World Cup Squads Just Announced

[BillyWhizz888]

The following squads have just been announced for the 2010 World Cup
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BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Pinnochio
Libero
Vimto Memento Borneo Tango
Cheerio Subbuteo
Scenario Fellatio
Portfolio
SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno
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YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Itch
Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch
Hic Sic Spic Pric
Digaditch Fallinaditch
Horseraditch
SUBS:
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch
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RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
Slalomsky Downhillsky
Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
Fuckov Ufuckov
SUBS:
Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov
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ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou
Busqueue Snookercu
Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi
SUBS:
U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu
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DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Toomanigoalssen
Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen
Firstsson Seccondsson
Thirdsson
Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen
Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen
SUBS:
Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
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ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Baloni
Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani
Legslikejelli Havabenni
Wobblijelli Spendapenni
SUBS:
Cantthinkofani!!!
Buggermi
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MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
San Francisco
Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly
Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero
Chihuahua Jose
SUBS:
Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba
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DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Kenning van Hire
Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez
Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors
Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe
SUBS:
Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison
Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
There is no place in the Dutch squad for les bian tranny, Dick van Dyke.
The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.
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GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
KUNNTZ
KUNNTZ KUNNTZ KUNNTZ KUNNTZ
KUNNTZ KUNNTZ
KUNNTZ KUNNTZ KUNNTZ KUNNTZ





SUBS:
KUNNTZ
KUNNTZ
KUNNTZ
KUNNTZ
KUNNTZ
KUNNTZ

[Hagarr]

Whats the Ozzy one?

[thejester650]

lmfao!!!! love to hear the commentators calling these matches!

[-Dex-]

Ken Oath
Wayne Kerr
G. Daymate
Larry Kin
Mick Dundee
Ben Dandspread
Moe Beerplease
Ann Uvvaprawnonthebarbie
Mack Itadubble
Phil Mahballs
Vic Bitter
Ozzy Ozzyozzyoioioi
Juan Sonmemate
Carmen Youbarstards

[Weaselman]

Its like the list of names in Astrix comics

[Jockney Rebel]

AUSTRIAN WORLD CUP SQUAD

JACK SCHITT
NOAH SCHITT
FOKKEN SCHITT
OOGISSA SCHITT
OLDA FOCKE
YUNGA FOCKE
CILLI FOCKE
IMSA SCHITT-FOKKER
FRIDA HELMUT-FOKKER [PENDING TESTS]
IMSA BENDER
JOHANN SEBASTIAN MESSERSCHMITT
SUBS
UNTER VON TRAPP
OBER VON TRAPP

[Jockney Rebel]

IRISH SQUAD
PATRICK JAMES DAVID MICHEAL MATTHEW LUKE JOHN FRANCIS O'SHAUGNESSY
AND HIS 10 BROTHERS

[Jockney Rebel]

SOUTH AFRICAN SQUAD

KAFFA TAPE
KAFFA LOVER
KAFFA VAN HELSING
NELSON PLAYSABONGO
WINSTON DUSACONGO
KAFFA VAN BOUY
MATTHEW GISYAMUNYANGO
DEREK ANDIDOMINO
CEASER VAN GINA
ANDY KAFFA
RICHARD VAN HEAD

[BillyWhizz888]

The Italian play 6-2-2 sytem,

6 defenders/sweepers,
2 midfield
one attacker,

the other one is a actor and he can play anywhere ;)

[boris]

quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

Its like the list of names in Astrix comics

fuck thats funny weasel I was gonna post the same thing LOL glad I'm not the only one on that wavelength

[Lucas]

quote:Originally posted by boris


quote:Originally posted by Weaselman

Its like the list of names in Astrix comics

fuck thats funny weasel I was gonna post the same thing LOL glad I'm not the only one on that wavelength


Most of them will be wishing they had Getafix there though.

[thejester650]

quote:Originally posted by -Dex-

Ken Oath
Wayne Kerr
G. Daymate
Larry Kin
Mick Dundee
Ben Dandspread
Moe Beerplease
Ann Uvvaprawnonthebarbie
Mack Itadubble
Phil Mahballs
Vic Bitter
Ozzy Ozzyozzyoioioi
Juan Sonmemate
Carmen Youbarstards


i used to cop that one ALL the time!! one of the unlucky perks of having the last name Kerr lmfao!:D