Women aren't responding to my add

[bladehunter]

Knuckle dragging unkempt motorcyclist, no recognizable social decorum, when not at work is known to live for days on end in scuffed & dusty leathers.Will talk for hours on end retelling escapades of absolute stupidity and near death experiences whilst being unable to keep from laughing.Unable to remember names of riding buddies but will recall to a tea what they rode.Morbid fear of any speed detecting device, unless of course situated on a race track.


Am I saying anything wrong ? I can't see anything amiss

[BANDITROD]

looks good to me mate ....lol are you sure its not jacktar disguised as a woman

[bladehunter]

I might add I'm fucking stupid too, I meant to say they aren't.

[BANDITROD]

ahh well in that case tell them every time you piss you find the dunny water is fucking cold for some reason

[bladehunter]

quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD

ahh well in that case tell them every time you piss you find the dunny water is fucking cold for some reason


Fuck I hate that cos when ya in a rush ya socks get wet

[KATO ZX7]

You lost me at the knuckle dragging image...........

maybe try another angle?

[Weaselman]

Testicle dragging?

[rock hard]

funny fuckers

[davio]

try my old one ,,very rich, well dressed ,well hung ,incredibly handsome,loves shopping ,cats,commitment,long talks,great cook,
always does the dishes, massaging,and i always put the toilet seat down
oh and sometimes i tell lies

[Weaselman]

Straight to the gay personals Davio

[Gsxar]

Hmmmm how sad I reckon 1 or 2 ex's of mine would fit that AD [:p]:D

[Weaselman]

are they now gay jo?