Heya I'm Surt of Muspelheim :D

[Surt]

g'day mates i guess everyone passed thru this section... cept me [B)] well its all Si's fault, he'd just given me a link to his thread bout my kooky bike [:p]http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=13899 and here u r: i jumped out like a mexican out of myself with happiness :)
well about myself: i hate bikes and dont speak english, so im aparently in a right place... the reason to join here is a hope that jolly good aussies would help me to by a new woman... i mean an inflatable woman coz the old one is fucked out flat, all patches and holes [V]

[Jup]

PMSL, now that's an intro! Surt style!

[Gitzy]

Welcome to the <s>Surtness</s> I mean Madness mate, you strange little fellow.. ;) come to think of it i dont think i ever introduced myself.. how rude of me..

[geesexar]

welcome to the madness surt...i think i know you from a dream i once had!!!

[alien-nation]

WELCOME TO THE SADENESS STURT!

[Gix11]

Two Russian IP posts above with the same IP as your last post. Wouldn't have anything to do with you now would it Surt? Alter egos perhaps?

[sharky]

Nah, just the voices in 'is head

[Surt]

les call it coincidence Si! :D hopefully u kunt see the trail of sites i visit from my ip [:o)]

thanks all mates for welcomin me... again! im sincerely touched [:I] Gitzy matey the only issue with my size is that i have to wear chutes for clothes and its hard to find a chute of right colour ie black the 2 last cheerers, legion and alienation, return a favour to u! ;)

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by Gitzy

come to think of it i dont think i ever introduced myself.. how rude of me..


its better late than never Gitzy! ;)

[Surt]

ok the real cause of the thread was my contemplating - is there a word contemplating? - the fact that lots of new chums to the forum get slaps for starting to post right after their bikes had appeared in ur ride area, i just think that Si or Large ought to warn a potential new comer to go to introduction area before entering other sections... that would help to avoid "newb's mistakes" am i right? or am i right?

[Jup]

quote:Originally posted by Surt

les call it coincidence Si! :D hopefully u kunt see the trail of sites i visit from my ip [:o)]

thanks all mates for welcomin me... again! im sincerely touched [:I] Gitzy matey the only issue with my size is that i have to wear chutes for clothes and its hard to find a chute of right colour ie black the 2 last cheerers, legion and alienation, return a favour to u! ;)


Maybe Si can't, but I can you freak (nerds rule!) lol!


quote:Originally posted by Gix11

Two Russian IP posts above with the same IP as your last post. Wouldn't have anything to do with you now would it Surt? Alter egos perhaps?


LOL Si, it's Russia mate, they only have one IP address to share amongst the lot of them, and even that goes offline when the hamster gets tired...

[Gix11]

There you go, you learn something every day....

[dingo]

[:0] another Surt [:0]
[}:)] or is it the evil twin [}:)]
welcome to all of you ;)

[Redmohawk]

welcome mate

[Surt]

btw yeah Jups right, one and only ip for the whole/hole?/ eastern europe middle east and northern territory i guess they lending it each other those hamsters and yup again i no u kan trace me coz im meetin u on the weirdest sites, like that disabled porn channel ;)

hi Carl im not sure which twin uv mentioned i guess im not him... or so i think ;)

red mohawk thanks injun dont listen to the nerds lisn to me! :)

[bluemk1]

where the fuck is Muspelheim?

im from russia but i know fuck all about the place, was only young when we jumped in the cargo hold of a plane to get here.

[Surt]

Muspelheim is SEwards from Asgard mate, not in this world :) so have u hijacked the plane tell me more im just researching options :D

[bluemk1]

im no help mate, we came in all legal back in the late 80's

best advice i can give is get a sponsor for work or come in as a russian bride [:X]

[Surt]

yeah sponsor! im not kostya dzu :D and im not a virgin either! [:I]

[bluemk1]

no i meant someone that is willing to give you work, im not sure of the exact requirements for it but i know it can be done.
not a virgin?
no problem
everyone here wants a russian bride

[Surt]

yeah i got u bout the sponsor, can u imagine an employer who would invite a foreigner who he doesnt know, also he'd have to fill in shitloads of forms not real, as for bride, i'd rather marry ur mum or granny ;)

[bluemk1]

well both are single and available

though i suggest the granny as she is more stable, my mum is a bit nurotic, you know how those crazy russian women can be!

[Jup]

quote:i no u kan trace me coz im meetin u on the weirdest sites, like that disabled porn channel

You promised you'd never tell! Besides, it was only one time, and I needed the money...

[Surt]

wat do u mean stable is she at least alive?

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by Jup


quote:i no u kan trace me coz im meetin u on the weirdest sites, like that disabled porn channel

You promised you'd never tell! Besides, it was only one time, and I needed the money...


forget it matey u cant blame a girl for tryin ;)

[bluemk1]

quote:Originally posted by Surt

wat do u mean stable is she at least alive?


is it a deal breaker if she isnt? :D

[zx12argh]

Giddyup Surt, love your frankenbike builds mate ;)

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by bluemk1


quote:Originally posted by Surt

wat do u mean stable is she at least alive?


is it a deal breaker if she isnt? :D

pm me their fotos mate i'd sort out a prettier one! [:p] otoh, ur granny is already more preferable as i wouldnt have the bloody inlaws!

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by zx12argh

Giddyup Surt, love your frankenbike builds mate ;)


thanks mate hows it said about busy hands... or idle hands... forgotten! [B)] ahhh yeap busy hands are Satan's playground!!! [}:)]

[Macca2010]

Hey Surt you would get on alright over here in aussie so long as you like lots to drink and you are a little crazy but being russian you have already passed the test with flyin fuckin colours.(Welcome)

[Surt]

thanks Macca welkum urself! im not a little crazy im just mad [}:)] missed ur idea bout flyin colours test mate? :D

[Macca2010]

It means you have passed the test 100 out of 100 cheers

[Surt]

hahaha i kunt remember any tests i passed lately mate?