zrxmick
17-06-2009, 08:51 PM
Call me conventional?, f*#* off, no way. Why then have I started this thread with such a question? Because at last with the good woman, {not up the duff, and it now being efen impossible for such an event to happen again (Trust me). And finally all the shyte in our life is starting to subside, i.e. Kids in and out of hospital the woman in and out of hospital, the death of the good woman’s mum, and the shyte fight over the estate, buying a house and the rest of the collective crap that goes along with it. (Come on Mick for F*#* sake get on with it)} and I have finally set a date to get married. 22/11/09.
So why am I announcing this to you guys?, which brings me back to the start off the thread. Being the unconventional bloke I am, I’m not having a buck’s night, for F*#* sake I’m well past that sort of shyte, No I’m having a Buck’s Ride.
So any lads, and or gals, up to a half iron butt event, stay tuned, at this stage is on the 21/11/09. The idea is to leave Melbourne, at the servo just before the Westgate bridge at 6am, via Geelong and the Great Ocean Rd to Warnambool, for a lunch break.
Then on to Roses Gap, in the Grampions, via Halls Gap. The aim is to be at Troopers, the over night stop over around 4 to 5 pm. Allowing plenty of time to sort out sleeping quarters etc. And of course leaving enough time, to wet the whistle, wash down a few bugs, spin a yarn or two, before a spit roast dinner.
As it’s a Buck’s ride not a buck’s party, the groomsmen, and anyone attending the wedding, should be hitting the hay at a reasonable hour (please note the use of the word should) as we will be leaving troopers 6 am sharp, to insure that the good woman is not left waiting at the so called alter, having said that all others attending, may kick on, till Stewart behind the bar tells ya’s all to f*#* off.
For anyone still wishing to come out to Troopers only, not take part in the days ride, are most certainly welcome to do so, Troopers is a easy 3 to 4 hour ride/drive out of Melbourne, but they will be required for the night, to wear a condom full of runny jelly around their necks, to indicate to all, that they are in fact soft cocks.
So why am I announcing this to you guys?, which brings me back to the start off the thread. Being the unconventional bloke I am, I’m not having a buck’s night, for F*#* sake I’m well past that sort of shyte, No I’m having a Buck’s Ride.
So any lads, and or gals, up to a half iron butt event, stay tuned, at this stage is on the 21/11/09. The idea is to leave Melbourne, at the servo just before the Westgate bridge at 6am, via Geelong and the Great Ocean Rd to Warnambool, for a lunch break.
Then on to Roses Gap, in the Grampions, via Halls Gap. The aim is to be at Troopers, the over night stop over around 4 to 5 pm. Allowing plenty of time to sort out sleeping quarters etc. And of course leaving enough time, to wet the whistle, wash down a few bugs, spin a yarn or two, before a spit roast dinner.
As it’s a Buck’s ride not a buck’s party, the groomsmen, and anyone attending the wedding, should be hitting the hay at a reasonable hour (please note the use of the word should) as we will be leaving troopers 6 am sharp, to insure that the good woman is not left waiting at the so called alter, having said that all others attending, may kick on, till Stewart behind the bar tells ya’s all to f*#* off.
For anyone still wishing to come out to Troopers only, not take part in the days ride, are most certainly welcome to do so, Troopers is a easy 3 to 4 hour ride/drive out of Melbourne, but they will be required for the night, to wear a condom full of runny jelly around their necks, to indicate to all, that they are in fact soft cocks.