Here are all my attempts at a slogun instead of spread on a few posts (deleted the other posts to save room lol)
1) I'm the good twin officer, my bad twins 50kms up the road by now.
2) If you want plastic, go see Michael Jackson.
3) Wheelies save tyres.....
4) Keep trying, your still behind me LMFAO.....
5) Best things in life are naked... Hot Chicks and Bikes...
6) Speed limits? cops? Laws?.... Dont use those swear words at me
7) Streetfightering is to bikes as Jenny craig is to Fat chicks.... Lose that excess bulk.
8) Careful, this bike has tourettes.. it could go nuts at any time...
9) No oonce Oonce Oonce needed to make this beast desireable.....
10) This bike aint fully sick... its senfuckensational
11) I have only four cylinders and two wheels but it's twice as quick as your V8 with four wheels.
12) My Fetish is fighterin.....
Jarrod