THREE WORD POSTS STREETFIGHTER STORY

[alfiestorm]

the onion brothers

[jakam04]

laughed hysterically because

[oldskool]

Dangerous patchclub bikers

[alfiestorm]

drank lots of

[Iceman]

kitten's blood and

[rod185651]

munched on a

[alfiestorm]

tree frogs leg

[jakam04]

being streetracers brother

[alfiestorm]

they were feared

[rod185651]

and always admired

[jakam04]

as Powerranger members

[alfiestorm]

of lycra gheys

[KATO ZX7]

who wore lipstick

[EFE 1230]

and crotchless nickers

[KATO ZX7]

and matching bras

[jakam04]

as matching rocks

[EFE 1230]

were inserted into

[jakam04]

streetracers overtight leather

[alfiestorm]

covered in turnips

[BANDITROD]

meanwhile adolf hitler

[BANDITROD]

played the banjo

[The crow]

made from skin

[alfiestorm]

of four queers

[BillyWhizz888]

with brown starfish

[alfiestorm]

riding hiddly diddly's

[KATO ZX7]

and smoking brownies

[alfiestorm]

feeling realy hard

[papa smurf]

I AM BACK

[BillyWhizz888]

to eat brownies

[alfiestorm]

and fry carrots

[rod185651]

braised with honey

[sickboy]

and pork scratchings

[alfiestorm]

in a double

[Dark Reign]

bunk, complete with

[EFE 1230]

matching chamber pots

[alfiestorm]

in the oven

[EFE 1230]

melting the cheese

[alfiestorm]

while flying fast

[Dark Reign]

on magic carpets

[papa smurf]

on their way

[Iceman]

to a magical

[alfiestorm]

place of mushrooms

[KATO ZX7]

and hydroponic tomatos

[BillyWhizz888]

which make you

[papa smurf]

see red hayabusas

[FIGHTERMC]

that were streetfightered

[Iceman]

with giant turbos

[papa smurf]

and really trick

[alfiestorm]

bar end weights

[BillyWhizz888]

to stabilise them

[alfiestorm]

when there hungry

[papa smurf]

because everyone knows

[Iceman]

they can't go

[papa smurf]

past a Maccas

[Iceman]

without stopping for

[zx12argh]

big jubbly jugs

[papa smurf]

of rich thick

[Iceman]

indian elephant jism

[alfiestorm]

and tiger snot

[papa smurf]

coated in chocolate

[alfiestorm]

with hot chillis

[BANDITROD]

and apple juice

[Bear]

but the girl

[jakam04]

Close to jailbait

[EFE 1230]

Large hit it

[alfiestorm]

with such gusto

[EFE 1230]

he got stuck

[alfiestorm]

round the back

[KATO ZX7]

of the car

[papa smurf]

with his dick

[EFE 1230]

in the tailpipe

[alfiestorm]

reading the paper

[BillyWhizz888]

to get contacts

[EFE 1230]

for hit list

[alfiestorm]

of bakers assistants

[The crow]

finaly real buns

[jakam04]

without cream on

[rod185651]

buts heaps of

[alfiestorm]

virgin olive oil

[Iceman]

squeezed from fresh

[alfiestorm]

blocks of steel

[Iceman]

by Bender the

[papa smurf]

robot hayabusa wrecker

[zx12argh]

who dances often

[BillyWhizz888]

TO PLAY WITH

[alfiestorm]

mrs betty swollocks

[papa smurf]

and her sweaty

[zx12argh]

little green men

[alfiestorm]

from nasal cavities

[Dark Reign]

lined with coke

[Bear]

Meanwhile the Publican...

[Dark Reign]

feeling quite seedy,

[Iceman]

removed his finger

[jakam04]

from his smelly

[FIGHTERMC]

old worn boot

[BillyWhizz888]

to play with

[papa smurf]

the barmaids lovely

[Snortin]

grandmother on heat

[alfiestorm]

dressed in her

[Iceman]

best sunday frock