Michael Jackson Is Dead!

[Fight_fan]

Michael Jackson passed away this morning from a massive heart attack!
Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down to make plastic toys, so kids can play with him for a change!
They went on to state, 'We think its what he would have wanted!'

:D

[wackyrider]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Lucas]

hehehehehehehe, that didn't take long

[Cruisecontrol]

I heard he wanted to be ground up into hamburger patties and sold to McDonalds, therefore continuing to have his meat placed between four year old buns.

[Ross_247]

this is a pic of me "interpreting" Jacko

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1246062868.jpg

He faked the heart attack to get to hospital but died when he found out it didn't have a childrens ward

[Fight_fan]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

I heard he wanted to be ground up into hamburger patties and sold to McDonalds, therefore continuing to have his meat placed between four year old buns.


Word on the street was they were gonna make the McJackson burger! 50yr old meat between 10yr old buns... Couldnt c it being too successful tho!

[Fight_fan]

Yep, conformation has jst came thru. It appears MJ died from food poising! Apparently he ate some 12yr old nuts! ;)

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

Don't forget poor farrah fawcett. When she got to heaven god granted her a wish. She wished all the kids in the world were safe ! God killed Michael Jackson !!!

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

Hospital staff are not sure what to do with his body as it's not plastic recycle night till next tuesday !

[Bob]

hahaha, fuck me the jokes were quicker then the Steve Erwin jokes

[Neo Dutch]

Yeah, I only heard that he went to hospital as he was a little off colour.

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

Rumour has it he wants to be buried at sea.........stapped to a bouey

[Fight_fan]

quote:Originally posted by Bob

hahaha, fuck me the jokes were quicker then the Steve Erwin jokes


True & yet it doesnt feel too soon does it? Probably coz the majority of Michael's life was one big joke...;)

[-Dex-]

Why does MJ like twenty-nine year olds?



Because there are twenty of them.

[sharky]

They're gonna cremate him...to return him his natural colour.

[Weaselman]

quote:Originally posted by sharky

They're gonna cremate him...to return him his natural colour.


Winner

[Seifer]

Apparently earlier yesterday Michael met with his priest. Not for his last rights though, They went on a double date.

[Seifer]

They've narrowed the reasons of his death down to four possible causes, it was either the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times or the boogie.

[Seifer]

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are false!!!! He has been found in the childrens ward having a stroke.

[suxukifreak]

macaulay culkin stars in home alone 4, alone at long last...

Jockeys at tomorrows Flemington meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory


Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9. Another is Dylan aged 6.

Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie.

MJ's Family have consented and given Michael's body away to Lego...He will be melted down so that little boys all over the world can continue to play with him

I heard he died of food poisoning.... he ate a 6 year old weiner

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney? Disney can still touch kids...

Early reports are that the Hospital does not know what to do with the body as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.

At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to his upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while.

[revken]

the paramedics knew it was bad when they got to his residence and found him gasping for breath and blowing bubbles . . . . .

[Raza]

Jockeys at Flemington will wear Black Armbands to commemorate Michael because he rode more 3yr. olds than anyone else.[:0]

[sickboy]

the world lose another great white man.

[revken]

the new commemorative maccas burger is 50year old albino meat between two 8 year old buns . . . . . . .

[hotmilk]

i got the one about melting him for toys at like 930 this morning.... it had only just broken on the news at like 8am!! lol
they are quick!

[Watto]

Paramedics who attended MJ have confirmed he had two 10 year old boys in his bedroom and he was having a stroke.



MJ on his death bed requested that his ashes be packaged into a box of rice bubbles so he can have the feeling of going through a 10 yr old's a#rse one more time.



It seems CPR is not as easy as ABC

[Watto]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1246047920.jpg

[Razorback]

Who ?

[jakam04]

RIP Michael..... you may have died..... but your face will live on forever.....













No really....













with the amount of plastic involved.... that shit takes 10,000 years to break down ;);)

[EFE 1230]

I shall now take this time to say a few words on behalf of the late Michael Jackson…
The king of pop.
The prince of pedophilia, the eternal peter pan living his existence out behind the walls of neverland ranch…these are just a few of the things you have been known as.

Let it be known that you were a freak in life, your aspirations to emulate Mr. potato head mutilated your visage beyond recognition. Of your many fucked up accomplishments in life, the one that will stand out the most is how one man gave society the finger, and was able to transform himself from a black man…into a white woman.

This just proves that anything is possible in America. Yes Jacko, this is for you. The courage it must have taken to self-mutilate yourself to that degree is not something that can be found in most men...or women…or whatever the hell you were. Deep down though, you never were able to change what was inside of you. Though your wide African shit sniffer may have been mothballed for a pointy, narrow parody of a white nose, inside, you were still a nigger.

Your African brothers know full well that once you are born a nigger, you die a nigger. That is why they never left your side, despite your best efforts to set yourself apart from them. I will sleep soundly tonight, knowing that you are where you belong; rotting in hell, being gang raped by thousands of nigger demons, each with a two foot long muh dik, covered in spikes, and set afire by the world’s hatred of you and your kind.


FUCK YOU NIGGER!

[hyofighter]

i heard that they want micheal jacksons girlfriend to speak out about his death , but turns out shes not old enough to talk

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by EFE 1230

I shall now take this time to say a few words on behalf of the late Michael Jackson…
The king of pop.
The prince of pedophilia, the eternal peter pan living his existence out behind the walls of neverland ranch…these are just a few of the things you have been known as.

Let it be known that you were a freak in life, your aspirations to emulate Mr. potato head mutilated your visage beyond recognition. Of your many fucked up accomplishments in life, the one that will stand out the most is how one man gave society the finger, and was able to transform himself from a black man…into a white woman.

This just proves that anything is possible in America. Yes Jacko, this is for you. The courage it must have taken to self-mutilate yourself to that degree is not something that can be found in most men...or women…or whatever the hell you were. Deep down though, you never were able to change what was inside of you. Though your wide African shit sniffer may have been mothballed for a pointy, narrow parody of a white nose, inside, you were still a nigger.

Your African brothers know full well that once you are born a nigger, you die a nigger. That is why they never left your side, despite your best efforts to set yourself apart from them. I will sleep soundly tonight, knowing that you are where you belong; rotting in hell, being gang raped by thousands of nigger demons, each with a two foot long muh dik, covered in spikes, and set afire by the world’s hatred of you and your kind.


FUCK YOU NIGGER!


That is disturbing on so many levels...

[JackTar]

I think EFE has a secret fantasy about being and having sex with an african american hence the need to be so outspoken about how much he hates them. Denial is a terrible mistress but one you can only please for so long.

[Neo Dutch]

Well this thread has gone to hell.

[EFE 1230]

quote:Originally posted by JackTar

I think EFE has a secret fantasy about being and having sex with an african american hence the need to be so outspoken about how much he hates them. Denial is a terrible mistress but one you can only please for so long.



http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1246076210.jpg


You've made my list for that insult cunt........

[JackTar]

Me think thou doth protest too much.

[EFE 1230]

Go drink ASS PISS fucker!..........

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by JackTar

Me think thou doth protest too much.

[EFE 1230]

quote:Originally posted by EFE 1230

Go drink ASS PISS fucker!..........

[JackTar]

You crack me up EFE calling you any type of black lover is like fishing in a kids pool full of trout. I couldn't give a fuck how racist you are, now if I was black that would be different.

[EFE 1230]

Fuck, I thought we were bonding?

[JackTar]

LOL

[EFE 1230]

Does that mean you'll be my friend?

[JackTar]

Sometimes when I spend time in the sun I get a tan, would you still want to be my friend then?

[EFE 1230]

Do you get mankini tan lines?

[JackTar]

I am somewhat concerned about you and your obsession with the mankini.

[hyofighter]

WTF just happened

[hotmilk]

i dont know but i like it :P

[BANDITROD]

(eats popcorn)

[Jockney Rebel]

..."another nonce bites the dust du du du another nonce bites the dust" just goes to prove with enough money you can cheat anything ..........except death

[chopiesel]

no no he isnt dead, its fake, he has been spotted off shore bobbing up and down on a boy

[Large]

Truth is, the heart attack was actually caused by his quick run to K-Mart....

He heard that little boys' pants were half off.

[Large]

knock knock

Whos there??

Not Micheal jackson



As a result of his death, Michael Jackson's London dates have been cancelled. There were James (9) and Timothy (11)



A woman was sunbathing. Michael Jackson walked right up next to her. She said, Excuse me sir, you're in my son.



Look on the bright side, there are reports that Madeline McCann has come out of hiding

[oldskool]

Dead ? Oh well least the kiddies are safe.

[revken]

interesting on the coincidence that Farah Fawcett & Michael Jackson died on the same day. One got involved with Majors and t'other with minors!

[suxukifreak]

Michael Jacksons girlfriend is said to be distraught following his death,
especially since she is only just getting over her parents leaving her in Portugal.

Micheal Jackson's death was due to a drugs induced heart attack.They found class A in the kitchen,class B in the bathroom and 4C in the bedroom!

[EFE 1230]

The Jackson family have announced that the comeback tour will go ahead using a stand-in for Michael.
He should be white and love children.


A comeback for Gary Glitter as well?

[EFE 1230]

R.I.P. MJ... you touched a generation....

shame most of them were only kids


so many MJ jokes around. There are so many immature arseholes................

it is what he would have wanted.


Very close friend and psychic Uri Gellar has said that he is deeply shocked and saddened at the unexpected death of Michael Jackson...........

Some fuckin Psychic he is!


More job losses were announced today as the US Child Protection Agency closes their Michael Jackson Department.

[boris]

http://www.failedhumor.com/images/upload/62871490096102380170.jpg (http://www.gomzo.com/index.asp?id=12156)

[latheboy]

Well i find all the jocks funny but still i have been grabing my balls and moon walking every hour on the hour to honour his life

[Cruisecontrol]

Apparently Farrah Fawcet is up for an Academy Award.

Best Supporting Death.

[Benz]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1247267949.jpg

[Ross_247]

Its very sad as we all have come to realize, Im still coming to terms with my idol being dead, I have always wanted to be a Pedo myself... but where are the Greenys ? ?

They are about to dump plastic into the ground, this is litrtering..

they should melt the Peterfile down into playground equipment or something so the kids can still enjoy the ride he once gave them...

[Ross_247]

The boy, now 15, gave evidence that Jackson twice molested him. The accuser's brother testified he saw Jackson molest the brother on two other occasions.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/People/Time-to-distil-evidence-from-the-Jackson-freak-show/2005/06/03/1117568370147.html

This fagggot piece of shit seems to no be classified as a "Legend" they are even comparing him with Elvis .. wtf ?

[JackTar]

quote:Originally posted by Ross_247

Its very sad as we all have come to realize, Im still coming to terms with my idol being dead, I have always wanted to be a Pedo myself... but where are the Greenys ? ?

They are about to dump plastic into the ground, this is litrtering..

they should melt the Peterfile down into playground equipment or something so the kids can still enjoy the ride he once gave them...


No more crack for you, 12 months come back.

[JackTar]

Thought I was watching cool ruunings the other night, turns out it was four jacksons pushing a coffin.

[Ross_247]

quote:Originally posted by JackTar

Thought I was watching cool ruunings the other night, turns out it was four jacksons pushing a coffin.


hahah...[:p]