of stuff (shop products & helmets) in the back for people to check out, and will have room for 1 passenger (MAYBE 2... but ONLY if they are BOTH hot chicks).
I guess this makes me the support vehicle for the Syd/Newy group - any other cars/vans going up from this direction?

[Gix11]

As mentioned by Devo, he has done all the ground work and the Amaroo Hotel is available for 60 people. Of course, full members will get first dibs at these spaces and the rest will have to do a bit of phoning around to book one of the 30 other accomodation houses in Dubbo. Everything is being finalised and we will have prices and availablity listed soon so everything is under control. If anyone wants to stay at the Hilton and have naked women feeding them grapes and fanning them then I suggest you call around now and get yourselves sorted remembering The Amaroo Hotel is going to be the hub of all the action so try an get as close as possible.

http://www.traveldownunder.com.au/New_South_Wales/Explorer_Country/Amaroo_Hotel.asp

Dave Readford's contact details for anyone that needs any info about the sizzle and show and shine: http://www.readfordsdubbo.com.au/

[dazz]

quote:Originally posted by devo

So I take it no one is going then [:0]


Im in with 2 others,but have accomodation already

I will be there[:X]STU if ya have CRG brake lever in stock or similar to fit brembo radial master[:p]please pack it & i`ll get the shaved blondes[:0][:p]

[Gix11]

Members, please check members area about accomodation.........

[Mr Hyosung]

Count me in. The budget package will suffice. I've got a route picked out for the way down. Plan A will leave Nerang, down the Mt.Lindsay H'way through Kyogle to Grafton. From there to Armidale via Ebor then to Tamworth. As Large said a couple of laps of the Oxley H'way would be nice. From Tamworth through Werris Creek, Coolah, Dunnedoo then Dubbo. Any worries just drop me a line, I hope to be at Ozkat's barbie on the 10th of March with a few more details

[sobil]

howdy.... im in on the cheap... ill bring the fizzle.. I promise ill hide it from the general public. best be getting the friday offf now,

woot, sounds like funz

[Foxy]

quote:Originally posted by sobil

howdy.... im in on the cheap... ill bring the fizzle.. I promise ill hide it from the general public. best be getting the friday offf now,

woot, sounds like funz


and Thursday and Monday and Tuesday.......

[suxukifreak]

Looks OK from this angle.............

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/714961903161913.jpg

[chopiesel]

im coming for sure, hopefully the r1 will be done, if not ill be tlr'ing it up.

[Gix11]

If you look closely enough you can see Devo waving from the massage parlour in the middle.

[Jockney Rebel]

so the little yellow thing thats where we drop the bombs right?

[Gsxar]

Really hoping to make it but if we do it's going to be last minute, we're both pretty much on call at work so will have to see how things are in a few weeks. So crossing fingers both or at least 1 of us will make it up.

[devo]

Not while I am getting a massage Jimbo ya mean cunt.

[suxukifreak]

I just hope we dont see any of us waving from the building in the top of this picture.........

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/714962461167976.jpg

[jakam04]

at least there will be 5 minutes before cops get there to run and hide... lol

Jarrod

[TurboKat]

How far is it to the beach?

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by devo

Not while I am getting a massage Jimbo ya mean cunt.
its ok dave there smart bombs .....mind u if there made in the US thats a contradiction in terms :D

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by turbokat

How far is it to the beach?
bout 250 miles lol

[suxukifreak]

and if anyone has any stiff parts they want massaged after there long ride, im sure this place will look after you for a small fee............

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/764682121128067.jpg

What's the name of that place? Chinez Minge & Booty studio? [:p]

[Iceman]

I like a happy ending. :Dlol

[fimpBIKES]

how much an hour?

[chopiesel]

http://www.chizen.com.au/

looks like its for gays.

[suxukifreak]

Looks like these soccer mums are going to kick us in the nuts if there is any dramas. [xx(]
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/76468226123236.jpg

[Gix11]

quote:Originally posted by chopiesel

http://www.chizen.com.au/

looks like its for gays.


Best cancel Puppet's room at the hotel and book him in for 3 nights there then.

I can't even get onto the site, looks like a few members raced straight off to there as soon as the link was posted [}:)]

Fimp? Fimp? you busy mate :D[^]

[Jockney Rebel]

shit and im bringing the missus :}

[fimpBIKES]

i'll look after her for ya mate [:X]



tag team chalky????
talk about "burying the hatchet" :D

I dunno Fimpy, there's something about standing around in the raw, slapping palms (or anything else for that matter) that kinda has me worried mate :D

I'll agree only as long as you keep you're storm troopers on ok?

[Jockney Rebel]

ta fimp yer a REAL mate lol

He aims to please Frankie

maybe not you, but he aims to please :D

[ozkat]

You coming on the AFR Chalky?

Still don't know at this stage, should have a much better idea this week though. At this stage I may not have a license by the end of the week, have to see how my lawyer goes.

Will be making arrangements etc, as soon as I find out.

[fimpBIKES]

huh?
wtf happened mate?

hadnt told u yet, but i was sorta hoping on cashing in on that nights worth of accomodation on the way to dubbo


they pull u over for wearing leather pants that are too tight?

[Jockney Rebel]

nah fimp loiterin with intent to use a motorcycle

Nah, it's so pathetic I'm embarrassed to say, but I didn't pay a 65$ scamera fine, and got pulled over with a suspended licence (didn't even know), and the local politicians / tarmac fascists / leaching scum have dictated mandatory 12 months loss (gotta make sure they have enough money to promote fag marriages, stick gardens and pro-terrorist legislation, and avoiding responsibility for the bushfires that devastated CBR a couple of years ago). At the same time one of them got a free walk for drink driving, well over the limit, and he was the police minister.

Have a pretty good lawyer though, so if I'm very fucking lucky I might be ok. Been holding it off since last May, so now I'm thinking that if I had taken the hit straight up I would be close to getting a license back.......oh well.

And yeah, the offer of a bed is still open mate.

[Jockney Rebel]

u gotto make it mate im lookin forward to have a yarn an a beer wif ya

[fimpBIKES]

oh mr chalky, i do declaar [:I]




anyways, bummer!
i still havent paid my 2 fines from my "balls-out" run at the start of november
was riding around newy foreshore like a twat the other week wearing my "officer" shirt

suddenly realised that i DID have a tab as i was going past the cop-shop
oops

raced home grinning :)

Yeah, I'm praying...........fucken hard

If no license I might have to see if a mate wants to come along, and drive up.

Definitely need to have a few beers with some real blokes/bikers.