Riders of Doom: DEATH (NAGLFAR)

[Surt]

NAGLFAR

Surturasaga.



Chapter I

In which Surt decides to cut his long ship into pieces and to re-build it as a flying throne - Gets lost in a boggy land and meets an boogy man Torthniowithril - Torthniowithril asks Surt-that where he came from and refuses to say where he is now and hides under a mould - Surt makes braga-booze from bog myrtle and fly agaric shrooms - goes berserker and fly across the boggy land - hits against Bifrost Bridge, breaks it and falls asleep.


"Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!"

:D:D:D



Well, I've decided to start a new tread, 'cause the civic cafe-racer's over, and a new incarnation of Naglfar begins... as a devilish mixture of a dragster and a streetfighter. Like I've said, she's gonna get a turbine, fuel injection, edis, coil-on-plug, water injection, what-the-fuck-else? - a new chassis, a new alu tank and fenders and a new primary drive.

[suxukifreak]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/8848929435888.gif

[Surt]

Here's a new turbine from a japan bloke from e-bay. It's water-cooled ball-bearing IHI RHF4 VIBD, I've chosen it by turbocharts...

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294263738.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294261705.jpg

[Weaselman]

is it me or does that look freakin tiny

[Surt]

Here's the intercooler arrival, its mutilation and revival...
Bought from the same jap. I can give you mates his addy, just don't forget to mention me when ordering from him... I'd demand a big discount from him!!!:D

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294239674.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294236143.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294238207.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294237918.jpg

[Tony OW31]

quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

is it me or does that look freakin tiny



dunno, might be that bubblewrap with the huge bubbles?

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

is it me or does that look freakin tiny



it's not tiny, it's a middle size turbo, enough for 300hp[:p]

[Tony OW31]

quote:Originally posted by Surt

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

:D:D:D

The nutters of all countries, unite! Let the madness rock 'n' roll on!

Well, I've decided to start a new tread, 'cause the civic cafe-racer's over, and a new incarnation of Naglfar begins... as a devilish mixture of a dragster and a streetfighter. Like I've said, she's gonna get a turbine, fuel injection, edis, coil-on-plug, water injection, what-the-fuck-else? - a new chassis, a new alu tank and fenders and a new primary drive.


Mate, for a non native English speaker, you have better spelling, punctuation and grammar than most of the people I know.
You sure that you are Russian? or is someone having a lend of us?

[Surt]

here r the busa radiator and the remastered I.C. on the frame:

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294279439.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294262898.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294281687.jpg


Voila!

[Jay_G]

Hey dude, you said you were running EDIS
i take it you are running a megasquirt.

the edis module will not run over 7500-8000 as i was looking at doing the same.

you can do a waste spark mod to the megasquirt to avoid running an edis module all together and 2 coils.

[Surt]

the custom made manifold - a blue fire - st elmo's fire!

[}:)]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294218076.jpg

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by Jay_G

Hey dude, you said you were running EDIS
i take it you are running a megasquirt.

the edis module will not run over 7500-8000 as i was looking at doing the same.

you can do a waste spark mod to the megasquirt to avoid running an edis module all together and 2 coils.


I ain't gonna run it above 7000@ mate, 'coz I've got a long stroke engine [8D]

[Weaselman]

ok this is getting interesting
Whats the frame and what engine is going in there?

[Surt]

And more pics...

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294225044.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294233437.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294244931.jpg

[Jay_G]

ok that looks like a car head.
WTF are you putting in it.

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

ok this is getting interesting
Whats the frame and what engine is going in there?


The frame is od 32x4 steel tubing, not sure about the grade, st.20 (0.02(?)%C) in russian classification, 100% home-made, it's gonna be re-made to be smwt like that Buell M2 Cyclone frame:


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294245451.jpg


And the engine's the same (civic's:D), but turned into a frankenstein turbo bastard!

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294267355.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294270739.jpg

[Surt]

And some more...

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294227143.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294226184.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/88489294231511.jpg


Now I'm at the stage waiting for an IAT sensor from usa... Building a muspel e-vi:l, though.

[}:)]

[Weaselman]

mate thats mental what a laugh!!!

Rock on

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by Jay_G

Hey dude, you said you were running EDIS
i take it you are running a megasquirt.

the edis module will not run over 7500-8000 as i was looking at doing the same.

you can do a waste spark mod to the megasquirt to avoid running an edis module all together and 2 coils.


I'm gonna use C.O.P's and run a waste spark mod anyway, 'coz I don't have a cam sensor in the engine mate!

[Fight_fan]

Surt ur a fuckin maniac! I love it! Let the madness begin!!!

[Razorback]

I cant wait to see this coming together its gotta be the wildest thing I have seen in years!

[skiddz]

that is a really sexy intake you have there, ever though of quad throttles? the toyota 4age 20v has some

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by skiddz

that is a really sexy intake you have there, ever though of quad throttles? the toyota 4age 20v has some


thanks,:)...nay mate, i could have installed bike throttles, but it's about plenum to head studs, they protrude exactly where I woudn't want 'em :(. can't fall asleep mate? :)

[skiddz]

quote:Originally posted by Surt
thanks,:)...nay mate, i could have installed bike throttles, but it's about plenum to head studs, they protrude exactly where I woudn't want 'em :(. can't fall asleep mate? :)


thats no good with the studs. and yeah been keeping odd hours, and pulling all nighters left right and centre with no ill effects its really weird, driving me nuts though would kill for an early night

[Harry]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/41486702826735.jpg
Fire in the hole ! here come's another one !!!
you are a wild man surt [8D]

[Harry]

Well fuck i had one of those but i found it to be a bit slugish down the straights and no fun on corner's....and a bitch wen it came to fuel up,the last straw was at the last rally wen i had to pay for all those bloody bike's..i did'nt see the bastard's !:(
quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by Harry
Fire in the hole ! here come's another one !!!
you are a wild man surt [8D]


why, it's not even a russian transporter erector launcher:). Here comes a russian one[8D]:

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/41486932815726.jpg


But that is top secret, don't show it to anybody mate!!!

[Harry]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/62380956799674.JPG
:) good stuff :)

[Surt]

Chapter II

In which Surt wakes up and continues singing his favorite song - Finds the rabbit in the dish-washer - Makes a stew with gravy of the bloody rabbit and shares his tucker to the lads - shows more miracles - Talks to his mateys - Suddenly gets mad and chase them out to the frost - Gets drunk with vodka galore and sleeps in bliss

"The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum."


Khu-khu-khooo... Well, now... insertin' the engine and the i.c. into the small thing...

[^]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/62381127973566.JPG

[Surt]

here comes a T72 tank... run for ur life!!!

[}:)]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/62381127972920.JPG

[Harry]

thats coming along well surt...do you have any idea how much torque this this wild child will produce,and wat do you have to do to get the thing road registered.....then wat mate ? a quick road trip to syberia :D

[CBRRRT]

Syberia???????? are you fitting wheels or ski's Surt lol. Looking good mad man, how about a single sided front and rear end, could you do that mate?

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by Harry

thats coming along well surt...do you have any idea how much torque this this wild child will produce,and wat do you have to do to get the thing road registered.....then wat mate ? a quick road trip to syberia :D


yip mate i count to reap at least twice as big, a honda jazz has 110 n·m @ 2800 rpm, i believe mine's got smth around that now, multiply it by two... i'll dyno it, no worries and will post pics, vids and shit, so u can wank on it until u die dirty cunts! :D

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by CBRRRT
how about a single sided front and rear end, could you do that mate?


how can ya doubt mate! but as u might kno, i ain't no fuckin' single-siders fan... nonetheless i coulda make em both front and rear just for u, even titanivm ones, but this time u pays in advance!

[}:)]

[Harry]

right'o surt'the work your doing on these one off ruski motion lotion drinking two wheeled civic road burner's is fairly amazing stuff considering most bike's on here are a some stage factory made and modifide by there owner's to there liking..wat sort of back ground do you have to be able to engineer these things ?
if you dont mind me asking [?]

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by Harry

right'o surt'the work your doing on these one off ruski motion lotion drinking two wheeled civic road burner's is fairly amazing stuff considering most bike's on here are a some stage factory made and modifide by there owner's to there liking..wat sort of back ground do you have to be able to engineer these things ?
if you dont mind me asking [?]


harry, i'm a self-educatin' photon form of life , which humans percept as a fire giant, from the 4th dimension mate!

[8D]

[Harry]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/104173629542867.jpg
I SHOULD OF KNOWN BETTER !

[CBRRRT]

Bah hahahahahaha. Harry, "I SHOULD HAVE KNOW BETTER" you fuckin blow me away, I'm sittin here laughing like fuck. My only regret is we are not all in the pub together downing a few beers and having this conversation, I think I would be clutching my ribs laughing my fuckin arse right off.

Surt, you are a star!

HARRY YOU CUNT, I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER" Pure gold mate!!!!

[Tomanyprojex]

You is a bunch of faaaannnnny cantz innit? Crying laughing....

[CBRRRT]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/104173702742981.jpg


It was you lot that did it with the Chernobyl disaster, and that giant poison gas cloud.

[CBRRRT]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/104173702728806.jpg


If I come to USSR to catch fish, this is what I think I will get.

[Harry]

no prob's jon but i want COLD beer
quote:Originally posted by CBRRRT

Bah hahahahahaha. Harry, "I SHOULD HAVE KNOW BETTER" you fuckin blow me away, I'm sittin here laughing like fuck. My only regret is we are not all in the pub together downing a few beers and having this conversation, I think I would be clutching my ribs laughing my fuckin arse right off.

Surt, you are a star!

HARRY YOU CUNT, I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER" Pure gold mate!!!!

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by CBRRRT

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/104173702742981.jpg


It was you lot that did it with the Chernobyl disaster, and that giant poison gas cloud.


nah, mateyyy speeek aaftar mee: uuu-krane-eaar... [}:)] and it was an accident, but u, u treacherous mongrels nuked 'em all aussies on purpose!!! :([xx(][V]

[Surt]

NOW I GOTCHA UR HEADS BASTARDS!!!

[}:)]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/104173940068097.jpg

[Harry]

go to work for awhile and look wat happens...[:0]
politic's forget it.............

[skiddz]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-intercourse-fail.jpg

why didnt ya tell us buddy?? [:P]

[Harry]

fark all this shit surt, wat's going on with that bike of yours mate ? last time i saw it,it was a frame on the floor....you got a front end for it ? wat's it to be mate ay. turbo sorted ?????????

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by Harry

fark all this shit surt, wat's going on with that bike of yours mate ? last time i saw it,it was a frame on the floor....you got a front end for it ? wat's it to be mate ay. turbo sorted ?????????


by now its even less harry... :) its just a picture on the wall... shall i show it? [xx(]

as for turbo, take a look at chapter i mate it rests there.

[Harry]

a picture on the wall ?.......ok mate i'll bite.
show me:)

[Surt]

By the wuy, sorry harry missed ur question... yeap, i have even two usd front ends, one is a '97 ninja 900 complete front end with 6 piston calipers and a wheel, and the 2nd is a buell xb incomplete front end (without yokes - stocky r too narrow to my taste). Also I made a custom steering stem for the ninja jokes. so now i'm gonna use ninja jokes (bored to 54 mm) and axle, buell forks, a buell wheel (lucky am i, the same axle diameter) and a buell brake. Also I've had a good lead-up with buying the vortex clip-ons a half as cheap :) on the flea-bay. later i plan to make new custom wide yokes of magnesium and a new heat treated axle.

P.S. NEVER BUY ANYTHING FROM southeastpowersports

I'VE BOUGHT A BENT BUELL AXLE FROM HIM AS A GOOD ONE, CHEAP SCOUNDREL!!!

Actually the stocky buell axle has too thin walls and made of shit... :(

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by Harry

a picture on the wall ?.......ok mate i'll bite.
show me:)


i guess, u of prepared some pics of ur own mate? ;)

[Surt]

Chapter III


In which Surt listens to voices in his head and does as they urge: hacks Naglfar – Meets Lokki who says the voices were of Aces-foes – Surt tries Muspel Magick to rebuild Naglfar-that and fails – Surt walks to Jotunheim, meets Jakki-Jakki and asks him for help – Jakki-Jakki makes a wooden fella for Surt-that – Wooden fella draws runes and tells sagas of Dream Time, but refuses to build Naglfar-that – Surt makes the Rakk, tortures and slays wooden fella-that – Drinks witches’ potion from fly agaric shrooms and roams back o’beyond

"Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!"


By the way the rhythm and the contents of the song reminds me of the Carcass lyrics:

Your pulverized torso languishes in its pool of pus
Minced, cancerous viscera - gore seeps from the guts
My fetid fetish is to excavate the moulding rot
I drool my gastric juices as I chomp on you blood-clots

Fermenting innards, bubbling with rot
Alcoholic pus, dissolves the wooden box

I gouge into the chest's cavity to rip out the intestines
Slivering soft entrails to release the foaming secretions
I suck up the concoction and eat the decay
With cankered disgorgement I excrete my gurgling prey

Bile, chyme and blood in the offal effervesce
I eviscerate the bowels and drink the clotted cess
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

So let’s proceed to the carcass. Which I’ve finally cut on pieces, and now it looks like this:

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/75080691887647.jpg


I want it to be smth. like a harris frame, in order that I could take out the power plant and the gear-box in one piece, without disassembling it, as I used to…

[Surt]

here are the promised foggy pictures:

var.1:

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/75080691831130.jpg


DECLINED. Because it doesn't give enough space to move the i.c. forward...

[Surt]

var.2

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/75080691828891.jpg


looks better but still DECLINED, 'cos I want for a frame to be symmetric on the both sides, but in this case the symmetry impossible for lower tubes: the starter and the alternator are located non-symmetrically. They have criss-crossing projections and shit the pic. :([V][xx(]

[Surt]

and, finally, here's the 3rd variant:

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/75080691831547.jpg


looks much better, reminds me some benelli or bimota frame [|)], symmetric... just maybe the rear part of the lower tubes should follow the bend of the upper ones to swing-arm cups? [?][?][?]

[}:)]

[Harry]

no pic's prepared mate....the only pic's are of my latest mod's on the slingshot on my thread.
just keeping an eye on this build of yours mate,im keen to see the finished deal :) let me guess.......BLACK :D:D

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by Harry

no pic's prepared mate....the only pic's are of my latest mod's on the slingshot on my thread.



yip mister i keep an eye or two on ur slingshot too... now u seem to go in for holey's :) mate u can go far wiz zat... once i saw a totally holey fighter, holes in the pframe, holes in the tank, in the fenders, in the tail. but 'twas die deutsche schule, must to have come across with a russian tank... [}:)]

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by Harry
im keen to see the finished deal :) let me guess.......BLACK :D:D


well harry i ain't mean enough to paint alloy tank in black [}:)]

praps gonna take a lesson from u how to play with kero! [:p]

[Surt]

Recently finished the full metal sandbag: it's filled with steel poppy-sized grains, 480mm diameter, 80mm thickness, and... 50kg weight. Perhaps will add some kilos more... also there's a stocky shitty mallet (ordered custom ones, waitsss...) and my 1st sample of alloy shaping... after eviling, it's gotta be noice. Pretty simple, wood-pecker's job, by the way...

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/95979372343721.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/95979372344095.jpg

[Surt]

Now it comes the Rakk for the Muspel E'Vil:

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/95979372346947.JPG


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/95979372343793.JPG


Just the beginning, sure!

[Surt]

Now it looks like this!

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/95979372359975.JPG

[Surt]

A bit closer... the upper wheel diameter is 188mm... Big enough to be a profie's. It's heat treated, HRC 58-60,[^] You can also see axis and anvils are still in the eggs :)

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/95979372356513.JPG

[Surt]

Need to make some more, tho'...

These:

[}:)]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/95979372348086.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/95979372358093.jpg

[Surt]

And these:

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/95979372360837.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/95979372337092.jpg


http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/95979372336044.jpg

[Surt]

This one for you Jon!

:D

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/95979372358330.jpg

[Surt]

And this one for the Iron Maiden fans!.. [}:)]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/95979372340756.jpg

[CBRRRT]

quote:Originally posted by Surt

This one for you Jon!

:D

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/95979372358330.jpg



Thats Fuckin nice Surt, I thought you had been a bit to quiet over the last few days.

Mind you............I quite like the look of that, how much money do you want for it mate.

[CBRRRT]

Can you deliver to the UK?

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by CBRRRT


Thats Fuckin nice Surt, I thought you had been a bit to quiet over the last few days.




nah mate, i'd rather say 'twas u that calmed down studying the streetracer's thread, and must admit, 'twas a peace and a quiet without u matey! but yes, i'm wakin' up with the spring comin', soon i'll be gone into my garage, fiew-uuuu!!! ;)

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by CBRRRT

Mind you............I quite like the look of that, how much money do you want for it mate.


it's a present for ya mate! just sit on it and be happy! but if you'll pay the shippin', that'll be fair. :)

[Harry]

surt

[Harry]

shit,dont know wat happened then [?]
was just about to say you have some great furniture in your
house ! i espically like the your not fucking going anywhere chair
with the grip'y bits on the arm rest....NICE ! do they come in
a set of six for dinner partys [?] :D

[opindown]

quote:Originally posted by Harry

shit,dont know wat happened then [?]
was just about to say you have some great furniture in your
house ! i espically like the your not fucking going anywhere chair
with the grip'y bits on the arm rest....NICE ! do they come in
a set of six for dinner partys [?] :D


LMAO!

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by Harry

shit,dont know wat happened then [?]
was just about to say you have some great furniture in your
house ! i espically like the your not fucking going anywhere chair
with the grip'y bits on the arm rest....NICE ! do they come in
a set of six for dinner partys [?] :D


nah mate, those r just pre-production exhibits... d'u think we can set a production line in gold coast? are they gonna be bought better, than bikie frames in ozland? [?][?][?]

;)

[CBRRRT]

[u]Surt's new job</u>.

Insurance salesman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0mXUC0cUPg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0AKC3wZdw4



Simples............

[opindown]

how do you find this shit Jon?

[Harry]

dont know if they would sell surt but i know a few people i would like to invite to take a seat in em..hahaha[}:)][}:)][}:)]
quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by Harry

shit,dont know wat happened then [?]
was just about to say you have some great furniture in your
house ! i espically like the your not fucking going anywhere chair
with the grip'y bits on the arm rest....NICE ! do they come in
a set of six for dinner partys [?] :D


nah mate, those r just pre-production exhibits... d'u think we can set a production line in gold coast? are they gonna be bought better, than bikie frames in ozland? [?][?][?]

;)

[CBRRRT]

quote:Originally posted by opindown

how do you find this shit Jon?


I dont quite know Mattman, I think I mets be a bit of a sad pizda, with to much time on my hands! [^]

[Harry]

quote:Originally posted by CBRRRT


quote:Originally posted by opindown

how do you find this shit Jon?


I dont quite know Mattman, I think I mets be a bit of a sad pizda, with to much time on my hands! [^]
Well dont be a sad pizda.......
bloody bike in the shed,go for a ride...
you sad pizda !......every day above ground is a good one [}:)]

[CBRRRT]

Went round to see Porky this afternoon squatting on the floor of his workshop polishing his swing arm. Looking good! Then he reminded me its Friday the 13th so I rode straight home coz with my luck!!!! well lets just say if I fell in a barrel full of tits I'd come out sucking my thumb.

[Harry]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/83503209661636.jpg
you need this wen your out in your furry suite surt....you could of at least covered your head mate ;)

[Surt]

the promised masterpiece. to you Jon... hope you'll like it[:I]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61f8N-E-es4

[CBRRRT]

Bwa hahahahahahahaha that was pure gold my man!

Surt, I couldnt be any more turned on by you than I am right now, get over here ya big..........erhum yeah well, that was really good Mate, Fella, Guy, Buddy............!!!!!

LMFARO superb Surt!

x x x

[CBRRRT]

Me on Red nose day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftDCPnVJsnY

Just for you Surt.

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by CBRRRT

Me on Red nose day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftDCPnVJsnY

Just for you Surt.


thank you matey, so how much have you raised? [?][?][?]

[CBRRRT]

Not really me Surt, lol coz I dont have an arrow through my head!

[CBRRRT]

quote:Originally posted by Harry

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/83503209661636.jpg
you need this wen your out in your furry suite surt....you could of at least covered your head mate ;)


That would look cool with a V8 in it so the pipes came up and formed the ribs. Be a bit loud in ya ears though, lol

[Surt]

and mind u, i mean an air cooled v8, no ugly radiators! in czechoslovakia they use to make a car 'tatra' with 2.4l v8 in 50s-70s... i've been hunting for her engine for years! [xx(]

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by CBRRRT

Not really me Surt, lol coz I dont have an arrow through my head!


oh, you don't,...do you... [:0]

[CBRRRT]

What you sayin mad man?

Anyway Surt Shhhhhhhhh the Aussies are all in bed now,
if we are quiet we can talk about them behind their backs.
Did you know about Harry and Matt Surt......
Well Banditrod told me.........
coz he heard it from KATO and Jockney that Harry and Matt......
No, wait Surt, I'll PM you matey.

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by CBRRRT

What you sayin mad man?

Anyway Surt Shhhhhhhhh the Aussies are all in bed now,
if we are quiet we can talk about them behind their backs.
Did you know about Harry and Matt Surt......
Well Banditrod told me.........
coz he heard it from KATO and Jockney that Harry and Matt......
No, wait Surt, I'll PM you matey.


no, i can't believe u mate, aussies r not like u poms, they love their poor sheep only!!! ;)

[CBRRRT]

Love.......... Yes I guess you could put it that way Surt!

I swear to god mate its true and you know Banditrod, KATO and Jockney they wouldnt lie...... Well, Banditrod and Jockney would, but surly not KATO....... Would she????? Naaaaaaaaaa!

[CBRRRT]

You made that coffee yet Surt, um fuckin dryer than a Nun's cunt mate! I'll get the Bikkies mate.

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by CBRRRT

You made that coffee yet Surt, um fuckin dryer than a Nun's cunt mate! I'll get the Bikkies mate.


if u prefer to call that pee a coffee...

[CBRRRT]

OK, OK I'll get the beers out, but dont tell tomanyprojex coz he gave them to me and you know what a tight bunch of cunts the French are mate.

Do you want a Vodka chaser with that Surt?

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by CBRRRT

OK, OK I'll get the beers out, but dont tell tomanyprojex coz he gave them to me and you know what a tight bunch of cunts the French are mate.

Do you want a Vodka chaser with that Surt?


no, i drink a plain vodka, or vodka and blood

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by CBRRRT

Love.......... Yes I guess you could put it that way Surt!

I swear to god mate its true and you know Banditrod, KATO and Jockney they wouldnt lie...... Well, Banditrod and Jockney would, but surly not KATO....... Would she????? Naaaaaaaaaa!


i don't like that talk matey, in fact i don't like gossips themselves. :(

[CBRRRT]

And I dont like them either :(

[CBRRRT]

Who we gossiping about Surt? just so I know who we dont like.

[Harry]

well attack while the aussie's are asleep ay..shit,thats really sad.if ya gunna have ago guy's you go hard :( but at least get it right fella's! it's the kiwi's(new zealand) that like to love there sheep:) bah bah bahaaaaaaaaaaaaa you pair of PIZDA'S :D:D
quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by CBRRRT

What you sayin mad man?

Anyway Surt Shhhhhhhhh the Aussies are all in bed now,
if we are quiet we can talk about them behind their backs.
Did you know about Harry and Matt Surt......
Well Banditrod told me.........
coz he heard it from KATO and Jockney that Harry and Matt......
No, wait Surt, I'll PM you matey.


no, i can't believe u mate, aussies r not like u poms, they love their poor sheep only!!! ;)

[Harry]

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