Incase you were thinking of buying one.

[JackTar]

Ivan? Rod?

http://gizmodo.com/5375323/i-had-sex-with-furniture-the-shameful-nsfw-fleshlight-motion-review?skyline=true&s=i

[Shadowzone]

Thats both hilarious and disturbing, with both of those reactions being coupled with eroticism and a semi...

[Cruisecontrol]

"there's nothing that kills a boner faster than the self-awareness that comes from being balls deep in a piece of furniture."

Those are words to live by...

[Razorback]

Least it doesnt back chat

[BANDITROD]

how many did you buy blowie or do they have an arse version you are interested in.....lol

[JackTar]

Well to be anything like your arse (the only one I am interested) they would need two couches sewn together rather than that thing.

[Ross_247]

I want one !, or 2 : )

I use to have a fake pussy with a built in vibrator that mates bought me for a bday, didnt clean for ages and seriously the thing turned in to a toxic green ooooz, had to chuck it out.. still got the vibrator though, it even had a remote... no shit ! !

[gibbo]

So, green toxic ooze but no shit?....... hmmm, not sure if you're being completely honest with us here...

[Lucas]

You must be the toxic avenger in disguise if you're cuming green toxic ooze

[Rumbo]

Mate of mine reckons hes got a rubber mould of Jenna Jamesons arse with a vibrator in it and a suction cup so you can stick it to the shower wall. Got it from Sexpo apparently.

[Iceman]

Probably cheaper and easier to get a Mail order bride sent over and then kill her when she needs cleaning



(The above comment is in no way meant to be taken seriously and the author take no responsability for the actions of anyone who actually does so)

[holyman_999]

You could always make your own... one for all the star wars nuts out there... ;)
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1255020492.jpg

[latheboy]

quote:Originally posted by JackTar

Ivan? Rod?

http://gizmodo.com/5375323/i-had-sex-with-furniture-the-shameful-nsfw-fleshlight-motion-review?skyline=true&s=i


I had one and got bored with it so i machined up a mount to put on the front of a Monkey Rocker, so when you thrust forward to jam it in the flesh light you get it in the arse too. Then i got bored with that so jen got me some electro sex gear, now i can do it while being hooked up to 240 volts:D Just need to mod the bondage gear so i can be on a Rack while all this is happening then i can be whiped too[:p] Need to add some sounding into the mix and i think ill be on a winner

[Ross_247]

hahaha, you can defintly have some fun with em, for a while EVERY year mates would buy me a blow up doll of some sort, Once year I got a sheep.. hahaha. and I still fuked it, it even had a sound effect.. ! [:p].. after a while I gave up cleaning it aswell,bloody high maitanance

[336LJ]

man doesnt anyone use the old fashion "actual vagina" anymore? lol

[Bear]

quote:Originally posted by 336LJ

man doesnt anyone use the old fashion "actual vagina" anymore? lol


Vagina's are conditional and don't come with a warranty.

[JackTar]

I quite like vaginas it is the thing that is attached to them that gives me the shits.

[Ross_247]

quote:Originally posted by 336LJ

man doesnt anyone use the old fashion "actual vagina" anymore? lol


hahah, a what ? ? Vagina's are so out of fashion these days, gotta keep up with technology[:p]

[336LJ]

haha next thing out the Apple iCunt or something lol.

[Ross_247]

hahaha. wouldnt suprise me, few years time who know,

before you know it you'll be able to pick em up at Bunnings, I mean after all , it is hardware... fuk . Ikea might even bring something out, except the allen key is not for putting it together, its for something else.. maybe ? just an idea. .ahahaha