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    its so true though- Work Safe

    At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke 2 metres tall and 150 kilos.

    He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.

    After three or four beers the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big fella.

    Leaning over towards the Aboriginal he whispers, Do you want a blow-job?"

    At this the massive Aboriginal leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool.

    He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park and returning to his seat.

    Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer.
    " I've never seen you react like that, " he says, "just what did he say to you?"

    I'm not sure", the big Aboriginal replies, "something about a job"

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    thats fugen clever and to true.
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    An aboriginal walks into the local Centrelink office in Broome,
    marches straight up to the counter and mumbles,

    "'ey, you f'la.... I don' wanna be on dole. I wanna job."

    The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is
    excellent.We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
    Chauffeur / bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
    You'll have to Drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
    Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
    expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
    apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $60,000 a year."

    The aboriginal bloke says, "You're bullshitting me!"

    The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah well, you started it."

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    Aboriginal kid comes home from school and says to his mother "I've got the biggest dick in grade 3, is that because I'm black? To which his mother replies "no, it's because you're 19!

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    Stop picking on Ozkat.

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    the other day at work in Rivmar my boss came up to me and said he had a little dick (I honestly dont know why he volunteered that information) he then went on to add that it was short and stubby like a cricket ball, I turned to him (he's a big fellah) and said, "you may have a little dick boss, but at least you got 140kg to push it in with! he took it well!

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    I shouldnt laugh.... but I am

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    Oh dear.... un-PC, and unfair... but somewhat funny... ah fukit, its funny, everyone else is allowed to laugh at each other (wogs/asians/indian etc) there is no escaping a bit of light hearted racism

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    quote:Originally posted by Myron

    the other day at work in Rivmar my boss came up to me and said he had a little dick (I honestly dont know why he volunteered that information) he then went on to add that it was short and stubby like a cricket ball, I turned to him (he's a big fellah) and said, "you may have a little dick boss, but at least you got 140kg to push it in with! he took it well!
    Did he still respect you when he had finished................

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