Chuck Norris Saves A Bakery

[thejester650]

love it! gotta read this shit..............
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/chuck-norris-saves-a-bakery/story-e6frev20-1225710288177

[80s freak]

Chuck is the legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fight_fan]

Now thats a long distance arse kicking!

U kno...legend has it that there is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard!

Only another fist!!!

[thejester650]

he also drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!

everytime you masturbate chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face!

[miniman1]

Jesus can walk on water...... But Chuck Norris can swim through land!!! ;)

[Jup]

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

[oldskool]

Iv got a Chuck Norris butt plug and it hurts!

[thejester650]

every year chuck norris asks for the same birthday present a box of smurfs and a sledgehammer

[scotty mac]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1248709503.jpg

[uncle pervy]

why does chuck want a box of smurfs and a sledgehammer for?
i dont get it

[336LJ]

quote:Originally posted by uncle pervy

why does chuck want a box of smurfs and a sledgehammer for?
i dont get it

make blu tac. the single most strongest element in the world.. other than chuck norris

[thejester650]

some people piss they're name into snow chuck norris can piss his name into concrete!
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1248889369.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1248848425.jpg


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1248852363.jpg

[Razorback]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZz2yCe3pIg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk&NR=1