Busy morning Si?

[Jup]

quote:Originally posted by livewire

10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GOTO 10

Syntax is wrong of course, but fuck I laughed.


Yeah, close mate. It's:

10 print "HOME ";
20 print "SWEET ";
30 goto 10

But you get 7 points for effort! For full points (including bonus points for style) you need:


10 print "Who ";
20 gosub 1000
30 print "do ";
40 gosub 1000
50 print "we ";
60 gosub 1000
70 input "blame? ",g$
80 if g$ = "JackTar" or "jacktar" then goto 2000 else goto 3000
1000 for I = 1 to 150
1010 next
1020 return
2000 for I = 1 to 1000
2010 next
2020 print
2030 print "CORRECT!"
2040 for I = 1 to 500
2050 next
2060 print "Nerds ";
2070 gosub 1000
2080 print "Rule! ";
2090 gosub 1000
2100 goto 2060
3000 for I = 1 to 1500
3010 next
3020 print "Incorrect, please try again."
3030 gosub 1000
3040 print
3050 goto 10

[rod185651]

WTF?

[Mishdog20]

^^^^^^^What he said^^^^^^^



Yep, still confused!!!

[Cruisecontrol]

"10, 20, and 30 are line identifiers. As code is run/compiled it goes from the first to the last. I believe 10 should actually read print "home" and 20 should read print "sweet". When the program is run it will print: "home" "sweet" "home" and so on...over and over again. Line 30 is directing the program to go back to 10 and run from there. It is an infinitely looping program that spits out "home sweet" over and over again."

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Mishdog20

^^^^^^^What he said^^^^^^^



Yep, still confused!!!


Then you don't need to kill yourself.

[Mishdog20]

Yep, pretty fuckin baffled still Cruise. Its just another one of lifes mysteries, like that freaky shim thing at safeway, and the new vegemite.lol.

[Jup]

Ok, Ok, I'll dumb it down for all the non-nerds... This is an example of what the program would look like if you ran it:

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1255646075.gif

hehe *snort*

[Fight_fan]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

"10, 20, and 30 are line identifiers. As code is run/compiled it goes from the first to the last. I believe 10 should actually read print "home" and 20 should read print "sweet". When the program is run it will print: "home" "sweet" "home" and so on...over and over again. Line 30 is directing the program to go back to 10 and run from there. It is an infinitely looping program that spits out "home sweet" over and over again."


Yeh that was my understanding of it too, perhaps im not a complete idiot... Ooops! It seems I have sprung a nose bleed again!

[latheboy]

I dont see the point of it... isn't there better things to do with you time?

[JackTar]

I would have thought Ivan.

[KATO ZX7]

I blame STELF!!

its my job!

[Jup]

quote:Originally posted by latheboy

I dont see the point of it... isn't there better things to do with you time?


At the very real risk of turning this thread serious: If it wasn't for us nerds not having "better things to do with our time" you wouldn't be posting on this forum.

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1255642996.gif

[Cruisecontrol]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1255615531.jpg

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Jup


quote:Originally posted by latheboy

I dont see the point of it... isn't there better things to do with you time?


At the very real risk of turning this thread serious: If it wasn't for us nerds not having "better things to do with our time" you wouldn't be posting on this forum.

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1255642996.gif


Really? The nerds on this forum created it?

[336LJ]

Correct - and now we have you all right where we want you....
cue evil laugh...

[latheboy]

I understand that nerds have there place (everyone needs someone to pick on) but what good is a looping program? how does that make the forum run.
Home Sweet Home.... whats the point of a program looping that? who cares
Everyone blames jacktar... Thats something that you just know and dont have to be told, Its universal law just like gravity and the speed of thought.
Shouldn't it say "i have no friends and im trying to look cool as best i can" or "I am hip/cool/down with it" then loop that on your own computer to make you feel better.

basically, Whats the fucking point of a looping program?

[Jup]

You got me sir... here's my lunch money, you may now give me the wedgie I deserve... :D

[JackTar]

LOL reminds me on when of the shrek movies when the two nerds are playing some dungeons and dragons type game and he says 'look I know you are busy not fitting in but...'

[boris]

come on now revenge of the nerds was 1 of the funniest movies ever when u were a teenage boy I'm no nerd but I love the egg prank and "we want bush, we want bush, whoa now that's bush" :D