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So, if I come in a bear, I will be a great thing?!
Time to get me a tranquiliser gun
and some lube (wouldnt want to be accused of cruelty)
tranq?? grow some balls :P
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quote:Originally posted by xa-mont
tranq?? grow some balls :P
Nudie was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned around to see a big Black Bear. The Black Bear said, ‘Nudie, you’ve got two choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex.’ Nudie decided to bend over.Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Nudie
So, if I come in a bear, I will be a great thing?!
Time to get me a tranquiliser gun
and some lube (wouldnt want to be accused of cruelty)
Even though he felt sore for two weeks Nudie soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the Black Bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge Grizzly Bear was standing right next to him. The Grizzly said, ‘That was a huge mistake Nudie. You’ve got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex.’ Again, Nudie thought it was better to comply.
Although he survived, it took several months before Nudie finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the Grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge. But then there was a tap on his shoulder. Nudie turned round to find a giant Polar Bear standing there.
The Polar Bear said, ‘Admit it Nudie, you don’t really come here for the hunting, do you?’
What? No tranq? Fuck that! Unless I started off with a Koala (I know, not technically a bear) 'cause i'm hung more like Boo Boo than Yogi.
Don't fuck with the guy in the side car, he's way too cool and he's got a metal detector. "Extreme metal detecting"
Gahd I hate that fucking tosser.Quote:
"I'm hours from the nearest medical help, one injury and I could be in serious trouble, the risk of bacterial infection is higher when consuming food found in the wild, I must conserve my energy and I'm dangerously close to dehydration... SO I'LL JUST FUCKING CARTWHEEL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS SAND DUNE I JUST CLIMBED FOR NOT REASON AT ALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY AND DRINK THE LIQUID THAT COMES OUT OF A PILE OF ELEPHANT SHIT WHILE ITS 50 DEGREES IN THE MOTHER FUCKING DESERT!"
Anyone who follows this dickheads advice deserves to die the highly likely, and most probably painful death they will suffer.
Search youtube for Ray Mears.
I forget a few other names. I grew up watching all those aussie ones, malcom douglas, less hiddins i think his name is.
haha and don't forget Troy Dan he was the best LOL
Ill second that 336LJ, the guy is a fucktard
Kickstand FAIL. Wankers.Quote:
All this talk of drinking ones piss, best wash your mouth out.
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This is who taught me bush survival as a kid LOL :DQuote:
quote:Originally posted by 336LJ
BLAH BLAH BLAH....
Anyone who follows this dickheads advice deserves to die the highly likely, and most probably painful death they will suffer.
Search youtube for Ray Mears.
I forget a few other names. I grew up watching all those aussie ones, malcom douglas, less hiddins i think his name is.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WopdIgBG1dA[/youtube]
fuck yeah! that chick has a fucking MAD body!! holy shit. Love all the high def photo's on this site too. (just looked through like 10 albums on there... it is ALL A1 shit!)
Hadta check for a minute that I wasn't logged on to www.worlds-handsomest-cunts.com