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BillyWhizz888
21-05-2009, 11:04 PM
If you get an e-mail from the Dept of Health concerning Swine Flu advising not to eat canned Pork, ignore it.





It's SPAM :D
Fish
22-05-2009, 06:59 AM
fuck off is that way ------->
Rocket
22-05-2009, 09:53 AM
i hear there's a new type of oinkment you can get for it.
Gsxar
22-05-2009, 12:17 PM
I was worried, I've gone out with some pigs[:p];)
Weaselman
22-05-2009, 10:24 PM
clean this topic up its a pig stye
kevkatana
22-05-2009, 10:33 PM
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1243018992.jpg
MONO
22-05-2009, 11:58 PM
http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1243058452.jpg
JackTar
23-05-2009, 01:33 PM
When there was an outbreak of bird flu there were millions of birds slaughtered, when there was equine flu there was thousands of horses slaughtered, now that we have swine flu there will no doubt be thousands if not millions of pigs slaughtered.

Can't fucking wait for leb flu.
336LJ
23-05-2009, 06:39 PM
quote:Originally posted by JackTar

When there was an outbreak of bird flu there were millions of birds slaughtered, when there was equine flu there was thousands of horses slaughtered, now that we have swine flu there will no doubt be thousands if not millions of pigs slaughtered.

Can't fucking wait for leb flu.

I just hope we don't have kiwi flu. all the factories would shut down. The bouncers would both dissapear AND be out of a job anyway.
And I'll have to sell the smashed up Mitsubishi tarago cause I won't have to drive 15 rellies to the $3 all u can eat breakfast at the RSL every sunday!
suxukifreak
23-05-2009, 07:04 PM
A bloke at work sad he had swine flu, i said how long have you had it, he said about two WEeeeeeeeeks!!. http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1243133745.gif




My girlfriend rang me the other day and said she'd run out of petrol and she was scared to go fill up, I reminded her that swine flu came from Mexico, not Texaco. http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1243119782.gif
kevkatana
24-05-2009, 01:06 AM
Breaking news - Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality


http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1243169552.jpg




And we all know who gave it to him...
Large
30-05-2009, 09:10 PM
Free self check forum-

http://www.doihavepigflu.com/
336LJ
31-05-2009, 04:20 AM
government cant even sort a decent public liason department out.
Rang the swine flu information hotline, and all I got was fucking crackling!
Iceman
31-05-2009, 10:08 AM
I don't think all these joke are very appropriate, this could be the worst epigdemic we have ever had.
Docktor
31-05-2009, 11:33 AM
yeah, i agree with ivan,
1st was bird flu - lots of birds killed
then equinne flu - lots of horses killed
now pig flu - probably lots of pigs gunna be killed

i heard lebo flu is comin .. . . . . .
336LJ
01-06-2009, 04:02 AM
I would put money on it, that more people are dying every day due to the complications of any of the regular, known strains of influenza, than the total amount of people who have died from pig aids so far.
Example, and I COULD be off the mark, but its what I'v gathered so far, out of all the hundreds of confirmed cases in the states, only 12 people have died as a result of contracting this flu strain.
IMHO its all a media beat up, and the fear mongers are pissing themselves laughing while they sign over millions more of taxpayers money to their criminal friends who are running the pharmecutical companies.
kevkatana
01-06-2009, 04:08 PM
It's got most peoples mind of the "financial crisis" and got 'em spending money on flu drugs.
Large
01-06-2009, 05:53 PM
I can't believe you swine are still going on about such a boaring topic
Fish
02-06-2009, 11:58 PM
Is this just a coincidence ....



2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia.

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing.

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of
pigs/humans around the globe.


Next year......



2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong ?
336LJ
03-06-2009, 01:15 AM
quote:Originally posted by Bitchfish

Is this just a coincidence ....



2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia.

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing.

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of
pigs/humans around the globe.


Next year......



2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong ?


FUCK YEAH my bosses die!!!