syd to melb

[pesh]

hey guys just giving u the heads up . im guna be travelling between sydney and melbourne on a regular basis trasnporting general freight as well as motorbikes . prefferably bikes , at a super competitive rate , door to door next day delivery if i have 2 bikes .

if u have any questions gimme a call 0420 841 099

[JackTar]

I have a question. Where does the dark go when you turn the lights on?

[Cruisecontrol]

That is exactly the reason the universe continues to expand.
Darkness is finite (there was a set amount of it issued during the big bang), whereas light is infinite due to the fact it is continually being created.
When new light is made such as a sun burning at 15,000,000c or opening the fridge door, the darkness around the new light gets pushed outward via the path of least resistance.

[gixkat]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Hmmmm sounds plausible!

[Jockney Rebel]

or...how does the snow plough driver get to work ..?

[gixkat]

^^^^^^^drives the company car of course!

[ozkat]

Why do men have nipples?

[Snaffler]

so u can pinch them... you know u want to :)

i got one to answer

why do criminals only steal nice bikes?

id like mine back thanx assholes!!

[KATO ZX7]

why is abbreviation such a long word?

[KATO ZX7]

And he delivers!!

Thanks for the heads up Pesh :)

[Jockney Rebel]

mark ..your not going anywhere near mulgrave are ya ?

[pesh]

what do u need jimmy . its on the other side of town but i can if u need