Fuck me Sammo, that just made my stomach churn.[xx(][xx(]
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Fuck me Sammo, that just made my stomach churn.[xx(][xx(]
That is one of the worst crash photo's Ive seen. Normally it's a head in a window, but that just made my stomach turn.
Hope they get em both pointing in the same direction again, what is wrong with the other foot? As in, are they painting it just to match the left one?[:o)]
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I reckon Rod may be a little jealous of this bloke [:X]
Fuck me it's the penguin.
thats just fucked up lookin gibbo i would break my leg trying to kick that fuck out of it
Fuck you come out with some funny shit.Quote:
quote:Fuck me it's the penguin.
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haha love it.
Fuckin hell, there'll be more hardware in that ankle than Bunnings.
Hope he heels up well.
Shit, just laughed so hard I think I did a little wee.Quote:
quote:Originally posted by JackTar
Fuck me it's the penguin.
no thanks bro thats fucked!
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and the logies over dubb lol
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that's brilliant nearly as good as being able to breathe out your ears
fuck that ankle reminds me of that movie misery where she belts
his ankle with the block buster [:p]
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dont tell me the mad cunt with the ankle took his own photo ?!!!
Once the drugs kick in and you can't feel shit why not...Quote:
quote:dont tell me the mad cunt with the ankle took his own photo ?!!!
I didn't look at my fingers until I couldn't feel 'em and then took a few snapshots...
Endorphins are amazing things.
I shattered my leg in a similar fashion but the bone sticking out of my boot got partially ground off on the road...
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It hurt initially but lying on the road waiting for the ambo I could have easily taken a few photos. The pain dulled dramatically after a few seconds and was reduced to a vague ache.
My God thats a fucking laugh and a halfQuote:
quote:Originally posted by 336LJ
no thanks bro thats fucked!
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and the logies over dubb lol
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You always know its real bad when you feel a little pain like "oh fuck that was bad" then all of the sudden it don't seem so bad , the body sences bad trauma and kicks in the endorfens and adrenalin you go into shock if its real bad the adrenalin is prob the only thing keeping you ticking over lol.
Too true mate...After the initial whack on my digits it went numb...all the way to the hospital...
Once there the words......
'get me a fukin chair and some fukin drugs NOW' were uttererd and BANG the pain kicked in...until the morphine arrived anyway [:p]
Yep betty decided to kick me off the other day as I was slowing from about $130 coming to an inersection on a private road of course ! I didnt notice the little grease spot as I was laying her over coming to the bend woops why can I see the side of my bike? lol Hmmmmm I'm flying ! Better land on my side I think looks like I'm going fast still lol wow that hurt a bit , hmmmm how's betty sand her up look over bent bars nothing leaking out that shouldn't mirror mount has a scrape knob on brake lever is a little lighter hmmm ignition sensor cover is a little lighter to and the exhaust has some new style .
Whats that a car "hello there you ok" (from 3 chicks that saw the whole thing ) are "yeah whats your number" I ask they say "he's ok" and drive off lol ride betty home then look over myself hmmmm scraped knee sore sholder and a little mark on my hip cool I'm ok ride around looking at new bars etc for the day. Feel like 10 men for all day go to bed at 12:30 that night feeling a little stiff. The next day lol fuck me shoulder is bad and I sleep through tattoo's knee wont bend hmmmm off to doc get xray on shoulder seems i have banged up my AC joint is only a minor separation should be ok in 6 weeks doc sez just dont ride the bike till after then , didn't have the heart to tell him I rode betty there lol
Adrenalin kept me going all day when I came off the next day though fuck me and it was only a little off haha last time I had a big one I woke in hospital a week later on real good drugs lol
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Just a scratch compared to the pore fucker with his leg all fucked to bits. But could have been MUCH worse fuck I love my leathers pitty I wasnt wearing my pants instead of jeans! Carbon knuckel protectors have a nice hole in em few scuffs on the leather jacket and the ASF patch has some gravel rash. Wrecked my good blue jeans guess it will teach me to wear anything other than black haha
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talking about adrenalin i had a doc do a house call early friday morning.... managed to drop a few vials out of his bag.... hmm adrenalin ... anyone got a syringe :)
those alf stewart clips are classic
are you serious?? be very careful with the doasge amount adrenaline is very serious stuff bro
yep serious three vials two of some drug dylerblahhhh whatever not half as interesting as the vial of adrenalin ... just glad my 2 year old didnt find it although i doubt she would have broken the vial open
fuck you crack me up sammo .....i would love to know how you know that
He's seen pulp fiction.
he is prob to young for that blowie
Apparantly in a lifetime you only use the very tip of a teaspoon of Adrenalin which is produced naturally if and when its required.
I agree with you Sammo, take care if you are going anywhere near that stuff!
Be very very careful with it little large !!!!!! Most Vials are 1mg dose's disolved in eather 1ml or 10 ml (1000/1 or 10,000/1) and this Will (highly likely) Kill you if injected intervavenusly in one hit, Intromusuclar is the way to go and in dose's of 0.2 to 0.3 mg slowly!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T TELL YOU THIS SO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tell you in the hope you will eather hand it in , very very dangerous in the wrong hands. Kids dose's for this shit are worked out by the kilo and 0.01 per KG Hand it in so it can save a kids life mate. Anaflaxis (alergerys that kill are teated with this stuff that vial could save 10 kids lives)
On a side bar (much less responsable note) its great shit, and my parents were very disapointed when i didnt want to be a doctor at high school.
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Football rules explained for women.
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