Are you a Muslim?

[EFE 1230]

Take this simple test and find out.

1. Do you have more wives than teeth?

2. Do you own a £25,000 rocket launcher but can't afford teeth?

3. Do you cultivate heroin but have a moral objection to beer?

4. Do you think vests come in 2 styles, bullet-proof and suicide?

5. Do you scrape the shit off your sweaty arse with your your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean?

[Cruisecontrol]

They have a point with #5

Do you eat with the same hand that you use to wipe the shit off your arse?

I started switch hitting when I broke the fuck out of my right wrist in a particularly nasty t-bone accident... I understand this mentality fully after a bit of thought.

[Large]

I fuck goats...does that count?

[BANDITROD]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha only if they are muslim goats

[hotmilk]

or if its ali baaaaaabaaaaaa ;)

[gumby190]

Large, You have to slaughter the Goat after the deed & don't sell the goat meat to anyone in your suburb.

The next suburb across is Ok.

[HOS]

Large.... as long as its Halal meat your ok ;)

[Jup]

quote:Originally posted by Large

I fuck goats...does that count?


As long as you have two candles it's all good.

[diglz]

quote:Originally posted by HOS

Large.... as long as its Halal meat your ok ;)


ah Halal meat "blessed not bashed"