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Razorback
27-11-2009, 06:43 PM
I spent quite a bit of time on this site a while back... and I get an email from em once a week with potential matches in it... Not that Im looking anymore [^]

But I usually read the email out of curiosity...

Anyway this one popped up today... and I clicked... nearly jumped out my chair then thought "lets look how shes described herself"

Body Type = Average ???

WTF F F F [V]

http://www.rsvp.com.au/profile/display.jsp?handle=bubblysagitarius&uid=1756597
Iceman
27-11-2009, 06:52 PM
They probably didn't have a "fat as fuck" category
Cruisecontrol
27-11-2009, 07:07 PM
Loves to cook?

Reminded me of this budding chef:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
rod185651
27-11-2009, 10:10 PM
WTF?
Docktor
27-11-2009, 11:38 PM
thats a HUGE bitch
Razorback
28-11-2009, 06:11 AM
HOLY FAT FUCKEN FATASS BATMAN!!
Ross_247
28-11-2009, 07:03 AM
Theres generally a catagory "Little Extra Weight"

well there is on Oasisactive anywaz.. hahahah.. they are easy targets.. easy big targets..
Large
28-11-2009, 07:15 AM
Roll her in eno and look for the fizz!!!!
El_Hefty
28-11-2009, 08:43 AM
doesnt take 'life' to seriously or honesty? Shes real purty
Benz
28-11-2009, 10:04 AM
'bubblysagitarious', should be "blubberysagitarious", where do they get these beached whales????
BANDITROD
28-11-2009, 01:13 PM
i'd hit it
Mishdog20
28-11-2009, 01:25 PM
with a bat!!
yoda
28-11-2009, 07:36 PM
bahaha i never knew you were that funny!

you'd do her tho mish..
80s freak
28-11-2009, 08:31 PM
Banditrod, you are a bad, bad man.
kevkatana
28-11-2009, 09:22 PM
Yes freak rod is a bad man. I like Large's idea. But which fizzy bit? Armpit, between the rolls on the guts or the sweaty arse cheeks[xx(]
Nudie
28-11-2009, 09:59 PM
It saddens me no end, to know that life has got so hectic that healthy, attractive, fun loving spunks like her need this type of dating service to meet potential partners.
Her profile states that she is seperated. By her pics, I reckon she probably ate him.
336LJ
29-11-2009, 06:24 AM
quote:Originally posted by Nudie

It saddens me no end, to know that life has got so hectic that healthy, attractive, fun loving spunks like her need this type of dating service to meet potential partners.
Her profile states that she is seperated. By her pics, I reckon she probably ate him.


I think by seperated they mean the queen has declared her as a sovereignty
Issues
29-11-2009, 07:48 AM
It puts the lotion on its skin.

It puts the lotion in the basket or it will get the hose.
BANDITROD
29-11-2009, 08:14 AM
bwahahahahahahaha ......you have no idea what kind of hell i can bring you lol
ozzy1100
29-11-2009, 02:20 PM
quote:Originally posted by Issues

It puts the lotion on its skin.

It puts the lotion in the basket or it will get the hose.

i only wacthed that again on dvd the other day lol lol lol
bladehunter
01-12-2009, 04:24 AM
I liked the tree, looked kinda special
Weaselman
01-12-2009, 07:04 AM
They are both all woman... All around the house