A true Scot!

[sharky]

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall,
holding hands, gazing out over the loch.

For several minutes they sat silently.

Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your
thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.

Then he blushed.

The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

Minutes passed and thegirl spoke again. "Another penny for your
thoughts,Angus.."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee
cuddle."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.

Then he blushed.

And the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch..

After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts,Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my
hand on your leg."

The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee.

Then he blushed.

The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl
spoke again..

"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

The young man glanced down with a furled brow.

"Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this
time."

"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.

"Aye," said the lad, nodding.

The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in
anticipation of the ultimate request.





Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first
three pennies?"

[Bob]

HAHA!! 8)

[Jockney Rebel]

typical english rascist joke ..lol

[ralph]

I dont get it?

[Large]

deep pockets and short arms

[ralph]

I must confess, thats a fantastic photo of you mr large with your customised snow skis, sumo outfit, relaxed and in complete contol composure. I do have deep empty pockets and arms shorter than my penis( its a burden I just have to live with) I once had a good brain, but now I just use it to block punches and I still dont get it!?

[Large]

quote:Originally posted by ralph

I must confess, thats a fantastic photo of you mr large with your customised snow skis, sumo outfit, relaxed and in complete contol composure. I do have deep empty pockets and arms shorter than my penis( its a burden I just have to live with) I once had a good brain, but now I just use it to block punches and I still dont get it!?


For a gentleman blessed with such elegant prose, your comprehension skills appear to be lacking. Maybe an overindulgence of alcomaholic substances on the weekend past holds the clue?

Just in case you really don't get it...The joke relies on the fact that the Scots are known as the cheapskates/jews of the UK

[ralph]

Starkle starkle little twink
who the hell I am u think
Im not under te hthe afluence of inkerhol
although some thinkle peep I am
Youve got me all wrong small, big shape
fuck Im glad I dont have to wrestle you in that outfit, Do I?
I think I caught swine flu off that rickman zundapp I saw on ebay
My head hurts