"Take away his tools" photos. [Archive]

Gix11

18-08-2010, 01:47 PM

As suggested before yet never done (or maybe I forgot if it has?), post up photos you see of bikes where the owner just shouldn't have been allowed to do this to a bike.

I'll start the ball rolling:

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1281964843.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282133965.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282178013.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282122913.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282196967.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282175735.jpg

Benz

18-08-2010, 03:09 PM

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282136382.jpg

Fight_fan

18-08-2010, 04:12 PM

^I think that photo can pretty much speak for all of OCC's "theme bikes" & yeh they all belong in here too!

Mishdog20

18-08-2010, 04:13 PM

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/mishdog20/12666j4_19.jpg

An R1 i saw for sale in Melbourne, on bike sales.

xa-mont

18-08-2010, 04:17 PM

quote:Originally posted by Fight_fan

^I think that photo can pretty much speak for all of OCC's "theme bikes" & yeh they all belong in here too!

I thought exactly the same thing when i saw that pic.

18-08-2010, 04:51 PM

That 1st pic looks like Sharky's stallion

el sammo

18-08-2010, 05:08 PM

i sorta like the first one..

Elapid

18-08-2010, 05:33 PM

Fuck Davo, that was low! Haha

suxukifreak

18-08-2010, 06:04 PM

quote:Originally posted by Elapid

Fuck Davo, that was low! Haha

This thread could turn nasty real quick [B)] :)

sharky

18-08-2010, 06:06 PM

Nah...we make allowances for Davo...he's 'a special little boy' according to his mum the other night/morning ;)

I don't see the fuss over OCC theme bikes...they are what they are...
usually commisions by companies for publicity purposes...

Iceman

18-08-2010, 06:23 PM

If pics of my bike turn up here, I'll be pissed.

nick76

18-08-2010, 07:26 PM

I was just thinking the same Iceman!!!

RevHead

19-08-2010, 06:15 PM

funny as specially the fat boy with the extra rear wheel bahahahaha

Gix11

19-08-2010, 06:39 PM

The first one looks like a stork built a nest on it.

Anyway, a lot of talk and no photos? Come on lads and lasses!

Hillsy

19-08-2010, 07:19 PM

http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq6/hillsythegreat/chopper-04.jpg

http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq6/hillsythegreat/KneeDents2.jpg

http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq6/hillsythegreat/IMG_2469.jpg

Yes - the last one was in my driveway once.........(thankfully gone to someone who will love and cherish it [xx(])

Cruisecontrol

19-08-2010, 07:48 PM

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1268292991.jpg

Gitzy

19-08-2010, 08:00 PM

Lol.. I was waiting for that.. nice one Dan..

JackTar

19-08-2010, 08:47 PM

quote:Originally posted by Iceman

If pics of my bike turn up here, I'll be pissed.

Wouldn't know which one to pick.

Lewis Moto

19-08-2010, 08:55 PM

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282312369.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282244452.gif

Lewis Moto

19-08-2010, 09:00 PM

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282283734.jpg

"This Kawasaki Ninja ZX-14 has undergone a serious transformation so that it will delight an owner clearly passionate of Egypt’s glory days and, of course, motorcycling. Ancient looks meet modern technology on this not to be missed long haul sports motorcycle spotted on the streets of Australia."

kevkatana

19-08-2010, 10:17 PM

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282314527.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282279437.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282267157.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282263910.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282233682.jpg

Large

20-08-2010, 09:07 AM

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282133965.jpg

better take away his knife and glue

sharky

20-08-2010, 09:47 AM

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282354745.jpg

;)

OLD SKOOL BANDIT

20-08-2010, 02:28 PM

[:0][:0][:0] Harsh !!! This could be interesting Rusty.

sharky

20-08-2010, 03:36 PM

quote:If pics of my bike turn up here, I'll be pissed.
Bit like saying 'you wouldn't dare'

quote:Harsh !!! This could be interesting Rusty.
Nah...sure he'll see the funny side....won't he ? [B)][B)][B)]

xa-mont

20-08-2010, 04:53 PM

lol... ready for the hatred to flow :P

sharky

20-08-2010, 06:30 PM

Mrs Gitzy told me too.....

Iceman

20-08-2010, 06:51 PM

cunt...........lol

sharky

20-08-2010, 08:01 PM

Sorry maaate...would have included one of it running.......

But I couldn't find any...

Iceman

20-08-2010, 09:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-f83SMKPxI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxpn1F1nPTY&feature=related

you didn't look hard enough

Hillsy

23-08-2010, 11:07 PM

Found another ripper....

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282600847.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282603567.jpg

crazymofo

23-08-2010, 11:09 PM

now thats awesome, i want one....

cheers.joe.

zx12argh

24-08-2010, 12:04 AM

Wow thats so bad it looks photoshopped

sharky

24-08-2010, 07:22 AM

Mmmmm...I loiks the colour scheme...[}:)]

RevHead

24-08-2010, 08:25 AM

bloodly lead wing ,why bother

nick76

24-08-2010, 09:24 AM

here,s a beauty i just saw on pommie egay.
surprisingly,still not bids!!!!

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282609857.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282612303.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282634630.jpg

Abit of effort hs gone into it.
I hope its no-ones on here!!!

Fight_fan

24-08-2010, 10:01 AM

if the seat unit on that met up with the frame & it had a good coat of paint on it, that wouldnt be too bad i rekon!

ALBI

24-08-2010, 07:35 PM

almost as good as my tls!!

sharky

27-08-2010, 11:00 PM

Some people dont even need their tools to screw up....
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282979913.jpg

One can was foamy spray on polish...the other was spray on foamy chain lube....

rod185651

27-08-2010, 11:09 PM

^^^ That's going to take some time to clean off ^^^^

Rocket

28-08-2010, 12:10 AM

quote:Originally posted by nick76

here,s a beauty i just saw on pommie egay.
surprisingly,still not bids!!!!

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282609857.jpg

Abit of effort hs gone into it.
I hope its no-ones on here!!!

How tall would you have to be to sit on that at the lights?!

BANDITROD

28-08-2010, 05:37 PM

quote:Originally posted by sharky

Some people dont even need their tools to screw up....
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1282979913.jpg

One can was foamy spray on polish...the other was spray on foamy chain lube....
that just looks like tyre cleaner to me which you can get straight out of those car wash joints hence the pressure washer in the background

StuNVA

28-08-2010, 06:04 PM

There is a whole thread on that bloke who sprayed his entire bike with chain lube on the Adventurer Rider Forum.

LKC73

30-08-2010, 10:54 PM

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283244225.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283226047.jpg

LKC73

30-08-2010, 11:14 PM

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283192854.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283187799.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283231256.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283205793.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283267466.jpg

OLD SKOOL BANDIT

31-08-2010, 08:02 AM

I want that Pink Scoot ! Get a chick called Penelope on the back and change my name to Parker. Yus M'lady !

DiscoDan

31-08-2010, 08:10 AM

At least the scoot is a complete piss-take, the others I'm not so sure about

xa-mont

31-08-2010, 10:08 AM

How about this douche bag!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goWclE_s0BE

nick76

31-08-2010, 10:24 AM

That 300 front tyre on the 600 is just fuckin stupid.
I bet it handles great.......not

DiscoDan

31-08-2010, 10:25 AM

I bet that handles a treat. It really is a crime against engineering

sharky

31-08-2010, 12:24 PM

quote:There is a whole thread on that bloke who sprayed his entire bike with chain lube on the Adventurer Rider Forum.
Thats where the pic is from mate...and Yes Rod, that is tyre cleaner...

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 01:34 PM

Some old, some new, some worse than others....

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/120/tool1a.jpg

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/655/tool2r.jpg

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6181/tool3.png

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/2811/tool4.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 01:35 PM

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/7013/tool5.jpg

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4719/tool6y.jpg

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9546/tool7.jpg

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/6678/tool8.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 01:36 PM

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1524/tool10.jpg

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/160/tool11.jpg

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/4281/tool12.jpg

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2046/tool13.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 01:38 PM

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/8812/tool15.jpg

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2874/tool16.jpg

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3269/tool17.jpg

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6188/tool50.jpg

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4619/tool51.png

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/63/tool53.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 01:39 PM

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3073/tool54.jpg

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9242/tool55.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 01:42 PM

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/8481/awf2.jpg

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3503/awf.jpg

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/372/moto1p.jpg

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/2069/hdwoman90.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 01:45 PM

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3816/wf9.jpg

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1007/mar5.jpg

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/3742/ug1.jpg

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/5710/ug2w.jpg

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6391/ug3e.jpg

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2634/ug4l.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 01:46 PM

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6585/ug5v.jpg

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1667/ug6y.jpg

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1848/ug7.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 01:50 PM

Couple of pic's I took years a go at Avon Park Drags.

Front half is crappy old scooter,
Back half was fuel injected Gpz1100 Kawasaki......:D

Made me smile though.

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/6060/jet3.jpg

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/843/jet4o.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 01:51 PM

Some, however bad they would be to use, I admit I still love...

Jaguar V12......

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4181/jagbike.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 01:53 PM

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/571/jet2e.jpg

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/6472/mono1s.jpg

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7138/mono2lj.jpg

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3295/mono3.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 01:56 PM

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6356/dax3.jpg

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/1773/nut1b.jpg

http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/4100/nut3.jpg

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7624/nut4.jpg

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/6164/nut2.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 01:58 PM

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/3721/sure.jpg

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h128/no-loyalty/Dong%20File/image001-8.jpg

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4206/scoot1.jpg

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/4099/scoot2.jpg

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8913/scoot3.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 02:00 PM

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5323/greenhog.jpg

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/6435/odd1.jpg

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3447/odd2.jpg

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6648/odd3.jpg

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/1075/odd4p.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 02:01 PM

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/865467647238467.jpg

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200703/the-green-goblin-mot-5_460x0w.jpg

http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2008/10/30/1_OBAR9_1292.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 02:02 PM

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/407/bkingsidecar.jpg

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7837/bkingsidecar2.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 02:04 PM

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/5451/uglybusa.jpg

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/4513/uglybusa2.jpg

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/1649/no1al.jpg

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7747/no2i.jpg

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5293/no3l.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 02:05 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/Gadfium/Florida/IMG_9667.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/Gadfium/Florida/IMG_9678.jpg

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt87/fknbking/fattire.jpg

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt87/fknbking/bigtire.jpg

Tony Nitrous

31-08-2010, 02:06 PM

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/5276/ugbus1.jpg

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7632/ugbus2.jpg

Gix11

31-08-2010, 03:45 PM

Fuck me! Unbelievable. Nice work Tony.

RevHead

31-08-2010, 07:02 PM

fuckin junk the lot

yoda

31-08-2010, 08:12 PM

What the fuck is wrong with some people? Namely Americans?

HOS

31-08-2010, 10:38 PM

This thread needs some kind of public health warning.... I`m just eating my lunch here !!! [xx(]

Benz

01-09-2010, 08:39 AM

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283374698.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283372793.jpg

Tony Nitrous

01-09-2010, 06:26 PM

Now THAT'S a serious bit of kit......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Pa5BDv_hM&feature=player_embedded

Mishdog20

01-09-2010, 06:42 PM

Fuck Me^^^^ Did i just count 6 blokes!!!!!

HOS

01-09-2010, 07:36 PM

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283381787.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283432039.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283367069.jpg

HOS

01-09-2010, 07:52 PM

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/HUMANHYBRID/HAYABUSA/IMG_1379.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/HUMANHYBRID/FUN%20STUFF/trooper.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/HUMANHYBRID/FUN%20STUFF/464581197_8e95e66718.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/HUMANHYBRID/FUN%20STUFF/dfghdfncvnvb.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/HUMANHYBRID/FUN%20STUFF/red-front.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/HUMANHYBRID/FUN%20STUFF/39071738396745.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/HUMANHYBRID/FUN%20STUFF/940159971_9fa3d30840.jpg

Tony Nitrous

01-09-2010, 07:55 PM

Interesting !

http://www.motomorphic.com/specs.php

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/1053/awful.jpg

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/898/awful2.jpg

http://www.motomorphic.com/gallery.php

Cruisecontrol

01-09-2010, 08:01 PM

Someone was watching too many Batman movies...

HOS

01-09-2010, 08:13 PM

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283336906.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283363152.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283423240.jpg

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283423367.jpg

kevkatana

01-09-2010, 09:27 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Tony Nitrous

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3073/tool54.jpg

AWESOME!!!!! I want one.:D

Gix11

02-09-2010, 11:03 AM

Shit, that blue one ain't pretty from the side:

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283389973.jpg

Riding it around Leguna Seca would have been a challenge looking at the way he's fighting those corners!

OLD SKOOL BANDIT

02-09-2010, 11:11 AM

It aint pretty period Si

xa-mont

02-09-2010, 11:47 AM

What a colossal waste of good bits on a piece of shit!!

JackTar

02-09-2010, 01:58 PM

Mother of god is that a 240 front?

Elapid

02-09-2010, 03:09 PM

The only thing that could make it uglier is to paint it "flaming homo Orange"...or pink. It'd be a total Retina fucker then.

nick76

02-09-2010, 04:46 PM

If that blue thing had a normal front tyre/front end,a tank that didn't go higher than the frame,i reckon it would come up ok.

I reckon the frame,swingarm and subframe look pretty cool.
Ok,maybe i'd lower that top bar on the frame to make it look better aswell.

suxukifreak

11-09-2010, 05:25 PM

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1284282620.jpg

oldskool

12-09-2010, 12:17 AM

Say no more!

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1284275950.jpg

Surt

12-09-2010, 05:46 AM

quote:Originally posted by HOS

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/HUMANHYBRID/HAYABUSA/IMG_1379.jpg

awesome work tbh!

quote:Originally posted by HOS

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/HUMANHYBRID/FUN%20STUFF/39071738396745.jpg

wouldnt say nay to it either!!

Surt

12-09-2010, 05:52 AM

quote:Originally posted by HOS

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1283381787.jpg

this one need that busas swinga tho! :D

quote:Originally posted by HOS

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/HUMANHYBRID/FUN%20STUFF/trooper.jpg

or 4 wheel swingers even better! [:o)]

Tony Nitrous

21-09-2010, 08:37 AM

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2883/ugbus.jpg

BANDITROD

21-09-2010, 05:07 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^that is fucking shocking

Tony Nitrous

21-09-2010, 06:28 PM

quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^that is fucking shocking

Is this better.... ?

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/4409/better.jpg

Mishdog20

21-09-2010, 06:34 PM

quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous

quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^that is fucking shocking

Is this better.... ?

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/4409/better.jpg

Reminds me of the spaceship, in the old movie Flight of the Navigator[V]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1285127021.jpg

Lewis Moto

21-09-2010, 10:02 PM

Got a pic of a HD in G'town last week - "Go the Catters!" Burn it down and see who notices - 4ft sissy bar positioned smack bang over the pillion seat. Anyone know how to get images off an Iphone?

kev@vcm

21-09-2010, 11:06 PM

quote:Originally posted by Aido

Got a pic of a HD in G'town last week - "Go the Catters!" Burn it down and see who notices - 4ft sissy bar positioned smack bang over the pillion seat. Anyone know how to get images off an Iphone?

plug your iphone into your PC go to the start button (click it) go to "my computer" you should see the icon at the bottom saying your iphone (click on it) you should see all your pics you have on your iphone , then drag the pictures to what ever folder you want on your PC and your done

bluemk1

22-09-2010, 03:06 AM

quote:Originally posted by kev@vcm

quote:Originally posted by Aido

Got a pic of a HD in G'town last week - "Go the Catters!" Burn it down and see who notices - 4ft sissy bar positioned smack bang over the pillion seat. Anyone know how to get images off an Iphone?

plug your iphone into your PC go to the start button (click it) go to "my computer" you should see the icon at the bottom saying your iphone (click on it) you should see all your pics you have on your iphone , then drag the pictures to what ever folder you want on your PC and your done

that or you can email it to yourself :D