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Lucas
21-06-2009, 11:16 AM
I suffer from this quite often, I knew it was a real disease!!

I went to a dinner party last night, where I, and other guests, enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.
From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitating condition is very serious- and it appears this is not an isolated case. Reports are flooding in from all around the neighbourhood of others diagnosed with Wine Flu.

To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down. However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take some Nurofen [Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu].

Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some cases.

Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period. If not, then further application of the original liquid in similar quantities to the original dose has been shown to do the trick.

Fight_fan
21-06-2009, 11:55 AM
quote:Originally posted by Lucas

you should immediately hire a DVD and take some Nurofen [Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu].



Lol I am mayor of that town right now! Feeling a tad delicate after last nights effort! Oh well i guess it was worth it, all our yelling at the widescreen seemed to help the Wallabies win! [^]

boris
21-06-2009, 07:27 PM
that's what it was man I was blaming the kebab thanks for sorting that out for me Lucas now I can at least give the missus a real excuse

oldskool
21-06-2009, 10:48 PM
woke up this morning and what do ya know beer flu, but wrong the beer monkey had pissed in my mouth again and bashed me in the head with the bourbon hammer .

ralph
21-06-2009, 11:08 PM
Mate, your lucky, the beer monkey usually shits in my mouth.

Bob
25-06-2009, 05:46 AM
I have those symptoms every Sunday monring i think!!!