Crutchless knickers

[BillyWhizz888]

This frustrated wife buys a pair of crutchless knickers in
an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.


She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on
the lounge opposite her husband.


At strategic moments she crosses her legs ... enough times
till her husband says...


"Are you wearing crutchless knickers?"


"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.


"Thank Christ for that... I thought the stuffing was coming
out of the lounge suite."

[Bastard]

LMAO

[Fish]

Similar joke,

Frustrated wife buys crotchless nickers, come's home puts them on and waits for hubby to come home.

Hubby goes into bedroom and wife says "Come get some of this big boy!"

He reply's "Fuck off! I'm not going anywhere near that. Look what it's done to your nickers!"

[Bob]

Fish fish fish!! What the fuck dude.....8)