Emigration Show.

[HOS]

Going to one on 3rd October near Coventry UK.

Covering: Aus, NZ and Canada :)

Do`nt wanna grow old here :( UK is a toilet [xx(]

My lady just had her results and got an honours science degree, I just got another professional Diploma.
Winters on its way......

[sen]

You send us here 230 years ago, now you guys pay to move here.. oh the irony ;)

Then again.. i'd move to the UK if I could.. the grass is always greener on the other side!

[pt]

good move mate, can't wait to see a supercharged busa tearing up Australia!

[Jockney Rebel]

get yer arse over here Hos me old mukka my nephews just landed in brissy ..oh to be 22 and looking forward to the party known as schoolies week lol

[ozzy1100]

yer hos get yr arse over here i need some 1 else with a zephyr i can get parts from lol

[HOS]

quote:Originally posted by ozzy1100

yer hos get yr arse over here i need some 1 else with a zephyr i can get parts from lol


:D:D:D

Hey, what happend to the Zone ? Is it coming back?

[HOS]

quote:Originally posted by Jockney Rebel

get yer arse over here Hos me old mukka my nephews just landed in brissy ..oh to be 22 and looking forward to the party known as schoolies week lol


This place is too fakkin small ! You know how it is :D
You only have to sneeze and someone on the other side of the country catches your snot ! [:p]

I just get hacked off with doing "stupid" every day !

Got a row on right now with DVLA over an alleged failure to SORN the Kwak. Automatic fine came last week. Those nobbers at DVLA are looking for sub`s for all the porn they watch on the net :D

[ozzy1100]

the zone is back up now i think hos its been rvamped a bit
i dont get on there much moves a bit slow some times lol
ull love oz

[sharky]

quote:You send us here 230 years ago, now you guys pay to move here.. oh the irony ;)
Then again.. i'd move to the UK if I could.. the grass is always greener on the other side!
There's an idea...we run an exchange programm and send back 1 aussie for every 2 poms that come out here...;)

[80s freak]

Get on the boat, ya ten pound pom.

[Shadowzone]

Just brace yaself mate. They may tell you we drink our beer cold out of the fridge over here and that may come as a bit of a shock...

[serious groper]

UK is cold and wet.
NZ is cold and wet.
Canada is cold but has an awesome snow season.

My pick would be Canada anyday. I'd also consider Spain if you have the cash to build a nice house on the coast.

[HOS]

Everyone outside the UK as well as inside knows its allready fucked.
The rate of degeneration is getting faster every month.

We all know the issues here ;)

For me Aus is my preference although my lady loves Canada and NZ.
Shes never been to Aus, I`ve never been to any of em :D

For me its the large amount of space where you can get lost away from other people and be in just natural surroundings. We love nature and wildlife. Bit of a contrast because we ride and drive like a pair o-nutters and yet we love to spend time in nature reserves and be amongst animals. The peace and tranquility of natural places.
Its a fucking big country over there ! I like plenty of space [:p]

The other big factor is both of us have bike smash injuries and our bodies just do`nt work in the cold and wet... 70% of the year in England :D hahaha... So the climate of parts of Aus would be ideal for us to live more pain free. We have pain 24/7 and its no joke.
See us on a bad day.... its like two fighting dogs in a pit :D

The British mindest is even more anal than ever. Weedie, moaning, pinched, victim, loser, small shop keeper mentality. I was never part of that, always saw the bigger outlook and bigger opportunities.

Hey... heres the show we are going to on sat :)[8D]

http://www.emigrate2.co.uk/emigrate_coventry_information.htm

[HOS]

quote:Originally posted by serious groper

UK is cold and wet.
NZ is cold and wet.
Canada is cold but has an awesome snow season.

My pick would be Canada anyday. I'd also consider Spain if you have the cash to build a nice house on the coast.


Spain or anywhere else in the EU is a total non starter for us ;)
Two reasons:
The EU !!! Commie bastard total control state.
Spain is full of the same people we wanna get away from in England ! ;)

I know if we came over to Aus, that would be it, we just WOULD NOT want to leave ! [8D]

We know everywhere has its issues ;)

[HOS]

quote:Originally posted by Shadowzone

Just brace yaself mate. They may tell you we drink our beer cold out of the fridge over here and that may come as a bit of a shock...


We still drink it outta tins :D [:p][:o)]

[megareg]

It's not until you travel a bit about the world that you realise that Australia is a great place, I spent 6 weeks in the US last year, great place but has major problems, like FUCKING TIPPING for everything, not to forget that slave labour is alive and well there, so fucking glad to get out of there... and also, so over their fixation about imperial measurements, FOR FUCKS SAKE, METRIC IS YOUR OFFICIAL SYSTEM, the rest of the world is METRIC... GET WITH IT!! although I'd live in New York... go figure.....
Canada, well Niagra, is good, having speed signs in metric was refreshing, the Canadians laugh at the yanks.... so does most of the rest of the world... not that they would know where the rest of the world is.......

Tahiti is too expensive but they have some good roads for motorcycles.

Spent some time in New Zealand growing up, love it, but it is not called "little England" for nothing, can be cold and wet though...

Australia can be wet and cold too I was raised in Snow country in Victoria, our property backed onto the Snowy River, beautiful, how ever, I'm in Brisbane now, you can ride every day of the year, sometimes the sunshine is liquid, but even in winter, you can still ride, although I used to work northwest of Mt. Isa (the Outback), one winters morning, it was -3 degrees C, a sprinkler was left on overnight and the ice in the tree was beautiful.

So after all that, do come over here, the waters great, so is our economy, I'll through another prawn on the barby and crack another coldie....

[Shadowzone]

Oh and if you move to Brisbane the best place to live here if you cant afford the acreage out at Samford is Redcliffe beautiful part of the south east, close to the water, and a completely different type of living to the rest of brisbane

[evad]

that must be because I live there [^][^][^][^][^]

[Gix11]

quote:Originally posted by HOS



The other big factor is both of us have bike smash injuries and our bodies just do`nt work in the cold and wet... 70% of the year in England :D hahaha... So the climate of parts of Aus would be ideal for us to live more pain free. We have pain 24/7 and its no joke.



That's exactly why Barry Sheene moved here to the Gold Coast mate.

[El_Hefty]

ill give you the tip, just dont move to adelaide

[HOS]

quote:Originally posted by ozzy1100

the zone is back up now i think hos its been rvamped a bit
i dont get on there much moves a bit slow some times lol
ull love oz


No mate, its still offline after a few weeks now :(
Any way of getting in touch with the admin ? Its a good site ! [8D]

[HOS]

quote:Originally posted by little_large

ill give you the tip, just dont move to adelaide


Why`s that ? :)

I am interested to find out which parts to avoid as a non native :D

[Gix11]

It's all different mate. Most Poms prefer Melbourne (Culture) or the Gold Coast / Brisbane (Climate).

[Slain]

bring it on mate, i love aus but if i was still single i would move to canada for sure. loved that place

[gibbo]

quote:Originally posted by Slain

bring it on mate, i love aus but if i was still single i would move to canada for sure. loved that place

That's right, we're cultured as down here mate! Always room for another <s>Pom</s> err, I mean Englishman ;)

[HOS]

Life in England:

The pissing, piss poor rainy, pissy weather 9 months of the year.

Main roads that would make a competition crosser a better option for safety.

Total shite TV fully of girlie boys with dodgy hair-do`s and fluffy mummie programs reinforcing those stupid old stereotypes that never existed even in the 1960s.

Watching you don`t get short changed by the immigrants in the shops and gas stations every single time you use cash.

Never taking your eyes of your card when you buy owt with it incase it gets scanned by the shop staff.

Petrol stations having run out of gas and massive queues at the pumps.

Trains and buses that constantly breakdown, dont work or do`nt turn up. 50/50 lottery.

Watching out for pissheads and smack heads on the roads, constantly scanning for where the next car shaped bullit is coming at ya from.

Every fucker is trying to scam you, rob you, shit on you, phish you, fuck you over, be bigger/harder than you, put on over on you, blag you, lie to you.

Every fucker has some pissy hard man attitude usually gained from a pint glass of chemical shit EU lager served extra chilled cos it tastes like horse piss warm. Then goes home and beats the wife/ children/dog/cat/neighbour.

No one has any respect, no strength, no guts, no honour, no integrity, no honesty. no pride, no clue, no idea, no judgement, no fire, no thoughts, no passion.

Everything revolves around pussy and beer.

Any excuse for failure. Victims thrive in this country it fucking full of them ! Blame anyone else except your own pathetic weakness.

Paper forms for everything you want, need, dont need and have never asked for. Paper license to live, if your license needs renewing you have to join a queue of 50 people standing in line to renew your license to live. By the time you get to the front of the queue your times just run out.

Signed forms in triplicate to wipe your arse when you`ve had a dump. Telephone helplines to make sure you fill in the arse wipe forms correctly.

Fines for: dropping litter, shouting, not sending paper forms, not reading when your forms run out, not sending paper forms in on time, being human, breathing, smiling, being happy, enjoying yourself, looking up off the pavement, not shuffling your feet while looking down at the pavement, staying too long, not staying long enough, not knowing what to do, not knowing when to do it by......... fines for life.

Video camera`s wherever you go and whenever you go. Audio announcements over outdoors tannoys telling you not to breath or drop your guts on the street.

Kids and more kids with fake clothes, fake tans, fake personalities, fake hugs and fake emotions.

Everything closes at 4pm, no one wants to work. 24 hour society my arse !

Money above morality in all things.

Health and Safety only if it doesnt cost too much.

A nation full of people obsesed with "image" and the trappings of wealth and success all bought on credit and several lifetimes of debt
persuing a false dream, not their dream but someone elses.
Living the dream (soon to be nightmare) they were sold by corporate greed.

Heads full of culture and class and dreams of the great EU !
Majority of people in England wouldnt know culture if it got up and bit them on the arse !!
Middle class, middle income, middle England, middel managers... idiots, just bigger slaves to the system.
Money does`nt buy class or respect or strength.

A nation of corruption from the top to the bottom, the only thing keeping it together is the regular man on the street to maintain some kind of system of integrity and honesty. The rest is a rotting corpse of decades of corruption unchecked.

Feeling like a stranger in a strange land. Every tongue and dailect from any and every shit hole country in the world, rarely hear true English on the streets.

Where the English are the only ones looking exhausted, ill, poor and dirty.

Poverty is rife its everywhere. People come here from poor countries and generations of poor behind them. They have a poor mindset and it stays with them. They bring there lifetime of poverty here. They stay poor. .....


Errrr shit !........ got to go for a dump..... see ya later ! :D:D:D.......... got a pen for this form ???

[:p];)

[alfiestorm]

HOS what type of visa you getting mate, whatever you do if you can help it dont get a 3 year temp visa go straight for a permanent one if ya can.
The temp one is a rip off money making scam for kevin .


alf

[HOS]

Tbh........... we had a hold up on the way to this show and we didnt arrive untl 4pm on the saturday.
Thinking it`ll be no problem as its an annual show, only one this year, major exhibition centre... it`ll be open till at least 6pm for sure.

Was it fuck.

Closed by the time we got there. 4pm on a saturday ????????

The tickets said it opened at 9-30am but did`nt say when it closed.

Prime example of why I hate this shit hole of a country.
This whole country is full of part timers and skivers who do`nt want to work !

[HOS]

Example 1:

Me and the lady at a lovely seaside town looking around the gifty shops, sunny and warm, end of summer day last year. Bearing in mind it was a piss poor summer last year? Town is full of tourist enjoying the late bit of summer.

Looking in the window of this great shop full of carved wooden stuff.
Can see the staff inside... goes to open the door. its locked.
The time is 10 to 5 in the afternoon. Another couple behind us want to go in and have a look as well.

Middle aged guy stood inside looks up and shouts across at us "We`re closed at 5" to which I responded "Its ten to" . middle aged minger.... "well we are closed" ....... few choice words from me and we walk away. The other couple were equally unbelieving, what an idiot.
Crap summer season, early evening, town full of punters....?

Example 2:

Cotswold tourist town called Moreton in the Marsh, lovely place [8D]
Same situation, warm day, plenty of people around.
Me and the lady goes into a little cafe at 4-10pm to have some supper, good idea yeah ? [:p]

Young girl brings the menu over and says would you like some drinks while you read the menu?
So we had coffee and a soft drink..... while she has gone we look at the meals on the menu... like you would.

Exactly 2 minutes later the young girl comes back to bring the drinks and she says the manager says they have stopped doing hot food and meals now..... Like what ? inside 2 fucking minutes?? Its 4-15pm ffs ???
So we said fuck this ! walked out... wankers !

Same story everywhere you go in England..... no one wants to work.