http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiEsk...ce%20MMA%20UFC
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Handy tips for next years AFR...
Is that Deano at macks pub?
remind me not to fuck with him next year.
Those tips could have come in handy a month ago, as bar fights are fairly common at my local.
Some advice, take or leave it,
Over a 8 year period.. numerous visits to court for a number of events and heaps of money for barristers..... slaming heads into tables ( more than once), etc, is not EVER classed as self defence..... If you ever have to perform these moves.... look for cameras.. dont get caught.... dont go back.... I failed to apply these basic rules..
Due to things like this, I lost my pistol/rifle licence, security licence, PI licence.... and my means to earning money in OZ... hence why I have to (no choice) work overseas....
cheers
Pete
Oh, and wrist locks, etc, followed by pressure breaks and control sleeping etc, by trained people is not self defence ethier !! Its assault causing accual harm, and the scale only goes up.... malicous wounding, grievous, etc.
But, its a damm good instructional video...
Good tips the NTB!
I think I'll just have the quite beer with the lads thanks.
You gotta make it interesting
Love the line,
"Create Distance and grab a chair!"
"He tried to Kill me, So i Gotta be returning him the favour"
"Some bodies telling meee that about my wife! I'm sorry sir but i'm gonan break your leg!"
Quiet beer with the lads is the most enjoyable option!! Better chance of getting sucked off in toilet by the scrubber groupy anyway...
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4705/message2a0ya.jpg
Looks like a Honda fan...
Large, i really dont know what to say.
Did she kick your arse Large? is that why u posted THAT thing here hahahhaa glad to share the tips then!
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quote:Originally posted by NakedTurboBusa
Quiet beer with the lads is the most enjoyable option!! Better chance of getting sucked off in toilet by the scrubber groupy anyway...
Come on boys... its all those fat ugly chicks Ive hosed out that turned me into the well rounded lover I am today...
Although, large, that one you posted is very very scetchy.... it looks like she could punch you in the mouth, roll you over, and fuck you with her large clit, or penis....
I bet her 'Tank Slapper" could put Puppets to shame!
how did you get that shot of the missus large were you over again while i was out
i see shes got your shirt on cause she doesnt fit mine.
it almost looks abit like you chalk hahahaha
only gagging
SHIT! I'm gagging as well. I couldn't see the photo yesterday it was missing! I wish it was yesterday again.........
Thanks Damo, ya cunt.[}:)]
Hey Large, how did she end up with you're shirt on? [?]
you weren't that farkin desperate were ya? :(
morning after shot? [V]
or were you just wishing you'd been shot the next morning? [:0]
(fark I hope that's really isn't you're new squeeze mate[:I], the neighbors won't be impressed:D)
As I've said before, got to slay a lot of dragons to get to the princess...........
And thats one hell of a fucking dragon!!!![xx(]
Are you considering growing your hair large???
Come on Lardge, what's the story?[?]
And why's it wearing one of our shirts? [}:)]
and she needs to borrow yer razor mate [8D] (a bullet to the first man who mentions her and Brazilian landing strips in the same breath[xx(])
She's wearing the ASF shirt because I have l33t photochop skillz:DQuote:
quote:Originally posted by chalk10
Come on Lardge, what's the story?[?]
And why's it wearing one of our shirts? [}:)]
and she needs to borrow yer razor mate [8D] (a bullet to the first man who mentions her and Brazilian landing strips in the same breath[xx(])
And no I didn't..and I wouldn't....even with your dick...
this is why Lardge won foto of the year,its about time you ashed your cigi and washed the dishes mate.;)keep em comin big fella.:D
Looks like he's up for it again, but what the fuck does l33t mean? Is dat sum street techno dude speak wit cred dat us lames don't understand? Sik and da bomb mate.
elite
=L ite
=L33t
So I'm a l33t HaXoR :D
Aka Turbogeek:D
yeah wot up G
sup wigger
thats large with his mums hair on.
[:p][:p][:p][:p][:p][:p][:p]
PM me her Phone No. Large. :D
Could it be Chalky's Ex wife? [xx(]
I can definitely say that she is definitely not MY ex mate, my ex is a small chinese woman;), must have mistaken her for yours mate[8D].
Been smoking waaaay too many of them 'roll your owns' again haven't ya Turbid?:D
Speaking of which, have you bolted up that unit yet? What have ya put it on?