shag this pregnancy thing for a laugh[V]
fuckin tired, large, havent riden a bike since before xmas, the friggin thing is sitting there looking all expensive and wasted.
the bike that is, not the belly. fuck.
shit.
i'll post a pic of the belly soon. i hope all you blokes with kids appreciate your wives / women etc.
ok. thanks for that. fuck, not even my new asf shirt fits!
And people wonder why we're stickin to puppies.....[]
Jesus died for his own sins...NOT MINE !
Yeah, feel for ya Claire
One look at a heavily pregnant woman, and I am so glad to be a bloke
Don't worry Claire it'll all be over soon and just think
of the free drugs.
But I do feel for you my MRS has had 2 and I admire her for
it.[^]
Incidently the reason Babies have soft spots in thier heads
is so incase of fire at the hospital the Nurse can pick them
up five at a time.[
Bloody women whingingYour supposed to be barefoot and pregnant remember
How many Male Chauvinists will it take to change a light bulb?
NONE !!!
Let the Bitch wash-up in the dark
When they make me King you will have to get a permit to breed,
and they'll be pretty few and far between [}]
Tony.J.
Look on the bright side Claire, it'll be out soon. Bet your look'n forward to sleep'n in three hour increments! lol, yawn, zzzzzzzzzz.
"It's the eighties and I'm down with the ladies"
now come on mate, we need all the factory fodder we can get.quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous
How many Male Chauvinists will it take to change a light bulb?
NONE !!!
Let the Bitch wash-up in the dark
When they make me King you will have to get a permit to breed,
and they'll be pretty few and far between [}
Tony.J.
Who else will deliver our pizzas, man the checkouts, clean the streets etc etc etc
come on claire,
u will get the extra baby bonus now
unplug it already!!!
Rev the fucker!!!!!
just wait till the 'ol mapotassie dilates to 10cm's.thats when i found out why its called a C*#t.After that you've only gota be responsible for another 18 years.
Anyway Clair it was a SHAG that got you into this to startquote:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
shag this pregnancy thing for a laugh
fuckin tired, large, havent riden a bike since before xmas, the friggin thing is sitting there looking all expensive and wasted.
with
And we look forward to the Belly be sure to draw some eyes and a
mouth
Damn remember feeling like that and dont envy u at all
How long to go? You've have baby sat for nine months now the father has the next 9 months on duty while u ride
fuck you oz!
its all lovely when you live in our houses, and we earn loads of dosh, pay for our own bikes / cars / fuel etc.
i'm happy to stay home and bludge / wear white / do housework, but then the man has to put in all the cash, and that NEVER happens without much whining and moaning from them.[^]
i lurve you oz!
only 9 weeks to go.
I am happy truly and really excited about it, but its getting to the difficult stage now!
thanks for all your lovely jokes, piss takes and encouragement lads & Jo! and thank you for
reminding me Davo about that 10 cm bit...:-)
Look on the bright side....
The 3 grand bonus should put some nice mods on the kwaka
i think its more than 3 grand now. I lurve you too clairebear
We got the three thousand for the 27/06/06, as of the start of the new financial year it is four grand. Spew'n we missed it by 4 days!
"It's the eighties and I'm down with the ladies"
yep, its four, but none for the bike...all for the mortgage..worse luck.
gotta register it soon. and service, and new brakes, werllll..maybe some for the bike, (after a sneaky fashion, dont tell mr. bear)
Ya see Iceman you shoulda used a cork
As it was they chopped it out, so the cork wouldn't have helped at all.
"It's the eighties and I'm down with the ladies"
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