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    Handy tips for next years AFR...

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    Is that Deano at macks pub?
    remind me not to fuck with him next year.

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    Those tips could have come in handy a month ago, as bar fights are fairly common at my local.

    "It's the eighties and I'm down with the ladies"

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    Some advice, take or leave it,

    Over a 8 year period.. numerous visits to court for a number of events and heaps of money for barristers..... slaming heads into tables ( more than once), etc, is not EVER classed as self defence..... If you ever have to perform these moves.... look for cameras.. dont get caught.... dont go back.... I failed to apply these basic rules..

    Due to things like this, I lost my pistol/rifle licence, security licence, PI licence.... and my means to earning money in OZ... hence why I have to (no choice) work overseas....

    cheers

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    Oh, and wrist locks, etc, followed by pressure breaks and control sleeping etc, by trained people is not self defence ethier !! Its assault causing accual harm, and the scale only goes up.... malicous wounding, grievous, etc.

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    But, its a damm good instructional video...

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    Good tips the NTB!

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    I think I'll just have the quite beer with the lads thanks.

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    You gotta make it interesting

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    Love the line,

    "Create Distance and grab a chair!"

    "He tried to Kill me, So i Gotta be returning him the favour"

    "Some bodies telling meee that about my wife! I'm sorry sir but i'm gonan break your leg!"


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    Quiet beer with the lads is the most enjoyable option!! Better chance of getting sucked off in toilet by the scrubber groupy anyway...

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    Looks like a Honda fan...

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    Large, i really dont know what to say.

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    Did she kick your arse Large? is that why u posted THAT thing here hahahhaa glad to share the tips then!

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    quote:Originally posted by NakedTurboBusa

    Quiet beer with the lads is the most enjoyable option!! Better chance of getting sucked off in toilet by the scrubber groupy anyway...

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    Come on boys... its all those fat ugly chicks Ive hosed out that turned me into the well rounded lover I am today...

    Although, large, that one you posted is very very scetchy.... it looks like she could punch you in the mouth, roll you over, and fuck you with her large clit, or penis....


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    I bet her 'Tank Slapper" could put Puppets to shame!

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    how did you get that shot of the missus large were you over again while i was out
    i see shes got your shirt on cause she doesnt fit mine.

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    it almost looks abit like you chalk hahahaha
    only gagging

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