Sweaty Socks!

An answer that only a child from Glasgow could think of.

I was testing the children in my local Sunday school class to see if
they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and
gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'

Again, the answer was, 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.

Hey, this was fun! 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave
sweets to all the children, and loved my wife would that get me into
Heaven?' I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, 'NO!' I was just bursting with pride for
them.

Well, I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'

A six-year-old boy from Glasgow shouted out,

'YOU'VE GOT TAE BE F*CKIN' DEID`