Morry / Rockhard in Hospital (Kidney Stones)

[BillyWhizz888]

Calm Down... CALM DOWN
He is OK, but in pain at present, operation today
lets hope they take the stones and not his knackers! ;)

http://www.yikers.com/video_shatner_talks_about_kidney_stone.html

I thought it prudent to post something to encourage our thoughts at this time and also get a chance to get him smiling once he gets home

I will start the ball rolling by visiting him and trying to teabag him while under anesthetic, I am sure he would appreciate that [:p]

so without further ado, lets hear those jokes, song titles and anythig else sinister about "STONES OR ROCKS"

Get well son mate

Papa was a rolling stone, The Temptations said....
Hey Mama, folk say that Papa was never much on thinking.
Spent most of his time chasing women and drinking.
Maybe Bill Hayley had it right?
Rock around the cock oooops typo[^]

http://www.data4science.net/essaytags/kidneystone.jpg

http://www.myspace.com/kidneystonesmusic

http://www.getridofkidneystones.com/?gclid=CO3_gZW1sZ4CFQ0aawod1V7ilw

[MuNch]

I need my Buell serviced - i'll bring it in, which hospital you at ? I'll bring a hammer and a grinder and some extra oil.

:)

Get well soon mate!

[Weaselman]

Stone are fucked mate. Old man had kidney ones so i know what your going through

[Azrael]

Fark he was smashed on morphine on friday when i spoke to him, i hope he's making the most of the good drugs..

Morrys recovery songlist eh..

Fuck you up - Pissing razors
Genital Grinder - Carcass
Bone Idol - Tism
I gotta pee - Nofx
Pee in the shower - Guttermouth
The Urethra chronicals - Blink 182
Genitals are funny - Frenzle Rhomb
Shoved up your pisshole - Bloodduster
...

Get well soon mate..

[Fight_fan]

Get well soon buddy! Best wishes!

[jakam04]

Get well fast Morry. Been through a bit of fun lately myself... but thats another long long story. Take care mate.

Jarrod

[wackyrider]

Get well soon mate

Went through that shit when I was 15. Mate, I feel really sorry for you.

Kidney pain is worse than any damage I've managed to inflict on my body.

[Hagarr]

Sorry to hear mate get well soon!:)

[Watto]

fuk sorry to hear Moz but get well soon mate

be just like the beer tour - pants off rocks out :D

[BANDITROD]

get well soon morry

[JackTar]

Maybe if you were a bit nicer to your kidneys they would be nicer to you.

Get well soon me ole bucket of guts.

[Elapid]

Shit, that's no good Morry. Get well mate.

Kris.

[StuNVA]

Get well soon mate, had a case of those fuckers a month or two back, drugs are your friend, your very very good friend.

[timbo]

Mate that's nothing HTFU and get well soon

[gibbo]

Real men piss them out, what's your problem mate;)

[hyofighter]

shit moz not good to here , hope ya get well soon , but hey at least you got a real reason to get ya pants off this time

[Fish]

Done the kidney stone thing mate, not fun. Hope it's out real fast for you.

Song list
My shits fucked up- warren zevon

[Mishdog20]

Get well soon mate.

[pt]

Get him off the morphine and onto an Non-Steroidal anti inflammatory. Tell whoever is giving it to him to go IV, and when they say you can't tell them to fuck off because you can. Ketorolac is the shit and it is the ONLY thing that kills the pain. Works well in every poor bastard i've given it to. They reckon better than the Morphine.

Oh and pissing razors sounds like a good tune to be listening to!

[MONO]

Not good to hear Morry get well soon

[sen]

Kidney pain isn't fun.. I deal with it heaps due to mine currently failing.. Enjoy the drugs and get well soon!

[Rocket]

Sorry to hear about that Sen, good luck with it.

We went and saw Mozzy last night, he was in a fair bit of pain but in good spirits, mainly because Billywhizz kept teasing the Welsh nurse.
As of this morning, he's still waiting for a slot to get into the operating theatre so it's morphine o'clock.
Go hard Morry, ya dirty ranga !

[Gix11]

Got the news the other day mate. My old man had them years ago and I remember him telling me it was the worst pain he can remember. Get the bastards out mate! Wishing you all the best for a speedy recovery, ....and the next beer tour.

[jakelive]

Howzit from shouth africa

hope you get well soon morry

o yeah roling stone gathers no moss,..
Jake

[Large]

meh kidney stones.

you'll piss it in morry

[BillyWhizz888]

At Last Moz is under the knife [8D]

[uncle pervy]

careful mate, one slip and you could go from rockhard to wideopen. but that ain't going to happen now is it?
get well soon mate or no more beer for you!

[Funkenfresh]

perv on the nurses
and
heal fast/slow... depending how nice they are

[rock hard]

Well after 6 days in hospital,im home and this is the first time ive had the computor on..ASF people NEVER cease to AMAZE me ...your all fuckin awesome.im chuffed..apart from the spinning head and the blood coloured urine,the pain is just about finished.and up till 5am last friday i didnt know that i had kidney stones,yhey only took the big one out but belive the stories the pain is off the scale it doesnt come and co it just kept ramping up,anyway enough whinging il be on the tribute bike next wednesday at kwinana..thanks to the Wizz and Rocket.for all the calls and txts my dearest wife Toni for not tearing the doctor a new one..she was a little tetchy cause id been in hospital since saturday nite i had my first meal after surgury last nite..but im lucky realy the guy 2 beds down didnt survive his illness(dont know what it was)i can still hear his wife sobbing..Rip mate..so you can see why i feel lucky..All the best lads and lasses your well whishes mean a great deal... sincerely morry

[Large]

Good news mate...but why did they only take the "big one" out? Are they looking for repeat business?

[latheboy]

Pissing blood is always fun, did you keep them?
Good to know you getting better, now you can get on the booze harder than ever... those stones take a while to grow you know

[rod185651]

Glad all went well mate, speedy recovery eh

[pt]

Mate be thankful you only had to wait that long! Public health is beautiful[xx(]

Look after yourself, and latheboys right, they take a while to grow[8D] But then the pain at the other end might not be worth it?

[timbo]

Good to see that your home mate.Get back on the horse quick smart mate.
See you in a few weeks

[rock hard]

look forward to it timbo

[morrigan]

They reckon renal colic (caused by kidney stones) is the closest thing you blokes will ever get to knowing the pain of childbirth. Now you know why we get so testy!

Seriously though, all the best for speedy recovery

[Jockney Rebel]

mozzy get better soon mate

[potato]

good to catch up sat morry, get well soon mate!