red
02-10-2009, 07:09 PM
Ahh it's Friday night and I need a laugh, maybe some others out there want to chuckle too? So I am selling my RGV250. It's on eBay and Gumtree. You just know there are going to be stupid offers when you sell a bike...
First guy sees that it was photographed on a race stand and wants to buy it. I say sure, the stand costs $4,300 and comes with a free bike! Waiting for a response on that one.
Second guy emails me with an offer of $2,000, which I politely refused. Here's the emails so far:
--------------------------------------------------------------
From: allblues@optusnet.com.au
would you take $2000 cash?
You can respond to "allblues@optusnet.com.au" by replying to this email.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Offering less than half the asking price? Fighting the urge not to tell him to eff off, my response:
Yeah sure. Can I have it in unmarked low denomination bills?
To which he replies:
--------------------------------------------------------------
From: allblues@optusnet.com.au
Mate I have the cash.
If you are going to be a fuckwit dont worry I will buy some other bike.
It is old & the ks are obviously bullshit.
Are you expecting to get the value of it when they were new.
What a fuckwit.
You can respond to "allblues@optusnet.com.au" by replying to this email.
--------------------------------------------------------------
And my latest response:
Cheers mate. I had a good laugh at that. C'mon, write another one...
So I am hoping to get another one off old mate, and I'll share it with you lot when I do. Cause this guy cracked me up :D
First guy sees that it was photographed on a race stand and wants to buy it. I say sure, the stand costs $4,300 and comes with a free bike! Waiting for a response on that one.
Second guy emails me with an offer of $2,000, which I politely refused. Here's the emails so far:
--------------------------------------------------------------
From: allblues@optusnet.com.au
would you take $2000 cash?
You can respond to "allblues@optusnet.com.au" by replying to this email.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Offering less than half the asking price? Fighting the urge not to tell him to eff off, my response:
Yeah sure. Can I have it in unmarked low denomination bills?
To which he replies:
--------------------------------------------------------------
From: allblues@optusnet.com.au
Mate I have the cash.
If you are going to be a fuckwit dont worry I will buy some other bike.
It is old & the ks are obviously bullshit.
Are you expecting to get the value of it when they were new.
What a fuckwit.
You can respond to "allblues@optusnet.com.au" by replying to this email.
--------------------------------------------------------------
And my latest response:
Cheers mate. I had a good laugh at that. C'mon, write another one...
So I am hoping to get another one off old mate, and I'll share it with you lot when I do. Cause this guy cracked me up :D