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OK,OK.........thanks for helping me lose my breakfast[xx(]
Er, that's not one long tall Texan is it!!
Bring on Winter
OK,OK.........thanks for helping me lose my breakfast[xx(]
Er, that's not one long tall Texan is it!!
Bring on Winter
aoh, man! Turn it off.......
aoh, man! Turn it off.......
Come on mate, where's the G-string bikini shot? []
Captain Ahab would've turned and sailed the other way if Moby Dick looked that bad.[V]
Come on mate, where's the G-string bikini shot? [
Captain Ahab would've turned and sailed the other way if Moby Dick looked that bad.[V]
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I went for a beer after work with one of our labourers,
Topless barmaid walks past, just wearing high heels and skimpy undies. Mate the labourer spots her cellulite / dimpled arse and balls out "FUCK ME ! ITS GOT HAIL DAMAGE"
O well, it was funny at the time,
Not so funny when i got home with a few beers in me and tried it on the Mrs though ! [B)]
Tony.
I went for a beer after work with one of our labourers,
Topless barmaid walks past, just wearing high heels and skimpy undies. Mate the labourer spots her cellulite / dimpled arse and balls out "FUCK ME ! ITS GOT HAIL DAMAGE"
O well, it was funny at the time,
Not so funny when i got home with a few beers in me and tried it on the Mrs though ! [B)]
Tony.
Whats the matter ?quote:Originally posted by chalk10
Come on mate, where's the G-string bikini shot? [
Captain Ahab would've turned and sailed the other way if Moby Dick looked that bad.[V]
Dont you like "big girls" ?
You like them a bit slimmer ?
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Whats the matter ?quote:Originally posted by chalk10
Come on mate, where's the G-string bikini shot? [
Captain Ahab would've turned and sailed the other way if Moby Dick looked that bad.[V]
Dont you like "big girls" ?
You like them a bit slimmer ?
Ah Tony. Welcome to Aus mate. Hail damage is the standard term for celulite mate.
Ah Tony. Welcome to Aus mate. Hail damage is the standard term for celulite mate.
i got news, the last one is dead! she forgot to go home, starved to death.
dang, i dont feel so bad about myself now, (with the possible exception of the hail damage Sir Nitrous!)
i got news, the last one is dead! she forgot to go home, starved to death.
dang, i dont feel so bad about myself now, (with the possible exception of the hail damage Sir Nitrous!)
Fuck, get rid of that last one before Davo sees it, his necrophilia will go stratospheric.
He'll be down the local morgue in no time. [:I]
Did I ever tell you guys the one about the Sunday Arvo Phone Call. True story.
Mate of mine is a union official (Iknow I know, but we're old uni bar buddies, so I forgave him the commie bit [8D]) and one Sunday afternoon in the late 80's he gets a phone call from an employer (metal work industry) explaing very apologetically that 2 of his workers could never return to the factory again[?]. He would do whatever the union wanted, but these two could never set foot in the factory, or they would be killed - no joke.[?]
Me mate would've been jumping up and down by this time normally, except the employer was a good one, and he was sooooo apologetic, but wouldn't tell him why.
Eventually mate drags the story out of this guy, and immediately agrees that the union would not object to these two being sacked, and black-banned in the industry.[V][xx(]
So what was the story? These 2 intrepid little piss-heads were a bit pissed-off about the fact that neither of them had ever gotten anywhere with the very cute[. Went and found out where she was, disturbed her, and were busted by the local plod having sex with her.[:X]
Only thing was she had been killed in a car accident 2 weeks before , and they were in QBN cemetary with shovels. [:0][V]
TRUE STORY, I kid you not, this guy, and his partner who confirmed it, was at our place for dinner that night.
Fuck, get rid of that last one before Davo sees it, his necrophilia will go stratospheric.
He'll be down the local morgue in no time. [:I]
Did I ever tell you guys the one about the Sunday Arvo Phone Call. True story.
Mate of mine is a union official (Iknow I know, but we're old uni bar buddies, so I forgave him the commie bit [8D]) and one Sunday afternoon in the late 80's he gets a phone call from an employer (metal work industry) explaing very apologetically that 2 of his workers could never return to the factory again[?]. He would do whatever the union wanted, but these two could never set foot in the factory, or they would be killed - no joke.[?]
Me mate would've been jumping up and down by this time normally, except the employer was a good one, and he was sooooo apologetic, but wouldn't tell him why.
Eventually mate drags the story out of this guy, and immediately agrees that the union would not object to these two being sacked, and black-banned in the industry.
So what was the story? These 2 intrepid little piss-heads were a bit pissed-off about the fact that neither of them had ever gotten anywhere with the very cute[
Only thing was she had been killed in a car accident 2 weeks before , and they were in QBN cemetary with shovels. [:0][V]
TRUE STORY, I kid you not, this guy, and his partner who confirmed it, was at our place for dinner that night.
How does the banana on her crotch stay in place, some kind of insert maybe?
no wonder she's smiling
How does the banana on her crotch stay in place, some kind of insert maybe?
no wonder she's smiling
stuff spring, bring on summer!!!![8D] [
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