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BillyWhizz888
21-05-2009, 11:15 PM
A Kiwi was in Australia to watch an upcoming Cricket Test match, for which he had tickets. He wasn't feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.
'Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey' said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.
'No way doc' replied Wiremu 'I'm gitting a sicond opinion !'
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly he refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the match just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor working in Australia , and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust. The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: 'Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv prostate suckness ey'
'What's the cure thin doc ?' asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
'Wull, Wiremu', said the Kiwi doctor 'Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls.'
'Phew, thunk god for thut!' said Wiremu, 'those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!'

boris
22-05-2009, 07:33 AM
something similar was the aussie walking into a rugby game over in nz and scribbled on a wall was AUSTRALIA SUX so the aussie walks over and scribbles under it NEW ZEALAND NIL

zx12argh
22-05-2009, 12:27 PM
Shouldn't that be NUL?

boris
22-05-2009, 12:51 PM
sorry of course that's what I meant