THREE WORD POSTS STREETFIGHTER STORY

[ashcook]

by selling their

[Merlyn]

children to the

[ashcook]

snapping turtles with

[RED ZX]

two surprisingly large

[Shadowzone]

Grapefruit in a

[ashcook]

soft white roll

[Shadowzone]

with no butter

[ashcook]

pass the sauce?

[Shadowzone]

get it yourself

[ashcook]

cant reach it

[RED ZX]

can't you see

[Fight_fan]

midgets arnt people

[KATO ZX7]

they'r really tiny

[Fight_fan]

U mean dwarfs?

[Shadowzone]

no elfs actually

[ashcook]

with pointy ears

[Shadowzone]

And colourful vests

[ashcook]

and little fingers

[Merlyn]

they use to

[KATO ZX7]

poke your eyes

[Fight_fan]

...always touching things!

[KATO ZX7]

they touch themselves

[ashcook]

all day long

[RED ZX]

with a cold

[Shadowzone]

teflon coated spatula

[ashcook]

covered in grease

[Fight_fan]

from mustang sally

[ashcook]

and her shelby

[Fight_fan]

themed Gixer streetfighter

[Lucas]

was rusting in

[RED ZX]

the frame because

[Shadowzone]

it was badly

[ashcook]

made by suzuki

[Fight_fan]

during an embarrasing

[ashcook]

Japanese wank fest

[Shadowzone]

over scorched whale

[ashcook]

on naked women

[Shadowzone]

and green wasabi

[ashcook]

fuck thats hot

[Shadowzone]

nah its cool

[ashcook]

mixed with ice

[Fight_fan]

on ur nuts

[Shadowzone]

like loctite helps

[Weaselman]

soothe the blisters

[Shadowzone]

better than ice

[ashcook]

but cocaine's better

[Shadowzone]

then ajax for

[ashcook]

clearing your sinuses

[KATO ZX7]

and cleaning your

[ashcook]

out your nuts

[Shadowzone]

I use dettol

[Lucas]

and cotton buds

[Shadowzone]

Up my nose

[Lucas]

to compress coke

[BOHEMION]

off the breasts

[Lucas]

at greasy KFC

[Fight_fan]

the colonel's racist

[Shadowzone]

why is that?

[ashcook]

only cooks chicken

[Fight_fan]

for whiteys! Didn't

[KATO ZX7]

you go there

[Fight_fan]

on holidays with

[ashcook]

white Michael Jackson

[Fight_fan]

n his monkey

[Shadowzone]

no wasn't me

[ashcook]

whats that shaggy?

[KATO ZX7]

sufferin suckatash booboo

[Fight_fan]

WTF happened here?

[flyingfatman]

ZOMFG ALIENS R'ERE

[Shadowzone]

where's my hat?

[ashcook]

i wore it

[KATO ZX7]

as a helmet

[ashcook]

to the beach

[Shadowzone]

WHAT????? HOW??????? WHY?????????

[ashcook]

jumping the dunes

[KATO ZX7]

surfing the net

[ashcook]

digging a hole

[KATO ZX7]

for you fuckers

[ashcook]

filling with water

[KATO ZX7]

and jam donuts

[ashcook]

with whipped cream

[flyingfatman]

Fingering my Cockhole

[ashcook]

ouch, says cock

[KATO ZX7]

as he rammed

[flyingfatman]

his errect head

[KATO ZX7]

between the midgets

[Shadowzone]

into the freezer

[ashcook]

in her armpit

[flyingfatman]

while eating her

[ashcook]

own hairy snatch

[KATO ZX7]

man she's good

[flyingfatman]

and so flexible

[ashcook]

but she's got

[flyingfatman]

aids and Leperacy

[ashcook]

and three tits

[KATO ZX7]

three fun bags

[ashcook]

thats right 3!

[KATO ZX7]

but no legs?

[ashcook]

just one, and

[flyingfatman]

just one finger