"Take away his tools" photos.

[ozzy1100]

I dont mind the rake and funny shape tank, its a little bit bsh and it seems to ballance out the wrong look at the back.
A 15 inches of wrong with high profile rear is realllllllll hard to make look like its right ....... lol

[Aido]

3112
Whats the point? Buy a car it has a roof and doors. I had to sit behind one of these up Chum Creek rd the other day at 30kmh. FFS the navara can do 50 and has ashtrays and a stereo for less than the cost of these abortions.

[xa-mont]

great donk in em though :P

[hooligan]

My brother rode one back from qld once (his wifes boss bought it, my brother rode it back to sydney).
he sai d
everyone stops and stares, but he said it was shit to ride. like driving a car with handlebars and no power steering. Once you tip a bike into a corner, it follows it's own line, the trike thing you had to hold on line the whole time.

[Jinx]

I took one for a ride a couple of years ago and it was ok but you need to throw your weight around. The problem is its not a motorcycle so forget everything you know and start again. If you have ridden a sidecar outfit then you are halfway there. With a bit of practice and a good suspension setup you should be able to hit the twisties at a fair rate of knots.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnX7uuLe8Ls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es9Yq8uZ4fA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRJoRCJ4bC0

[Neo Dutch]

This thread will require regular monitoring.

http://www.chopcult.com/forum/showthread.php?p=421458&posted=1#post421458

[BANDITROD]

omg

[RevHead]

This thread will require regular monitoring.

http://www.chopcult.com/forum/showthread.php?p=421458&posted=1#post421458


omg

is this a bullshit thread or is this retard for real ,omg ,he,s going to die! on the bike ,or if one of his forum members beats him to death with a hammer

[Mishdog20]

This thread will require regular monitoring.

http://www.chopcult.com/forum/showthread.php?p=421458&posted=1#post421458

Thats an abomination, reminds me of that bloke Shervin, who destroyed that zx10 a few years ago

[BANDITROD]

hahahaha he was nuts

[ozzy1100]

Was that the one with speed holes in his frame ?

[BANDITROD]

thats the one ozzy

[Jed]

Scary shit. People like that don't deserve to own a bike, let alone share the air we breath

[Neo Dutch]

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo95/cb550matt/F6305CCE-923A-4D2B-A778-B378415C8FC2-10935-00001068EF947289.jpg

[BANDITROD]

fucking hell it just keeps getting better

[ozzy1100]

please i dont know if i can take any more..........

[hyofighter]

wtf
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/fairy-meadow/motorcycles/honda-vtr-1000-special/1007250406

looks like a hornet tank on it to

[Neo Dutch]

Posting this here cos there isn't a "mother Fuckers that need a punch in the head" thread.

http://cyrilhuzeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/WINNERCHOPPERLIVE.jpg

[ozzy1100]

here is fine and yes we feel yr pain.......

[Chase]

wtf
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/fairy-meadow/motorcycles/honda-vtr-1000-special/1007250406

looks like a hornet tank on it to

LOL... awesome "super cruiser style similar to Harley V-rod and Ducati Diavel" and only $10k!

[RevHead]

http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics4/Weird-Motorcycle-39.jpg

[Neo Dutch]

http://image.hotrod.com/f/featuredvehicles/hrdp_1205_retro_rebels_homebuilt_hot_rods/41398008+w794/hrdp-1205-retro-rebels-homebuilt-hot-rods-06.jpg

[BANDITROD]

coolest handle bars ever

[kiwi kdx]

Posting this here cos there isn't a "mother Fuckers that need a punch in the head" thread.

http://cyrilhuzeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/WINNERCHOPPERLIVE.jpg

mate i couldent agree more those fukwits dont BUILD bikes! thet bolt parts together!

[RevHead]

coolest handle bars ever

hey i 2nd that ,old man ,lol

[RevHead]

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30900000/HONDA-CBR-1000F-Custom-Streetfighter-motorcycles-30948642-1600-1071.jpg

[RevHead]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WTtsv-i_cjc/TONXdJhTZUI/AAAAAAAAAlo/t5WF46a95Gw/s1600/new%2BDuu%2Bstreetfighter%2Bmotorcycle.jpg

[Azrael]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WTtsv-i_cjc/TONXdJhTZUI/AAAAAAAAAlo/t5WF46a95Gw/s1600/new%2BDuu%2Bstreetfighter%2Bmotorcycle.jpg

Proof that your taste is in your arse

You are a cock pete
Oh merry xmas cock

[RevHead]

merry xmas soreal!

[EFE 1230]

3217

3218

3219

3220

[oldskool]

Proof that your taste is in your arse

You are a cock pete
Oh merry xmas cock

If you like that you are gayer than the Wham fan club with aids cum dripping out of your torn arse!

[Azrael]

If you like that you are gayer than the Wham fan club with aids cum dripping out of your torn arse!

You say that like its a bad thing?

[oldskool]

Lol

[Azrael]

http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee414/TypsyMcStumble/IMG_7123_zps465fe87e.jpg

[Redmohawk]

I like the concept , not the bike though. With a pivioting ass end like those stupid twin rear tyred 3 wheeled scooters (Green machine " Slider " Like) and a riding position much much lower. Just for a laugh.

[Nudie]

http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee414/TypsyMcStumble/IMG_7123_zps465fe87e.jpg

A dinky! At last someone has fightered a dinky! YAY

[NINJAINOZ]

The SStrikes may be what you are talking about Red?>

Something like this with a lighter more powerful motor ( Hayabusa? ) would be fun, These are a bit more like the old green machine slider bikes

http://sstrikes.com/

http://sstrikes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/black-rh-side.jpg

http://cyclesource.com/newsblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sstrike.jpg

Then there is the life size Harley powered Green Machine available too, This would be a real slider & fun to steer>

http://digital.hammacher.com/Items/11894/11894A_1000x1000.jpg

[ALBI]

Holy hell that would be cool always wanted a green machine

[Jinx]

Who needs a motor in their trike cuzy bro.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw-OOvU3OU0

[Neo Dutch]

http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag117/77bobber/ridehieghtside_zps8f0c6dbb.jpg

[El_Hefty]

OHH matching bandanas nice

[Aido]

3255

[EFE 1230]

3256

[El_Hefty]

3255

its a sloth on a bike

[Neo Dutch]

http://www.choppersaustralia.com/picture_library/CAFBensvf750.jpg

[Weaselman]

3255

BAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHA
You need to wear a baseball catchers vest to be street now too do you... Westside

[EFE 1230]

3263

3264

3265

3266

[bladehunter]

3362

[stiffsimon]

That's nice

[Hillsy]

Oh the humanity.....

http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq6/hillsythegreat/3Ke3md3M25If5Hd5J8d1l93bea5ead8bb1450.jpg

[Yella]

There is a really nice fighter in that somewhere just gotta fuck off a massive amount of crap

[Tony Nitrous]

Oh the humanity.....

http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq6/hillsythegreat/3Ke3md3M25If5Hd5J8d1l93bea5ead8bb1450.jpg

Thats ridiculous, fancy putting a Busa seat hump on it !

[RevHead]

Thats ridiculous, fancy putting lots of fire on it !

lol see what i did there!

[Tony Nitrous]

The owner either has a great sense of humor,
or he's a full on card carrying nut job.
Excellent!

[RevHead]

The owner either has a great sense of humor,
or he's a full on card carrying nut job.
Excellent!
http://alachuapolitix.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/thumbs-up.jpg

[Hillsy]

The owner either has a great sense of humor,
or he's a full on card carrying nut job.
Excellent!

It was from 'Murican Crack List.......I reckon it's the latter...

[Neo Dutch]

http://www.tamparacing.com/forums/attachments/bike-tech/76004d1160924739-look-custom-1000-gixxer-gsxr1000custum.jpg

[Neo Dutch]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/lilbill2180/Picture4_zps958a1a28.png

[ozzy1100]

that is fucked on so many levels

[Yella]

http://www.tamparacing.com/forums/attachments/bike-tech/76004d1160924739-look-custom-1000-gixxer-gsxr1000custum.jpg

MMMM maybe I like this one. not sure just yet but maybe

[Hillsy]

MMMM maybe I like this one. not sure just yet but maybe

Bad photoshop?

Axles, but no wheel spokes??

[Tony Nitrous]

Several US custom bikes around with "invisible" wheels.
Wheels made out of bullet proof multi layer glass or similar material.

[Hillsy]

Ahhh...OK....weight not an issue, I presume......

[Aido]

http://www.tamparacing.com/forums/attachments/bike-tech/76004d1160924739-look-custom-1000-gixxer-gsxr1000custum.jpg
Looks like a great design for a salt racer but.....It would redline first gear at 10kmh with that sprocket. Why do seppos go to extaordinary lengths to re-engineer things for the worse?
Looks like it is driven straight from the gearbox but could have a reduction drive ??

[Tony Nitrous]

Ahhh...OK....weight not an issue, I presume......

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4766/coolcat1.jpg

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/391/coolcat2.jpg

[Cruisecontrol]

That is bloody clever!

[oldskool]

Its American how can it possably be clever?

[Neo Dutch]

Because someone from Pomgolia did it first more than a decade ago.

[oldskool]

Because someone from Pomgolia did it first more than a decade ago.
And they call it new, how ironic.

[Chase]

They look great... until you use them - then it looks like the glass coffee table at a scat fetish party.

[Gix11]

Glass? I thought they were centre free running the same theory as this:

http://limewedge.net/no-spoke-wheels-bike-concept#.UQHr63dLN8E

[Hillsy]

Glass? I thought they were centre free running the same theory as this:

http://limewedge.net/no-spoke-wheels-bike-concept#.UQHr63dLN8E

These things have been around for a while:

3446

But the bike up top has a conventional forks and axles......hence the glass inners.

[Gix11]

Well, that's pretty gay then.

[Tony Nitrous]

One is a traditional wheel,
Just uses a clear see through material for the wheel.

Other has no centre hub.
Wheel is basically a huge bearing and
The bike grips the inner section.

The later normaly has a friction drive onto
the tyre by a smaller hidden wheel or roller.

[EFE 1230]

Well, that's pretty gay then.

not when compared to this


3449

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/moonta/cars-vans-utes/1977-toyota-celica-ra28-coupe/1013110207

[Hillsy]

Yeah - that's fuckin ghey alright.

I didn't mind the Ferrari body kits but that's just shite.

[Azrael]

One is a traditional wheel,
Just uses a clear see through material for the wheel.

Other has no centre hub.
Wheel is basically a huge bearing and
The bike grips the inner section.

The later normaly has a friction drive onto
the tyre by a smaller hidden wheel or roller.

It's a helicopter rotor bearing they use, pioneered by billy lane, and his were chain driven not friction. It's an expensive way to look different.
The see thru ones are a clear laminate of some sort. There was a green and white buss. I think in SF mag a while back with a better explanation.

[Deano]

That defines gay

[Tony Nitrous]

Oh the humanity.....

http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq6/hillsythegreat/3Ke3md3M25If5Hd5J8d1l93bea5ead8bb1450.jpg

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5945/no1x.jpg

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4863/no2bp.jpg

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/2478/no3v.jpg

[Deano]

i think i just through up a bit in my mouth

[Aido]

That blue on the front wheel just doesnt work at all...

[Cruisecontrol]

I dunno. It ties in nicely with the fork uppers.

[damo1]

35033503

[Tim]

Looks like a great design for a salt racer but.....It would redline first gear at 10kmh with that sprocket. Why do seppos go to extaordinary lengths to re-engineer things for the worse?
Looks like it is driven straight from the gearbox but could have a reduction drive ??

a google image search lead me to to an article that says it has a 20 front /96 rear sprocket ratio.. and that he normaly takes off in 2nd..

[Bigjase]

OMFG!!! Now that has to be a lost bet.


http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5945/no1x.jpg

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4863/no2bp.jpg

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/2478/no3v.jpg

[kiwi kdx]

i know this is "take his tools away" but how the fuk could you re post that pile of shit!
once was bad enough!

haha , i bet it has a "OCC" badge on it....

[Neo Dutch]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z134/crush1776/Ugly/20120724_123558-1_zpsb6023c18.jpg

[Azrael]

Thats truly awful

[sharky]

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/tallebudgera/motorcycles/yamaha-yzf750-motorbike-road-bike-fast-750cc/1013872637

[Hillsy]

That's a cracker Russ.

[Large]

Looks like an early version of Bender.

[Weaselman]

Err thats got an ohlins rear shock if im not mistaken. I hope he didnt do that to a YZF750SP

[Azrael]

Just because you can, does not mean you should

[sen]

Just because you can, does not mean you should

That one's photochopped. Has been doing the rounds for years.

[Azrael]

That one's photochopped. Has been doing the rounds for years.

I dont know whats more disturbing, someone building that or someone photoshopping it..

[Hillsy]

Speaking of old photos that have been round for years, this one's a beauty...."ran when parked" springs to mind....

3856

[Neo Dutch]

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8015/7579807078_bdeea138a5_z.jpg

[Neo Dutch]

3964

[damo1]

Since i cant load large pitures, check out this buld thread!

http://www.customfighters.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37500

[Aido]

Since i cant load large pitures, check out this buld thread!

http://www.customfighters.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37500
Badly done survival bike...Didnt need the retrograde.
The thread doesnt look so bad if you scroll up from the bottom.