Streetfighter Survey

[b88185]

I'm an industrial design student working on a factory streetfighter project. As part of my research I've created a quick survey to get some general information:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=gKFXkoYx_2bt_2bRT2iVa0yVKw_3d_3d[/url]

Any thoughts or ideas about streetfighter features/components that might be cool are appreciated.

Thanks for the help!

[Fight_fan]

Wow! 1st post n u want us to help u design a factory fighter! Dnt mess around do ya mate...
Welcome to ASF!

[Large]

What happened to the last blow in that wanted everyone to fill out a survey?

Did they evcer come back and say thanks?

[sharky]

Or the 'I'm writing aricles for magazines..please send me info on your bikes'....never heard of again either....

C'mon mate...If you want our help just use common courtesy....

[Shadowzone]

Well Fuck my arse and call me a bitch. A factory Street Fighter. You mean Naked bike champ. Streetfighters by definition don't come from a factory direct. They are made from another donor bike which is then altered to the owners tastes.

But that's ok. Now we've cleared that up, I'm gonna fuck off and look at your survey to see if you have a clue....

[Shadowzone]

This is a piss take for sure I mean really -

Question Number 7. Have you done/will you do any customization?


Are you serious?

[Ross_247]

3. What type of riding do you use your streetfigher for?
What type of riding do you use your streetfigher for?
Commuting
Track d
aysStunts
Touring
Barhopping

ummmmmmmmmmmm.... Barhopping ? am I missing something here ?

in Q. 7 he cant even spell "Tires" properly..

[Elapid]

4. How old are you? 0-10...... I'm yet to see a 7yr old cruising the streets on a fightered 'busa, but one might turn up.

[KATO ZX7]

next.............

[Iceman]

He lost me at factory streetfighter.

[Hillsy]

I just did the survey now.

Yep - I was under 10 years old, I ride an XV535 Virago with hand beaten alloy bodywork, a turbo, knobbies and a sissy bar and I use it for bar-hopping.

My dream bike is an XV535 and if I won the lotto I would buy......an XV535...

C'mon guys, it ain't that hard.... :D

[Cruisecontrol]

For some valuable insight into the psyche of a fighter builder this is recommended reading:

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1252543815.jpg

[Weaselman]

lol

Gold cruise

[caotic]

must be a piss take... for sure what there is not enough factory naked's already. somone needs to explain the basics of THINK BEFORE YOU MAKE A SERVEY............yes i am 0 -10 years old and only use it to bar hop to my local ABC learning centre,where upon my arival we divulge thoughts on motorbike modification between all of the other pre pubesent vespa riding nappy slappas. had a very productive meeting with the other pre schoolers last week and have come to the conclusion that there is definantly not enough room an any factory naked bikes to hold my full set of power ranger action figures or my extreemly rare 5 peice VOLTRON toy (with the little people that used to sit in the cockpit) FUCK me this sound just as stupid as sitting at home and ploughing myself in the arse with a dildo i made from lego until i shit a version of the melllenium falcon

and thats all i have to say about that
SUCK ON THAT CHEWEY!!!!!

[DaveK5]

I'm over 70 years of age
I stunt a CT110 fitted with NOS, loud exhaust and a 240 rear tyre it's best attribute is it's suspension..and if I won the lotto I'd upgrade to a CT125.

b88185 wake up to yourself dickhead.;)

[suxukifreak]

Probably got a $10000 gov grant for that survey.

[RED ZX]

I ride a scooter with a 22L twin turbo diesel V16 making 3000hp, body made of lego and painted in nailpolish with metal tyres because they last longer. My swingarm is 20m long with 8 wheels for traction.

[caotic]

i have just decided to feed you the latest information on my custom streetfighter build . it will be a hand made wire frame made out of old hustlers and playboy magizines held together with what one could only call MAN CLAG !!!!!! it will have a 600 mmm extended swingarm that will house a 1979 mini cooper.( complete with british racing green stripes) custom paintwork airbrushing of everyones favorite HIGH 5 singer charlie, wearing nothing but a mini shirt compiling of old ford falcon seat covers. the powerhous i am thinking will be a detroit desil 560 that will run on the pure essance of my own self worth, and produce more horspower than a drunken day at the melbourne cup.i will also be scouring the globe for the most perfect of perfect bars, i am thinking the sceptor of gandolf that will look fatter than two hobbits going at it like the war just ended at mordor. im thinking about wrapping my rims in two dead prostitutes, (i heard they give good traction especcialy in the wet...

and thats all i have to say about that

SUCK ON THAT GANDOLF!!!!

[Nudie]

I hope I didnt miss anything in the survey!
Mine's a 1977 Playdoh Green that i've moulded to my ultimate dream bike with star shaped handlebars on the wheels and indicators made of liquerice emitting dogbones. The flux capacitor has been bored out to hyperspace spec. I had the hovertron tuned to my own gear ratios.
Factory Streetfighters should all have complimentary blowjobs for each skinned knuckle involved and my dream bike would be a 1979 Playdoh Pink (the limited bubblegum scented one)

[jakelive]

He obviously doesn't know much if needed to ask

Jake

[scotty mac]

i think this survey has come up with 1 result....








fighter builders are all farking smart asses!!! hahahahaha

[watkins]

hahahahahahahahah, thats all ive got

[jakelive]

[quote]Originally posted by scotty mac

i think this survey has come up with 1 result....

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dito Jake








fighter builders are all farking smart asses!!! hahahahaha
[/quote



Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dito Jake[8]

[Gix11]

Anybody answered this one:

"Did you buy a factory streetfigher or make your own? Feel free to describe"

I should do a survey on Lambourghini ownership.

[revken]

quote:Originally posted by DaveK5

I'm over 70 years of age
I stunt a CT110 fitted with NOS, loud exhaust and a 240 rear tyre it's best attribute is it's suspension..and if I won the lotto I'd upgrade to a CT125.


this one should be right up your alley lol. apparently built by a guy who works at Peter Stevens Adelaide. Saw it thursday.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/revken/10092009.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/revken/10092009001-1.jpg
yep, thats a turbo lol

[Shadowzone]

One of Clive's Mates In Townsville Stunts a CT. He was brilliant to be with on the toy run last yr...

[EFE 1230]

You blokes are all CUNTS! I bet you filled out that tarts survey from a few weeks ago honestly.

I hope the info I supplied about my supercharged barhopping Bultaco Pursang stunt bike fitted with twin cams, oversized valves, NOS and a 300 section rear tyre with ice spikes helps with the survey.

[Lucas]

9. Do you think there are any essential features/components that all streetfighers should include?


Spokey Dokes

[yoda]

a card taped to the frame so it makes real motorbike noises?

[Blackkat]

do they ever drop back to say thanks?

[caotic]

but seriously i think this guy needs to quit the course he is doing and move onto something thats suits people of his obvious inteligence, i say a bacholor of arts would go down a treat, this would put him back into society as a valued member of the liqiour despencing comunnity. FACTORY STREETFIGHTERS!!!! give me a fucking break...... if it got to that point where you could just buy an off the shelf fighta you would find all the try hard suga sniffing fukers would be on them and that would mean i would have to kill myself with a rusty old 1943 golf club that looks like a cheap dildo while filling out another stupid servey about why suicide clasifies as natural selection,,,,,,

I say rename the club now to AFSF

GO AUSSIE FACTORY STREETFIGHTERS!!!!!!!!!!

SUCK MY BALLS!!!!!!!

[Fight_fan]

Caotic are drunk again?...

[caotic]

little from coloum A little from coloum B..............

[Tarzan]

thats gotta be a pisstake

[Lucas]

The results, we've got 2 Jacktar's apparently




What do you think of randon surveyers that drop into ASF

They obviously suck alot of cock 24.1% 13

Its all a piss take, they're busy sucking cock 18.5% 10

I wanna fuck that Catherine chick 44.4% 24

I'm pissed, who gives a fuck 22.2% 12



Do you ride a streetfighter

No, I ride your mum 44.4% 24

You dumb shit, why the fuck do you think I'm on this site? 44.4% 24

Get fucked 20.4% 11

No, I'm like a the Hardley crews, I just like the image 9.3% 5



Have you ever done the nutsack tuck back and pretended you're a chick?

Pretend?....I AM a chick 3.8% 2

Yeah, My Mrs likes it more 9.6% 5

Only when Banditrod is in his Mankini 32.7% 17

I like being jerked off from behind 19.2% 10

What the fuck does this have to do with Surveys? 38.5% 20


Do you blame Jacktar?

I always blame Jacktar 50.9% 27

Only when I've lost my Dildo 17.0% 9

Who the fuck is Jacktar 17.0% 9

I'm Jacktar 3.8% 2

I blame EFE, he's a twisted man 18.9% 10


What are you wearing?

Mankini 15.1% 8

Gimp suit 26.4% 14

A mix of human skin and rubber bands 39.6% 21

Last nights vomit 30.2% 16


Thanks for taking my surevey fuckers

No, thank you 7.5% 4

Get fucked Lucas 39.6% 21

I blame Jacktar 22.6% 12

I still wanna fuck that Catherine chick 35.8% 19

I neet to piss 22.6% 12

[customfighterer]

hahah. we tried to set him straight on CF too. lol. obviously it didnt work.

[davio]

ha u call urselves streetfighters ,,,, i ride a zundapp with a victa motor ,volvo exhaust ,cowskull bars made in 1066 that i bought brand new from "zundapps r us "

[Bear]

Zundapp has got to be one of the best names ever for a motorbike.

[HOS]

I think the whole idea of University students asking us to complete these technical surveys fails on the grounds of assuming we have the intelligence to answer.


Y`see I`m gud wiv ammers and spannaz.... I can it fings gud ! [:p][:p][:p]

[Ansen]

i need to piss 22% lol thats me

[caotic]

all of these percentages are full of shit and created by people who have little dicks and need to compiensate by telling other people bullshit percentages

63% of people know that!!!!!!!!!!

SUCK MY BALS RMIT!!!!!!

[suzifreak]

quote:Originally posted by Lucas

The results, we've got 2 Jacktar's apparently




What do you think of randon surveyers that drop into ASF

They obviously suck alot of cock 24.1% 13

Its all a piss take, they're busy sucking cock 18.5% 10

I wanna fuck that Catherine chick 44.4% 24

I'm pissed, who gives a fuck 22.2% 12



Do you ride a streetfighter

No, I ride your mum 44.4% 24

You dumb shit, why the fuck do you think I'm on this site? 44.4% 24

Get fucked 20.4% 11

No, I'm like a the Hardley crews, I just like the image 9.3% 5



Have you ever done the nutsack tuck back and pretended you're a chick?

Pretend?....I AM a chick 3.8% 2

Yeah, My Mrs likes it more 9.6% 5

Only when Banditrod is in his Mankini 32.7% 17

I like being jerked off from behind 19.2% 10

What the fuck does this have to do with Surveys? 38.5% 20


Do you blame Jacktar?

I always blame Jacktar 50.9% 27

Only when I've lost my Dildo 17.0% 9

Who the fuck is Jacktar 17.0% 9

I'm Jacktar 3.8% 2

I blame EFE, he's a twisted man 18.9% 10


What are you wearing?

Mankini 15.1% 8

Gimp suit 26.4% 14

A mix of human skin and rubber bands 39.6% 21

Last nights vomit 30.2% 16


Thanks for taking my surevey fuckers

No, thank you 7.5% 4

Get fucked Lucas 39.6% 21

I blame Jacktar 22.6% 12

I still wanna fuck that Catherine chick 35.8% 19

I neet to piss 22.6% 12




Dude if you where drunk while writing this I would suggest that you let us know when your on the sauce next so we can post something to get you going.....10 points mate:D
ps:Cathrine can use my balls for flossing too!!

[StuNVA]

I find it disturbing that 2 people think they're Jacktar

[caotic]

I AM JACKTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!!

RAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!