03.03.10. - Zombie Holocaust

[Surt]

How serious is that Si?! How much do you need mate to keep this wonderful site running, wheres my bloody platinum card :(

[bluemk1]

wtf?

[Fight_fan]

Agreed! WTF???

[rod185651]

03.03.10 is the cut off date to enter the competition as far as I know.

[sharky]

quote:03.03.10 is the cut off date to enter the competition as far as I know.
Correct...the sky isn't about to fall down...

[Surt]

wtf? i thought afr closes 3/3/10 if we all together dont shake our foundations [:0] so the banner says or am i out there?! [B)]

[Fight_fan]

Ohhhh... Now i get it! Nah Surt, the 'Save our April Fools Run Competition' closes then, thats all!

[Surt]

NFW!!! :( WE ALL MUST REPENT AND REPAY!!!!!

especially those post whores who aint the pizda delivery gals any more [}:)] the flood controls activated - over 100 posts - pay and fuckof

[:p]

as for meself, i'll do it on venus' day ;) we're having public holidays now, ask bluemk - the Red Army's Day, the russian anzac day [:p]

[Hillsy]

quote:Originally posted by Surt

..........especially those post whores who aint the pizda delivery gals any more [}:)] the flood controls activated - over 100 posts - pay and fuckof



Do you mean pay OR fuck off? Although pay AND fuck off would work too...:D

[Surt]

nay i mean pay and then live free and easy, not to fuck of site :), its not a racket [:p]
nah, i was really scared shitless that asf would close on march,3, so now just saving my face, like chinks r sayinghttp://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1267020105.gif

[Surt]

just one of russian bike sites closed last friday out of sudden, just like that :(

[HOS]

You`re fucked in the head dude, but I like you :D

[Surt]

hehe mate, leave my head alone, it moves ALONE!!! :) just do wat u ought to ;)

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by HOS

I like you :D




i'd rather avoid any personal affection Hos! :D:D:D

[Jup]

Somebody needs a hug...

[336LJ]

03.03.10.???

I thought this might be a new date for the zombie apocalypse.. or.. the return of jebuz or something..?

[Fight_fan]

quote:Originally posted by 336LJ

03.03.10.???

I thought this might be a new date for the zombie apocalypse.. or.. the return of jebuz or something..?


Either way, grab a shotgun & lend a hand hey! ;)

[Surt]

yup it looked more sinister to me than 9.11 [}:)]

[:p]

jebus sux

[sharky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8

[grindella]

hey surt you have been penalised for an unnessesary scare

[HOS]

quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by HOS

I like you :D




i'd rather avoid any personal affection Hos! :D:D:D


I have all sorts of very disturbed friends ya know :D
Your not the only one !! [:o)]

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by grindella

hey surt you have been penalised for an unnessesary scare


im gonna be... at my wish ;) instead of buying summit racings fuel pump i support si while hes riding a jet ski :D

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by HOS


quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by HOS

I like you :D




i'd rather avoid any personal affection Hos! :D:D:D


I have all sorts of very disturbed friends ya know :D
Your not the only one !! [:o)]


so they all cant be wrong matey! ;)

[Surt]

how nice, my fellow cuntry man as already donated [:p] fuck i hate charity les call it a fare or investment [:I] btw $75 is quite a sum for russia, my half week salary [:I] so u can multiply it by oz co-efficient: x5? x10?? [:p] nah not showing of just trying to encourage non paying bastards, shame on u! a russian pays u dont! (bahaha! on the other hand someone might say that asf is being financed by commies and kgb itself [}:)] but thats bullshit ;)

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by sharky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8


24th sec? that was u sharky the bald bloke with a frozen look? [}:)] nah those freaks tunes aint my cappa [:p] better of with that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sWbO_iEFJU

[HOS]

quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by HOS


quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by HOS

I like you :D




i'd rather avoid any personal affection Hos! :D:D:D


I have all sorts of very disturbed friends ya know :D
Your not the only one !! [:o)]


so they all cant be wrong matey! ;)




I get on very well with all my disturbed friends and the friends in my head [^]

[Surt]

perhaps better not to disturb them Hos? ;)

[boris]

is there a translator in the house??? can someone tell me what the fuck is happening here?????

[Surt]

yup boris which language is native to you? i can help you out :)

[Surt]

well anyway its all about celebrating the coming of the chinese new year of the white tiger
also im urging the disturbed people to join the people's liberation army of china, does it need any further translations, hai?

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1267131868.png


:D

[Gitzy]

Ahh Surt your a nutter.. ;)

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr292/Gitzy84/Random%20Pics/Surt1.jpg

[davio]

lmao gitz i think hoss and surt should both come to afr and bring their drugs with em ,i want some of that shit

[HOS]

24/7 pain, daily serious pain meds and a large, if not warped sense of humour works for me :D[:p]

[336LJ]

I'm that fucked in the head and I DON'T do drugs.. what if I AM ZOMBIE JEBUZ?!

[Surt]

thanks mates i knew i found a right place for my nut just about a year ago http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1267123156.gif
wood not compete at least with the presented right here on being a bigger nutter thatd be not fair! dinkum aussies of old days were awl nuts otherwise they would of never survived in the bush, from wat i saw here u wouldnt make feel ashamed neither crooked mick with 5 ton of tin whistles that he brought for sale in the outback :D nor his mate sally that used to cook a soup from a crow and ax and the blue stew from shearers old pants, nor his mate boss on speewah station. i guess i read to much oz lore when i was a kid and its proven to be contagious ;) the russians go nuts only when drunk but its different, an outbreak of hidden emotions, not safe! [B)] and poms, yeah, the 3rd kind of the nutters, mr carroll depicted them well: the mad hatter jon ciburt, the caterpillar hos [:p] i betcha u can find them all in there :D there r still more kinds of nutters, take germans, polite quiet volk trinkend bier mit sauer kohl und bockwurste, when go nuts they star marching singing and hanging jews though im not sure how to tell apart the most germans from jews [}:)] then start fighting , get fucked by russians and here u r: drinking beer in peace again [8D] or the french loons... or spaniards... nah i walk not there

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1267189053.gif

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by 336LJ

I'm that fucked in the head and I DON'T do drugs.. what if I AM ZOMBIE JEBUZ?!

ask ur mates to tie u up and leave in the sun Luke if u get tanned then ur not if u get scorched... then sorry :)

[HOS]

If everyone was "normal" would`nt life be fuckin boring ? :D
There would be no one riding bikes ?? [:p]

[HOS]

I mean historicaly the Brits have been a right load of spectacular nutters ?

The Royal family ? Raving Prince Phil is the latest in a very long line of raving nutters ?
Wonder which one of the Prince`s will carry on the tradition ?

I do`nt wanna take anything away from the Ruskies, another great nation of nutters [8D] Fukkin barking mate !! :):)

[336LJ]

quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by 336LJ

I'm that fucked in the head and I DON'T do drugs.. what if I AM ZOMBIE JEBUZ?!

ask ur mates to tie u up and leave in the sun Luke if u get tanned then ur not if u get scorched... then sorry :)

is that what all that bright shit outside is? 3 yrs + of night shift - I'm suprised I don't spontaneously combust when I switch the tv on or open the fridge!

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by Gitzy

Ahh Surt your a nutter.. ;)

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr292/Gitzy84/Random%20Pics/Surt1.jpg


ay Gitzy, i'd be honoured and proud to have my profile decorated this way, [^] can u do that, mate? and at the bottom please: ASF bloke with nuts :D

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by HOS

I mean historicaly the Brits have been a right load of spectacular nutters ?

The Royal family ? Raving Prince Phil is the latest in a very long line of raving nutters ?
Wonder which one of the Prince`s will carry on the tradition ?

I do`nt wanna take anything away from the Ruskies, another great nation of nutters [8D] Fukkin barking mate !! :):)


i reckon that because of people go mad in a crowded space, meaning ur small island/s?/ Hos ;) once ur in oz and ur disturbed friends will leave ur head and go walk about in the outback, scaring tourists :)

btw what about russian nutters, considering the fact ive been the first and only russian u'v ever talked to? [:p]

[Surt]

quote:Originally posted by 336LJ


quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by 336LJ

I'm that fucked in the head and I DON'T do drugs.. what if I AM ZOMBIE JEBUZ?!

ask ur mates to tie u up and leave in the sun Luke if u get tanned then ur not if u get scorched... then sorry :)

is that what all that bright shit outside is? 3 yrs + of night shift - I'm suprised I don't spontaneously combust when I switch the tv on or open the fridge!


do u think Luke that copper bit u while sucking? though a jebuz zombie u r, but u got urself the indulgence from our pope Gix XXI, so u wont be hurt on the jebuz zombies' night of the long knives, 3.3.10., just stick up the asf patch on ur door! but i wouldnt envy to non donating zombies' luck!!! :(

:)

[HOS]

quote:Originally posted by Surt


quote:Originally posted by HOS

I mean historicaly the Brits have been a right load of spectacular nutters ?

The Royal family ? Raving Prince Phil is the latest in a very long line of raving nutters ?
Wonder which one of the Prince`s will carry on the tradition ?

I do`nt wanna take anything away from the Ruskies, another great nation of nutters [8D] Fukkin barking mate !! :):)


i reckon that because of people go mad in a crowded space, meaning ur small island/s?/ Hos ;) once ur in oz and ur disturbed friends will leave ur head and go walk about in the outback, scaring tourists :)

btw what about russian nutters, considering the fact ive been the first and only russian u'v ever talked to? [:p]


Yep you`re the first Ruskie I`ve ever talked to in my life and tbh you sound proper. You could almost be a Brit the way you talk :D

Spot on with the small island thing ;)

[Surt]

[:I]

fark somethings crooked with my english coz ive always tried to speak like mick dundee [:p] seppos films i reckon!

[Surt]

three days left!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nneqvG2d8Tk

[}:)]

[Surt]

TONIGHT... http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1267665596.gif



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XyldWHITEo