Shit yeah! I can't lose!!

[EFE 1230]

I just received an email that's gunna make me so rich I'll own all you fuckin' peasants!!

FUCK YEAH!


Joseph Owor
Dean of Faculty of Business Administration
Uganda Christian University
Mukono Town , Uganda.

Confidential Message:

I hope this message will meet you in good faith, please pardon me for reaching you in this manner because you do not know me, I have an obscure proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your email address from the Internet through my search for a relatively unknown person who will assist me in securing a large sum of amount.

I am Joseph Owor , The Dean/Head of Faculty of Business Administration of the Uganda Christian University.
I will need you to assist me in executing a confidential business project.
It involves the securing of a large sum of fund. Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch if you are willing to consider this proposal.

Please I will kindly request that you endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this message if my proposal is accepted by you and if this proposal is not acceptable by you, kindly delete this email and do not pass it to a third party as I vehemently risk my job to send you this email.
I am presently on a foreign committee appointment in Europe through the United Nations Christian charity project fund of Uganda.

Once the transaction I am proposing to you have been successfully completed if accepted by you and the fund in question is in your possession, we shall be offering to you a ratio to be agreed upon.

kindly reach me back at this juncture to get your opinion first, after that I will furnish you with more information about this transaction.
You are to contact me on my secure email address below for further details if this proposal is accepted by you:


Yours Sincerely,
Joseph Owor.


My reply........

Dear Joseph, How are you today?

I am interested in your proposal as it has come at a very good time
for me, I have recently retired and sold a share portfolio that
returned a very nice profit and am presently looking to use the funds
for another investment.

Please send me more details of your proposal.

Yours Sincerely
Ken Worth

Fuckin' A !!!, finally a NIGGER that might be useful!

[Elapid]

Lucky prick, all I got today was an email telling me I needed viagra.

[Jup]

Apparently my penis needs enlarging...

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Jup

Apparently my penis needs enlarging...


Who told you that an email or your missus?

[Docktor]

long as it wasnt my mrs.........

[EFE 1230]

UPDATE:

Dear Ken,

Firstly I have to thank you for your kind response to my email, I do send out this email to you as an unknown person for your kind considerations and confidentiality.

Please Note in the first place that this proposal is purely on a legal basis and we can surely work as a partner, please let me explain in details the reason for writing you.

My names are Professor Joseph Owor of the Uganda Christian University.You can check my profile on our web site: www.ucu.ac.ug

I am the Dean of faculty of business administration. what I am proposing to you, I do it in good faith for the sake of the poor in my country.
There are so many reasons why I contacted you in this form which I will make you understand. But at this moment I will
seek for absolute confidentiality from you even if you are not willing to assist in this proposal for any reasons.

Please pay urgent attention to what I have to explain to you in details,having in mind that you might have a prior knowledge of what is happening in Africa. Not to take much of your time, I will start by informing you that for some years now, me and other dignitaries in Uganda have been carrying out a lot of projects from Europe to Africa for the assistance of the less privilege people as we were nominated by the Christian organization of Uganda. We organize several fund raising program in Europe with various Christian churches for the building of Christian schools, hospitals and social amenities in Uganda.

We visit so many Churches and other Christian ministries in Europe to arrange for a fund raising program as I stated above and it is not an easy task having in mind the traveling schedules, risks and health pressure we face in some countries like Russia, Ukraine e.t.c.

On the long run huge amounts were realized for this projects but due to our country policy we were not allowed to carry out the project personally
as it has to be approved and commissioned by the Government through the central bank of Uganda. But to our surprise most of the fund realized and deposited for this project through the central bank of Uganda was always giving a wrong figure by the Government officials who embezzle this fund for their personal use and therefore hindering our efforts and goals in all this years of hard work. We work for this project and some official
always sit somewhere and steal this money. We cannot voice out our pains as this official are connected with the Government and if we do we will
loss our jobs and all our hard work for the past 15 years will be a waste, hence I decided to take this measure that I am going to propose to
you.

This is the measure me and other committee members decided to do to ensure that fund raised is not embezzled by our Government officials any more and that the fund will be properly used for the project it is meant for.

There has been for a while now a big fund raising program organized by the Uganda Christian association with the Dutch and German Anglican and Catholic community for the building of Christian schools and hospitals in rural areas of Uganda. A huge amount was realized since the past six months of this fund raising program, this amount is in an escrow account in Holland waiting to be remitted to Uganda as usual, I am in charge of this account and as I said earlier if this fund is remitted to Uganda the same fate will meet with it as the other ones by the same corrupt Government officials.

Now the plan is to remit a small part of the fund to Uganda to starts the project through the Uganda central bank, being that the amount remitted is small the official cannot embezzle it or if they do, they cannot embezzle so much and we shall remit the rest of the amount to you in an account that you will be opening in Holland. From this account we shall be sending fund to the project committee in Uganda directly to meet up with what the Uganda central bank disbursed to them so that the project will be successful this time.

I am doing this base on my hard work all this years and to ensure that there is a success in one of our projects for the life of the poor people
of Uganda since this project began before I will retire.

Putting all this details into considerations, you will see that I am not in anyway doing any wrong thing but to fulfil the wish of some poor citizens in Uganda, neither do I have any bad intention in any way, I am doing this because of the system of Government in my country which is totally
corrupt, If I don't carry out this project in this way, we can never realize any successful amenity since this project started and that will mean failure on my side which is not my fault and all fingers will be pointed at me that I could not help my country during my tenure in Office.

Please note again that whatever information I am passing to you is very confidential and should not be exposed for security reasons. I am risking
my life career, my job in doing this and hope you will not jeopardize it by exposing me. If you do not wish to accept my proposal , just destroy
this email and its content and keep the details confidential.

For your assistance in this proposal, me and other committee members have decided to offer 15% of the total fund to you. The total amount in
question is summed up to the amount of 22.5 Million Euro but 18.5 Million Euro will be deposited in the account you will be opening in Holland with your name as I will explain to you later and the rest will be remitted to the Uganda central bank to start the project work .

I do hope you comprehends this facts stated above, I am waiting for your urgent reply to enable me confirm that you understand and are willing to
accept my proposal, Please also include your contact telephone number for further details incase I have to reach you urgently.

Thanks and stay blessed.

Yours Sincerely,
Joseph Owor
(For The Committee)

[EFE 1230]

My reply:


Dear Joseph

Hello, how are you today? I hope all is well with you and your family!

I am happy to hear from you and I have consulted with my accountant
and he assures me that the sale of my stock portfolio will be
finalized within the next few weeks or so freeing the funds for
reinvestment.

I have also talked with my wife about this matter in strict confidence
I assure you and she is also interested in your proposal as much as I.

My wife saw your photo and commented that you are a very handsome man
and you must have a beautiful wife and many children.

Are you married Joseph? It would be nice to see pictures of your
family, it would make my wife very happy!

My wife's name is Annabel and she has instructed me to show you
photographs of her with her black friend Mahbub, he is from Kenya.

Mahbub is a very strong man that brings my wife much happiness, my
wife would like you to send her a photograph so she can see you are
strong man as well Joseph and if you make my wife happy then I am
happy too!

Annabel hopes you like her photographs and that you find her as
attractive as she finds you!
I hope we can get to know each other well and further our business
relationship in the future.

Yours Sincerely,
Ken & Annabel Worth


Here's the "tame" photo's of the "wife" Annabel.

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1251209579.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1251162603.jpg

[Shadowzone]

Your wife sure does have nice tits EFE

[Jup]

I'm pissing myself laughing...... and playing with my tiny penis.....

[Mishdog20]

Sounds pretty legitimate to me, oh and your missus is hot as EFE.

[LKC73]

EFE, Im cracking up reading this! Youve taken the whole TBS thing to a new level with this scammer. Now lets see if he bites back with a reply. Very funny mate!

[Azrael]

Looks like we have our very own Bob Servant..

[Jup]

quote:Originally posted by Docktor

long as it wasnt my mrs.........


No mate, your missus thinks mine is quite large compared to what she's used to :D

[StuNVA]

This is great, aside from telemarketers these pricks shit me the most. Post up his email address so we can spam the fuck out of him.

this is great too, see what kind of currency he wants. http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847

[Mishdog20]

Any more replies from this shitbag yet?

[EFE 1230]

Nah, don't think "Annabel" was his type!

[yoda]

dunno what you lot are on about.. i love salespeople :D:D

[Docktor]

quote:

No mate, your missus thinks mine is quite large compared to what she's used to :D


she tells everyone that to make em feel good, even me, and i got a massive donger. massive i tell ya,...,..,..massi....mass..mas arrr forget it.