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used for lube
instead of butter
on burnt toast
used cheese instead
of peanut butter
because baked ham
and green eggs
go well with
warm beer and
cold spaghetti sandwiches
perfect picnic food
if its raining
fish and chips
from across the
great dividing range
where i walked
into the arse
of your hot
birds eye chilli
with extra cheese
not dick cheese
but goats cheese
goats dick cheese
its lactose free
but very chunky
actually quite sickening
if you don't
mix with rum
and crushed ice
straight after mowing
a hairy twat
with hand made
drums and tarps
fashioned from twigs
and elephant shit
flung by monkeys
from tree tops
dressed like 80's
arse munching whales
paying for college