BillyWhizz888
05-02-2010, 08:59 AM
While sewing a cut on the hand of a 75 year-old Aussie farmer, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Kevin Rudd and his role as our Prime Minister.
The old farmer said, 'Well, you know, in my opinion, Rudd is a '"Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a "post turtle'" was.
The old farmer said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.
You know he didn't get up there by himself,
he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, a
and then you just wonder what kind of dumb bugger put him up there to begin with.
Eventually the topic got around to Kevin Rudd and his role as our Prime Minister.
The old farmer said, 'Well, you know, in my opinion, Rudd is a '"Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a "post turtle'" was.
The old farmer said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.
You know he didn't get up there by himself,
he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, a
and then you just wonder what kind of dumb bugger put him up there to begin with.