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thejester650
24-07-2009, 12:40 PM
love it! gotta read this shit..............
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/chuck-norris-saves-a-bakery/story-e6frev20-1225710288177
80s freak
24-07-2009, 09:01 PM
Chuck is the legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fight_fan
25-07-2009, 09:39 AM
Now thats a long distance arse kicking!

U kno...legend has it that there is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard!

Only another fist!!!
thejester650
26-07-2009, 02:21 AM
he also drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!

everytime you masturbate chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face!
miniman1
26-07-2009, 03:03 AM
Jesus can walk on water...... But Chuck Norris can swim through land!!! ;)
Jup
26-07-2009, 08:51 AM
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
oldskool
26-07-2009, 09:59 PM
Iv got a Chuck Norris butt plug and it hurts!
thejester650
27-07-2009, 02:43 PM
every year chuck norris asks for the same birthday present a box of smurfs and a sledgehammer
scotty mac
27-07-2009, 02:48 PM
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1248709503.jpg
uncle pervy
27-07-2009, 04:10 PM
why does chuck want a box of smurfs and a sledgehammer for?
i dont get it
336LJ
27-07-2009, 04:36 PM
quote:Originally posted by uncle pervy

why does chuck want a box of smurfs and a sledgehammer for?
i dont get it

make blu tac. the single most strongest element in the world.. other than chuck norris
thejester650
29-07-2009, 01:02 PM
some people piss they're name into snow chuck norris can piss his name into concrete!
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1248889369.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1248848425.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1248852363.jpg
Razorback
29-07-2009, 03:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZz2yCe3pIg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk&NR=1