THE ONLY THING PLASTIC
ON THIS BIKE IS HER
TITS
ILL GET KILLED FOR THIS ...:D
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THE ONLY THING PLASTIC
ON THIS BIKE IS HER
TITS
ILL GET KILLED FOR THIS ...:D
here are a few
Second place is first loser
may the force not see you
lifes pretty straight without twisties (pinched from somewhere here)
therapy is for quitters
Love those ones, but does my Kat have a fairing or a flyscreen???Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Hillsy
......only cars have windscreens......
.....fairings are for pussies who can't hang on.....
......I swapped my fairing for this shirt......
How about "If the front wheel don't have air under it... you ain't ridin' hard enough" or words to that effect...
Cheers.
Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Iceman
'I went on the ASF fools run and alls I got was crabs... 3 years running!Maybe Dubbo can offer me something new.;)
they have elephants in dubbo davo ;)
Designed in a pub built in a shed
Yes its an old one i know.
Rev Limiters
there to be used
and what made YOU buy THAT?
ugly when it's naked,
that title goes to your wife
stretched arms & bleeding ears = street fighter
stretched ears & bleeding arse = Scooter rider
How about
Streetfighters - putting the Argh back in R
ZX-ARGH
GSX-ARGH
CB-ARGH
FZ-ARGH
boy + bike = man
man + fighter = LEGEND
Streetfighters : Let the good times roll.... over your grandmother.
I FIGHTER...I FUCK...AND I LOVE THE STREET
only sandwiches should be wrapped in plastic....
my bikes only like this cause your wife ran over it
when i stripped my bike i thought of your wife
Do Farts Have Lumps?
I'm Only Fat Cause Your Mum Feeds Me After I Fuck Her
On The 1st Day
SATAN made
STREETFIGHTERS
or
Aussie Streetfighters
Menace to Society
or
STREETFIGHTERS!
Bike
EVILUTION
But I like this one the best.....
YOU CRASH IT!
WE'LL USE IT!
www.streetfighters.com.au
And it's good advertising......
I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color
If the engine is hiding,
it aint worth riding!
.
Shit! Some of these are really good! I guess that's a yes then? Keep 'em coming and I'll choose a few in a week or two.
when god created man, we were naked...
when man created bikes, they were naked...
i didnt get to finish that post, FUCKIN cats walking all over the FUCKIN keyboard...
when god created man, we were naked...
when man created bikes, they were naked...
take a hint, ride a streetfighter...
from a post by pupa smurf
Australia
love it or
fucken leave it
Here are all my attempts at a slogun instead of spread on a few posts (deleted the other posts to save room lol)
1) I'm the good twin officer, my bad twins 50kms up the road by now.
2) If you want plastic, go see Michael Jackson.
3) Wheelies save tyres.....
4) Keep trying, your still behind me LMFAO.....
5) Best things in life are naked... Hot Chicks and Bikes...
6) Speed limits? cops? Laws?.... Dont use those swear words at me
7) Streetfightering is to bikes as Jenny craig is to Fat chicks.... Lose that excess bulk.
8) Careful, this bike has tourettes.. it could go nuts at any time...
9) No oonce Oonce Oonce needed to make this beast desireable.....
10) This bike aint fully sick... its senfuckensational
11) I have only four cylinders and two wheels but it's twice as quick as your V8 with four wheels.
12) My Fetish is fighterin.....
Jarrod
Its a STREETFIGHTER
Why ? Cause Plastic Is gay:(
Streetfighter - Proven on the road
- Not in the pub
YEPQuote:
quote:Originally posted by dazz
from a post by pupa smurf
Australia
love it or
fucken leave it
british by birth,scottish by the grace of god, australian by choice
ill just have this one to me self .....:)
May contain traces of NUTS
.
100%
STREETFIGHTER
kin good m8:DQuote:
quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol
May contain traces of NUTS
.
how fast d'ya wanna go today?
I'm a
LOVER
on a
FIGHTER
[B)] [:0] ;) [:o)] [8D]
Oh yeah,,,,like that one,[:p]Quote:
quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak
I'm a
LOVER
on a
FIGHTER
[B)] [:0] ;) [:o)] [8D]
Not bad that one.Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol
May contain traces of NUTS
.
My bike is
like your wife,
SMALL HEADLIGHTS
but
GREAT BACKEND
[}:)]
[8D][|)]
[:o)]:D[}:)]
[}:)]:)[8D];)
:([:X][8)]:D:D
[B)][:I][:0][:p][^][:o)]
Australia
love it or
fucken leave it
[/quote]
i like that one...
how about
Streetfighters : Go harder then a priest in a boys school.
or
Streetfighters : You cant BUY em like this.
or
My front wheel is up so often I've forgotten what its for.
or
Undue Care? Nah mate didn't care at all.
or
Dude. Where's my bike?
What about a poll????????Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Gix11
Shit! Some of these are really good! I guess that's a yes then? Keep 'em coming and I'll choose a few in a week or two.
Yep, that's what we do when I have enough good ones. Pick the top 10 and vote on them like the previous years.
Just for the record, the previous winners have been:
SATAN IS MY BITCH (from Gibbo)
and
I'M NOT RACIST, I'LL RACE ANYONE (from Turbokat)
0-NUTTER IN 3.6 SECSQuote:
quote:Originally posted by Gix11
Yep, that's what we do when I have enough good ones. Pick the top 10 and vote on them like the previous years.
Just for the record, the previous winners have been:
SATAN IS MY BITCH (from Gibbo)
and
I'M NOT RACIST, I'LL RACE ANYONE (from Turbokat)
Streetfighters
Beyond Infinity
And The Wreckers!
Saw It, Wanted It, Had A Fit ...
Fightered It
Build one of one.. aint no copy here sunshine