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HOS
06-04-2010, 11:13 PM
Complete...... it does`nt get any more complete than this.
My own build, spec and design.


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HOS
06-04-2010, 11:18 PM
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HOS
06-04-2010, 11:25 PM
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sen
07-04-2010, 10:07 AM
That's mental! I love it..

lurch
07-04-2010, 10:58 AM
Very nice. Must be a mental ride.

Not keen on the yellow wheels, but it ain't my bike :D

Zooks
07-04-2010, 11:41 AM
I've got a woody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fimpBIKES
07-04-2010, 12:17 PM
not to be messed with!

holyman_999
07-04-2010, 01:24 PM
Dude! that thing looks fucking nuts!!! Got any detailed specs to chuck up? (it'll probably all be gibberish to me, but I'll read it and pretend I know what I'm looking at, rub my chin and go "HMMM, interesting" a lot!)

latheboy
07-04-2010, 03:15 PM
Your missing a cap screw on the steering damper mount;)

Looks good for a fairy bike:D

Neat job on the fairy around the belt, what size rotrex is that?

Zooks
07-04-2010, 03:50 PM
quote:Originally posted by holyman_999

.............. rub my chin and go "HMMM, .....................


Chin?????? [:I]

HOS
07-04-2010, 06:37 PM
quote:Originally posted by latheboy

Your missing a cap screw on the steering damper mount;)

Looks good for a fairy bike:D

Neat job on the fairy around the belt, what size rotrex is that?


C30 :)

Its a very large ugly bastard fairy that rides it :D

HOS
07-04-2010, 10:15 PM
quote:Originally posted by holyman_999

Dude! that thing looks fucking nuts!!! Got any detailed specs to chuck up? (it'll probably all be gibberish to me, but I'll read it and pretend I know what I'm looking at, rub my chin and go "HMMM, interesting" a lot!)


Full Spec... [:p]

• 2002 Hayabusa in blue and black.
• Yoshimura Cyclone stainless steel 4 into 1 modified race header pipework.
• Yoshimura Cyclone stainless steel Tri-oval race can.
• DataTool Evo alarm.
• Custom chrome exhaust hanger bracket.(Pillion pegs removed)
• Rotrex C30 supercharger.
• Rotrex supercharger drive kit.
• JE Turbo pistons.
• Pair valves blanked.
• Cometic gaskets to head and barrel.
• Stock Busa cams and valve springs.
• Custom made alloy plenum chamber.
• Bosch 004 fuel pump and class 1 race regulator (up to 500bhp)
• Power Commander III USB multi port hub.
• Power Commander ignition module (For future electronic shifter)
• Odessys Extreme PC310 race battery.
• 3 bar map sensor.
• 2 days dyno set up for fuelling.
• 2 x Switchable power outputs from a handlebar switch.
• Welded clutch centre with HD springs.
• Intercooler for S/C.
• New Earls engine oil cooler and relocated.
• Earls engine adaptors and oil lines.
• Heavy duty race fuel lines.
• Samco dump valve.
* Orient Express billet alloy clutch casing.
* Custom chromed alloy pulley shield.
* Ohlins over tank adjustable steering damper kit.
• 6” over stock polished Busa swingarm with welded billet alloy extensions.
• New OE swingarm bearings, spacers and dust seals.
• Alloy custom made adjustable rear brake torque arm.
* PMR billet alloy top yoke.
• Pazzo Racing levers black/black shorties.
• Black billet alloy handlebar reservoir tops.
• Polished rear brake master cylinder with “clear tube” reservoir.
• Pro-Bolt Titanium rear axle nut.
• Pro-Bolt Titanium calliper pinch bolts front and rear.
• Pro-Bolt Titanium calliper mounting bolts front and rear.
• Pro-Bolt Stainless steel disc (rotor) bolts front and rear.
• Pro-Bolt Stainless steel full set of fairing fasteners.
• Pro-Bolt Stainless steel windscreen fasteners.
• Pro-Bolt Stainless steel rear suspension linkage bolts.
* Pro-Bolt Stainless steel fork leg pinch bolts.
* Stainless steel rear calliper bleed nipples.
* Stainless steel front calliper bleed nipples.
• Stainless steel rear calliper banjo bolts.
• Stainless steel front calliper banjo bolts.
* Anodised alloy rear sprocket nuts with steel thread inserts.
• Stock Busa wheels, stripped and de-lettered, polished rims and painted.
• New OE wheel bearings and new OE cush drive rubbers.
• DID XHD gold drag chain
* Supersprox gold anodised alloy and steel rear sprocket.
• Renthal steel front sprocket.
• Mototori wave discs front and rear.
• Harris Engineering billet alloy rear sets.
• Harris Racing quick release billet alloy tank filler cap. (Part chromed)
• Goodridge stainless steel and plastic and sleeved front brake lines.
• LED stop lamp with integral indicators clear rear light.
• Custom rear license plate bracket.
* Suzuki K2 GSXR1000 mirrors.
* Carbon fibre fairing inners.
• Stainless steel bar ends
• DB screen in blue.
* Renthal Pro grips.
* LikWid Art Busa graphics.

mitch.lax
07-04-2010, 10:30 PM
quote:Originally posted by HOS


Full Spec... [:p]

• Loads of mental shit...



Mustn't be too fast with only that gear on it [:p]

HOS
07-04-2010, 10:40 PM
quote:Originally posted by mitch500


quote:Originally posted by HOS


Full Spec... [:p]

• Loads of mental shit...



Mustn't be too fast with only that gear on it [:p]


Yeah :)

"Extreme Performance Special" ;)

Surt
07-04-2010, 11:54 PM
so wat the definition Hos? orient express? [8D] btw i didnt know they set air con on goldwings! [:0] how effective is it? do crows fall frosen around 3 meters of the bike?

:)

Zooks
08-04-2010, 01:04 AM
I'd love to see some pics of this bike against a good background. Workshop, twisty road, beach, pub carpark with other bikes in background etc etc.

That would look absolutely sweet (not that we don't love your driveway dude :D ).

Calender material for sure.

stu
08-04-2010, 08:55 PM
Mate, that is awesome. Must put a BIG smile on your dial.

HOS
08-04-2010, 11:15 PM
quote:Originally posted by stu

Mate, that is awesome. Must put a BIG smile on your dial.


Certainly has stu mate ;)

A lot of rush [:p]

HOS
08-04-2010, 11:32 PM
Now it may surprise a few people........... but I have decided to sell the bike on.

I`ve taken it to its furthest conclusion for a real world day to day road bike.

Got to be 100% honest with you, but my days of big speed are over.
I`ve done more numbers on the speedo than I would ever want to discuss other than amongst close bike mates (It was them that made me do it:D).
Sailed very close to the wind with my freedom at times. I`ve been taking the piss for a long time.

When I bought the Buell in 2007 it started a process of change in my head. The thought that I can have just as much fun at real world speeds. With the large amount of titanium I have inside of me, one minor "off" could see me bleed to death very fast. So I have other bikes to play with that are getting used like the Busa isnt. Bikes that are a little more sane. You need A LOT of mental focus, strength and aggression to ride the Busa properly. Its a state of mind and one I have moved away from.

Yep, I`m entering those twilight years of biking.... and I`ve even joined a bike club. ;)[8D] A good ride out club with some good bro`s and a lot of mutual respect.

The busa is a beautiful bike and I sit and look at it knowing my heart isnt in it anymore. That might sound crazy, but my time with balls out speed is over.

Riding a stock Busa or a piped and chipped Busa is quite a surprising experience for most 1st time Hayabusa riders.
But this bike in comparison is right out there in mad hatter territory ! My alter ego...... crazy and fucked in the head ;):D

Please will someone restore some slight normality in my life and take this bike away having placed some folding paper type money in my hands ? ;)[:o)]:)

It needs a good home.

Redmohawk
09-04-2010, 09:07 AM
Takes a big man to say it's time to slow down dude, will pass on the info to a fellow busa rider he isn't cashed up but would prob sell 3 or 4 toys (and his girlfriend) to play with that toy!

Redmohawk
09-04-2010, 03:27 PM
Hmmm just realised where your from dude he loves it but the swim over would kill him lol

HOS
09-04-2010, 05:46 PM
Sorry mate,
I assumed everyone knows I`m from England.

Its going on Ebay at some time.

HOS
09-04-2010, 05:58 PM
In the UK people on the street don`t bother with loud piped bikes, because they are everywhere.

But the sound of this bike really turns heads amongst everyone, they wonder wtf is that ???
The sound of a blown bike is different.

The Yoshi is very loud, not bassey, just raw loud.
When the blower spins up it gets a high pitch turbine whine almost like a harsh buzz ?
Then the pressure regulator valve hisses loud after you`ve wind the throttle in hard and then ramp it off slowly.

Insane game on the motorway:
Whack it down the slip road hitting the fast lane in about 2 seconds flat.
Sit there and do an all round observation, if clear...
Wind the stearing damper up, cog it down 1 and wind the throttle fucking HARD !!!!!!

WARP DRIVE !!!! YEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA !!!!!
Addictive man [:o)]

Get off quickly at next avialable junction... ;)

RevHead
10-04-2010, 07:40 PM
not fuckin bad

NoZ
12-04-2010, 09:57 AM
quote:Originally posted by Zooks

I'd love to see some pics of this bike against a good background. Workshop, twisty road, beach, pub carpark with other bikes in background etc etc.

That would look absolutely sweet (not that we don't love your driveway dude :D ).

Calender material for sure.


He only has to ask. 'ere Hos... when you want them pics doing? And are you gonna wear yer fairy outfit and pose on it? hahahaha sweet bike mate [:p]

HOS
17-04-2010, 05:55 PM
quote:Originally posted by NoZ


quote:Originally posted by Zooks

I'd love to see some pics of this bike against a good background. Workshop, twisty road, beach, pub carpark with other bikes in background etc etc.

That would look absolutely sweet (not that we don't love your driveway dude :D ).

Calender material for sure.


He only has to ask. 'ere Hos... when you want them pics doing? And are you gonna wear yer fairy outfit and pose on it? hahahaha sweet bike mate [:p]


Hmmm.... maybe not with the fairy outfit [:0]
:D

HOS
17-04-2010, 05:58 PM
Its up on Ebay if anyone would like to share with some other mates who might be interested, please do ?


Item number: 290425922385


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290425922385&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:GB:1123

Surt
17-04-2010, 07:27 PM
i would bid first if a low reserve price Colin... could u set it at J0.01[?] ;)

HOS
19-04-2010, 06:07 PM
quote:Originally posted by Surt

i would bid first if a low reserve price Colin... could u set it at J0.01[?] ;)


Yes but I`d have to set the reserve at 1000,000,000,000 :D:)

Surt
20-04-2010, 12:26 AM
1000,000,000,000 what? atoms?? wasted souls??? [}:)] u wont sell it on egay matey only at london's motor vendors, fetch er there! though my opinion its a crime to sell her after all jobs done and for that sum [V] ur gonna regret about that old boy [xx(]

HOS
20-04-2010, 02:52 AM
quote:Originally posted by Surt

1000,000,000,000 what? atoms?? wasted souls??? [}:)] u wont sell it on egay matey only at london's motor vendors, fetch er there! though my opinion its a crime to sell her after all jobs done and for that sum [V] ur gonna regret about that old boy [xx(]


Depends on how materialistic you are?
It doesnt all boil down to money my mate ;)

I got smacked really hard in 2001 and nearly checked out twice on the same day, a lot of my serious injuries were never diagnosed, these injuries are for life and they deteriorate slowly and invasively. Its no fun when you live with pain 24/7 and it does`nt get better. Its a factor in what I ride and how much a bike demands of me physically and mentally. ;)

I`ve moved on from the balls out speed thing. Simples :)

Surt
20-04-2010, 03:18 AM
thats sad to hear Hos... yup im materialistic and atheistic to the core, but though i dont trust in money like fucken yanks, i believe one must pay off for everything so if u can sell a stocky busa for 7 grand quids why would u sell her after INVESTING IN i guess another 7,000 quids? yeah i believe in logic, am i an idiot?http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1271761883.gif

HOS
20-04-2010, 03:50 AM
quote:Originally posted by Surt

thats sad to hear Hos... yup im materialistic and atheistic to the core, but though i dont trust in money like fucken yanks, i believe one must pay off for everything so if u can sell a stocky busa for 7 grand quids why would u sell her after INVESTING IN i guess another 7,000 quids? yeah i believe in logic, am i an idiot?http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1271761883.gif



Logic and common sense don`t really apply living in chaos. ;)
Less than 2 year old Gen2 Busas are going for £6k.
Recession has hit the UK very hard my mate, thats why turbo bikes with much bigger spending arent selling for £9000.
I had to pitch it in at a realistic price knowing the market.
Anything is only worth what someone will pay for it?

I aint a standing still kinda guy and I have other plans.

Ask anyone who`s spent mega bucks on customising their bikes? You never ever get back anywhere near what you put into it, thats the way its always been. Even Harleys :D

Someone is gonna bag a bargian with mine and fair play to em !

HOS
20-04-2010, 03:56 AM
Surt, I`ve got £12,000 worth of titanium custom made internal engineering. An expensive arse as my lady puts it ;):D

I should`nt be here really, cheated the grim reaper big stylee !!!! [:p]

Surt
20-04-2010, 05:23 AM
quote:Originally posted by HOS


quote:Originally posted by Surt

thats sad to hear Hos... yup im materialistic and atheistic to the core, but though i dont trust in money like fucken yanks, i believe one must pay off for everything so if u can sell a stocky busa for 7 grand quids why would u sell her after INVESTING IN i guess another 7,000 quids? yeah i believe in logic, am i an idiot?http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1271761883.gif



Logic and common sense don`t really apply living in chaos. ;)
Less than 2 year old Gen2 Busas are going for £6k.
Recession has hit the UK very hard my mate, thats why turbo bikes with much bigger spending arent selling for £9000.
I had to pitch it in at a realistic price knowing the market.
Anything is only worth what someone will pay for it?

I aint a standing still kinda guy and I have other plans.

Ask anyone who`s spent mega bucks on customising their bikes? You never ever get back anywhere near what you put into it, thats the way its always been. Even Harleys :D

Someone is gonna bag a bargian with mine and fair play to em !


then u gotta be realistic before spending brass in vain even if u ride a hardly :D
if u build a bike for sale, ur gonna expect to get it all back with profit? or its wiser to spend it for more pleasant amusements ;) next time u better of thinkin twice about ur next project. smart blokes customise OTHER blokes's bikes :D

Surt
20-04-2010, 05:29 AM
quote:Originally posted by HOS

Surt, I`ve got £12,000 worth of titanium custom made internal engineering. An expensive arse as my lady puts it ;):D

I should`nt be here really, cheated the grim reaper big stylee !!!! [:p]






fuck in that case they wont let u in on qantas' flight HOS! nfw!! d'u have a multiport hook up as well? [B)]

HOS
20-04-2010, 06:24 AM
quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by HOS


quote:Originally posted by Surt

thats sad to hear Hos... yup im materialistic and atheistic to the core, but though i dont trust in money like fucken yanks, i believe one must pay off for everything so if u can sell a stocky busa for 7 grand quids why would u sell her after INVESTING IN i guess another 7,000 quids? yeah i believe in logic, am i an idiot?http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1271761883.gif



Logic and common sense don`t really apply living in chaos. ;)
Less than 2 year old Gen2 Busas are going for £6k.
Recession has hit the UK very hard my mate, thats why turbo bikes with much bigger spending arent selling for £9000.
I had to pitch it in at a realistic price knowing the market.
Anything is only worth what someone will pay for it?

I aint a standing still kinda guy and I have other plans.

Ask anyone who`s spent mega bucks on customising their bikes? You never ever get back anywhere near what you put into it, thats the way its always been. Even Harleys :D

Someone is gonna bag a bargian with mine and fair play to em !



if u build a bike for sale, ur gonna expect to get it all back with profit?


As I said Surt it does`nt work like that over here mate.

We build them for pleasure knowing when you come to sell it you will never get back what you have put into it.

Cant` put it any more simple then that.

mozza
20-04-2010, 08:23 PM
love the bike mate, there a great bike. Power can be very addictive, first time I rode mine I thought it was insane but these days it gets a flogging with plenty of throttle

Surt
21-04-2010, 03:37 AM
quote:Originally posted by HOS


quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by HOS


quote:Originally posted by Surt

thats sad to hear Hos... yup im materialistic and atheistic to the core, but though i dont trust in money like fucken yanks, i believe one must pay off for everything so if u can sell a stocky busa for 7 grand quids why would u sell her after INVESTING IN i guess another 7,000 quids? yeah i believe in logic, am i an idiot?http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1271761883.gif



Logic and common sense don`t really apply living in chaos. ;)
Less than 2 year old Gen2 Busas are going for £6k.
Recession has hit the UK very hard my mate, thats why turbo bikes with much bigger spending arent selling for £9000.
I had to pitch it in at a realistic price knowing the market.
Anything is only worth what someone will pay for it?

I aint a standing still kinda guy and I have other plans.

Ask anyone who`s spent mega bucks on customising their bikes? You never ever get back anywhere near what you put into it, thats the way its always been. Even Harleys :D

Someone is gonna bag a bargian with mine and fair play to em !



if u build a bike for sale, ur gonna expect to get it all back with profit?


As I said Surt it does`nt work like that over here mate.

We build them for pleasure knowing when you come to sell it you will never get back what you have put into it.

Cant` put it any more simple then that.


are we talking mysterious pommish soul Hos? yeah i've read Dostoyevsky's! [}:)]

HOS
21-04-2010, 05:33 AM
quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by HOS


quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by HOS


quote:Originally posted by Surt

thats sad to hear Hos... yup im materialistic and atheistic to the core, but though i dont trust in money like fucken yanks, i believe one must pay off for everything so if u can sell a stocky busa for 7 grand quids why would u sell her after INVESTING IN i guess another 7,000 quids? yeah i believe in logic, am i an idiot?http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1271761883.gif



Logic and common sense don`t really apply living in chaos. ;)
Less than 2 year old Gen2 Busas are going for £6k.
Recession has hit the UK very hard my mate, thats why turbo bikes with much bigger spending arent selling for £9000.
I had to pitch it in at a realistic price knowing the market.
Anything is only worth what someone will pay for it?

I aint a standing still kinda guy and I have other plans.

Ask anyone who`s spent mega bucks on customising their bikes? You never ever get back anywhere near what you put into it, thats the way its always been. Even Harleys :D

Someone is gonna bag a bargian with mine and fair play to em !



if u build a bike for sale, ur gonna expect to get it all back with profit?


As I said Surt it does`nt work like that over here mate.

We build them for pleasure knowing when you come to sell it you will never get back what you have put into it.

Cant` put it any more simple then that.


are we talking mysterious pommish soul Hos? yeah i've read Dostoyevsky's! [}:)]


Yeah I`ve had that Dostoyevskys mate, couldnt get off the bog for days !!! [xx(]

Surt
21-04-2010, 11:38 AM
ok if u dont like my idea Hos to fetch 'er to long dunn [:p] to sell it to a reach jew from rusland [:0] then another idea of selling er to Jon Ciburrt of Essex, his late grannys family jewels'd afford that and also we could attend on some frigging 'whore and piss' novel /Dostoyevskys eh?/ [:p] on fightering er lol!

HOS
21-04-2010, 06:08 PM
Take a look at the custom Busa on the same page as mine ?.... £18,000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For a lardarse rear tyre and a paint job ? Yeah right ! :D

Surt
22-04-2010, 07:18 AM
what page? where? j18000 sounds fairer to me unless u need to sell her urgently i guess better off putting er in a show room on commision, not sure if its right term but u know wat i mean: u set ur price and a vendor adds ones interest, everyones happy, but it could take a while for the sale otoh u can sell her cheapn'fast and bite ur elbows watching her selling 2 times more expensive [xx(]

HOS
24-04-2010, 03:46 AM
2 bids on tonight and its hit reserve........ GAME ON !

Must be eager, its a bit early to start bidding ?

Bikes running perfect ! Fired it up last night, sounds like an F111 in the back garden.
That racing battery made a whole big difference, one dab of the button and bang in it comes ! Sweet.

Mind you are we have spectacular weather here. [8D][8D][8D]
Shit loads of bikes out on the road today !!
All those planes being grounded means we`ve had no cloud seeding for days :D

HOS
26-04-2010, 02:51 AM
Guy from Nottingham on Tues last week wanted to bring down £7500 in cash early on thursday morning and pick the bike up.
OK sorted got the bike ready, thinking yeah thats cool.
After talking to this absolute cunt on the phone for hours he never showed up on thursday. Rang his Mrs at 12pm the day he was sposed to come and she say he`s gone to his cousins and they are going on holiday tomorrow. 100% plausible to total wanker in 24 hours.

Things are not going well with the current successful bidder.
Wants a test ride, the ad say "no test pilots".
He wants to test ride it out on the road with no tax, no MOT and his own 3rd party insurance... uh hu... yeah yeah... no test ride and he says he will not buy it.

Even if he puts the full amount in cash in my hand on approval and test rides it at his own risk. He could wreck the clutch and gearbox, bring it back and say no thats bolloxed mate give me my cash back.

I really aint that stoopid.

:(

HOS
26-04-2010, 02:55 AM
This guy reckons he will ride it back 180 plus miles up the motorway and the ANPR cameras will not pick the bike up...... yeah really ?

Bike aint taxed or MOT`d. Says no test pilots.
He reckons he can test ride it, then ride it 180 miles back home illegally, no problem.

I would be prosecuted if he killed someone after I knowingly let him ride my bike away when it isnt road legal.

I`m taking the bid off. :(

Surt
26-04-2010, 04:52 AM
perhaps he wanted it for drug traffickin or sumfink? [8D]

Surt
26-04-2010, 04:54 AM
anyway he sounded not like an englishman but rather like a foreigner right mate? [:p]

HOS
26-04-2010, 04:58 AM
Your words not mine old fella ! ;)

Not many proper stand up Brits left here ya know :D
All down the suvvern hemisphere :)

HOS
26-04-2010, 07:55 AM
Got some muppet via Ebay wants to know where Mark Fishers unit is !

Oh yeah, no problem mate I`ll give you directions as well mate yeah.
Do`nt bother about my bike for fucking sale I`ll just show where his well hidden unit is..... fuckin ell :(:(:(

Been a long day thanks to the usual oxygen depleters...

Surt
26-04-2010, 11:38 PM
bwahaha! mark fischer's unit! there where air con is! [}:)] is the 1 whos bid now? :D shame on ya Colin u gonna kill the poor wretched bastard with ur abusar! [}:)][}:)][}:)]

HOS
27-04-2010, 01:39 AM
quote:Originally posted by Surt

bwahaha! mark fischer's unit! there where air con is! [}:)] is the 1 whos bid now? :D shame on ya Colin u gonna kill the poor wretched bastard with ur abusar! [}:)][}:)][}:)]


Being nice to fuckwits does`nt come easy to me ?

:D

Surt
27-04-2010, 07:45 AM
congrats mate! 1 off [8D]

HOS
30-04-2010, 05:15 AM
I have a baaaadddddd feeling.... [V]

Surt
30-04-2010, 05:24 AM
wat? the launch a.o.k. still no signal on radars? over :D

HOS
30-04-2010, 05:35 AM
The big old bear is growling under his breath....

Way too many oxygen depleters [xx(]

Surt
30-04-2010, 05:43 AM
u can keep the prepaid j500 in that case for soothing ur bear brummie boy ;)

HOS
30-04-2010, 05:05 PM
quote:Originally posted by Surt

u can keep the prepaid j500 in that case for soothing ur bear brummie boy ;)


Deposit aint been paid via Paypal. Deadline for dep was last night.
Guy wants to come satdee and pay cash, so he said on tuesday, aint heared from him since despite us leaving him messages.

We`ve allready had 3 wannabees "with cash" doing that but never showed up or wanted test rides.
I reckon they just wanted to test ride it with no intention of buying it.

Wtf is wrong with so called "bikers" nowadays ?

HOS
30-04-2010, 05:10 PM
Tell you summat, the bike is totally genuine and we are totally genuine.
But these guys get all defensive when we mention other people have messed us around and really get upset saying they arent like that.

Yeah but they are. Why bullshit ? [:o)]



Money talks.... bullshit walks ;):D

Surt
30-04-2010, 06:25 PM
well if it not about money as u've said earlier Hos i could come and take er home to spare u a spot for ur trike of electrodeath [:p] not that i need er badly just to get er naked and to have some fun ;) ahh yeah i could sell er much more profitable than $10000 here when the funs over [:o)]

HOS
30-04-2010, 07:59 PM
I`m sure you`d play properly with it ;):)

It would`nt run on Vodka or methane though mate [:p]

Surt
30-04-2010, 08:09 PM
im sure it doesnt... 98 unleaded is ok? from british petroleum mate [:p] nah i could try to find a buyer here there r lotsa fat geese over here [V] i mean it!

HOS
30-04-2010, 10:21 PM
The British propoganda news said Puttin had taken the BP refinery in Russia back ? :D

Whats your propoganda news say ? :)

HOS
30-04-2010, 10:26 PM
Just talked to the guy.... lotta naff excuses.....
I reckon he aint got the money....[^]

Giving him plenty of chances.

Surt
01-05-2010, 06:32 AM
quote:Originally posted by HOS

The British propoganda news said Puttin had taken the BP refinery in Russia back ? :D

Whats your propoganda news say ? :)




i dont listen to them all i know there r plenties of bp gas station around and gas is 10-15 %% more expensive there than at others' [xx(] i really got no idea bout their kamasutra with putin and other dicks [}:)]

HOS
01-05-2010, 08:20 AM
quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by HOS

The British propoganda news said Puttin had taken the BP refinery in Russia back ? :D

Whats your propoganda news say ? :)




i dont listen to them all i know there r plenties of bp gas station around and gas is 10-15 %% more expensive there than at others' [xx(] i really got no idea bout their kamasutra with putin and other dicks [}:)]


BP just anounced a major rise in profits... aha haha
Mind you that big fuck up off the Gulf of Mexico is gonna cost them sweet.

Well the guy called me eventually. ;)
Collecting the bike tomorrow...... we hope.
Two more bikes to get finished...[8D]

Surt
01-05-2010, 09:49 PM
yeah considering the damage to the environment bp must be busted thats not an 'ordinary' oil tankers accident - 5,000 barrels (1,000 ton) a day!

im sure if u get the foto of oil spill its shaped like the devil's face [}:)] ragnarok continues!

Surt
01-05-2010, 10:12 PM
ok i of found it meself:

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1272774910.gif


borrowed from bbc so thats wat ur propaganda shows :D

HOS
02-05-2010, 07:19 AM
Was`nt an explosion that dropped it, reckon it was a quake ;)

NOAA is allegedly deleting data off its seismic site allegedly.
Lemura is rising.

HOS
02-05-2010, 07:22 AM
Surt, the guy came today at 2pm and proceeded to mess me around for 2 hours trying to get the price down.
Sighing and sucking his teeth, whining about minor details.
I`m not known for my tolerance of fuckwits and found it incredibly difficult not throw him out with my size 12 up his arse.

A total deadhead and stoner to boot. Comes from far east coast. OK there isnt a lot going on out there, so whytf buy summat like this

After shooting down his lame dick reasons for 2 hours to try and beat me down on his winning auction bid, he latched onto a slight split in the tail unit
plastics. So I had a spare tail unit in the shed which he didnt realise is scratched to hell. He was delighted and agreed to pay the full price he`d already bid.

To paint the other tail unit will cost him far more than repairing the slight split would have done.
End result he`s 100% lost my good feeling which mean she gets zero advise or help from me if he wants any. So hes fucked now.

BDODs ..........................but the bikes sold and thats what matters ;)

HOS
02-05-2010, 07:24 AM
Appreciate your moral support mate ;):):)

Surt
02-05-2010, 11:03 AM
dont mention it mate! i'd luv to see the movie of the event... or at least any pics? hopefully he WON'T break his neck on ur bike [:p]

HOS
03-05-2010, 02:13 AM
I think he was more used to North American farming plant :D

Do`nt wish him any harm, I reckon he`s just one of those guys who wants to "win" in the deal in some way no matter how small.

Surt
03-05-2010, 12:32 PM
well he's paid in full thats substantional the rest is lyrics :) so how much the evil gay ripped of ya Hos? ;) mind u u owe me 10% of the cleared sum plus 50 quids to asf for supporting ur bike sale [}:)]

HOS
04-05-2010, 06:09 AM
Had to go mate, big rapid dino powered bikes like that are allready extinct.

In 12 months it would be worthless.

Yamaha are soon to be pulling out of all petrol bike production and going into hybrids and alternative energy powered bikes.

Its getting that serious. ;)

Surt
04-05-2010, 12:43 PM
yup agreed mate its gonna be a very rainy summer this year! http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1273034684.gif

Surt
05-05-2010, 08:57 AM
they say arny banned on the shelf oil rigs in cal i would hate ride e-bikes though a hydrogen cell would be a fun to watch it blows [}:)]

HOS
06-05-2010, 06:18 AM
Dino power days are numbered if the global elite have it their way.

I have read that Yamaha are pulling the R1 and its other big bikes soon, or very soon.
They are switching to hybrids and other fueling for smaller capacity machines.

The whole global warming thing or climate change whatever is a natural process.

Its all decidedly wank :D

Surt
06-05-2010, 08:08 AM
oh d'u think the aliens wont let us warm up our planet anymore? i thought they r used to a tad higher temp and more CO and NO2 in the atmosphere? i believe the world elite r suckin their little green pricks and will do what they say [V]