Another Motorcycle Personality Test [Archive]

Gsxar

09-05-2009, 10:22 AM

Motorcycle Personality Test

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17525870837436152068

Ohhhhhh I got an R1 so its a silly test - but the comment on the bottom kinda made up for it;)[:p]

http://www.asfphotos.com/upload/1241913513.jpg

Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test ...
Yamaha YZF R1

You scored 9 moxie, 10 zeal, and 1 pomp!

You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.

Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)

Lucas

09-05-2009, 10:56 AM

You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)

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98/100 You scored 13 on moxie, higher than 98% of your peers. 69/100 You scored 8 on zeal, higher than 69% of your peers. 59/100 You scored 4 on pomp, higher than 59% of your peers. How everyone did

RED ZX

09-05-2009, 11:09 AM

R1 for me too.

RED ZX

09-05-2009, 11:13 AM

Joke answers:

http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/10382062778087535318.jpeg

Trailered Harley

You scored -1 moxie, -10 zeal, and 9 pomp!

Your bike is a Harley, generally ridden distances ranging from 2-3 miles between bars. You enjoy riding in packs with hundreds of your like-minded friends on charity runs, thundering down the highway in a loud, slow convoy. You faithfully attend Sturgis, Daytona, and Laconia, and have your bike unloaded off a trailer at the edge of town so that nobody sees that you didn't ride in.

Of all the personality types, you are least likely to wave back to a rider on a different brand of motorcycle.

Compared to other takers

* 11/100 You scored -1 on moxie, higher than 11% of your peers.
* 0/100 You scored -10 on zeal, higher than 0% of your peers.
* 93/100 You scored 9 on pomp, higher than 93% of your peers.

El_Hefty

09-05-2009, 11:22 AM

You scored 5 moxie, 2 zeal, and 7 pomp!

You're a bit of a snob, but otherwise well-adjusted.

Your bike is the Ducati Monster. Sexy. Powerful. Agile. Italian style in a badass matte black.

Of all the test takers, you are most likely to have been hoping for your result to indicate that your bike is a Harley. It isn't. Sorry. You show the potential to become a superior rider, and you need a bike that encourages and rewards your learning. The Harley will just hold you back, and you'll have nagging feelings that something is wrong.

The Suzuki SV series is also a good bet, but it wouldn't appeal to you. Far too Common.

Fight_fan

09-05-2009, 11:45 AM

R1...
# You scored 9 on moxie, higher than 85% of your peers.
# 53/100 You scored 6 on zeal, higher than 53% of your peers.
# 69/100 You scored 5 on pomp, higher than 69% of your peers.

I would have preferred the Gix :(

_M_

09-05-2009, 02:58 PM

R1
9 moxie
10 zeal
4 pomp

Jup

09-05-2009, 04:47 PM

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored -2 moxie, 7 zeal, and -2 pomp!

You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.
You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

Judging from the photo of the bike I'd say they're spot on!

Tony Nitrous

09-05-2009, 05:12 PM

Ducati 996

You scored 6 moxie, 7 zeal, and 7 pomp!

You exhibit an overexuberance in all respects that cannot be satisfied. Your attitude and ego are over the top, yet you actually have the skills to match. Its infuriating. People would hate you, but you're too damned nice. You always ride like its your last day to live, and leave bystanders vaguely aroused.
Your bike is the Ducati 996. Sex on wheels.

puppet

09-05-2009, 05:19 PM

996 Ducati
10 Moxie
10 Zeal
6 Pomp

Issues

09-05-2009, 05:26 PM

R1
7 moxie
7 zeal
2 pomp

09-05-2009, 06:14 PM

the test is fucken' wrong

600cc sportsbike, pffffft

apparently no sense on your own mortality is a Bad Thing.....I'm immortal (so far)

Weaselman

09-05-2009, 08:08 PM

R1
9 Moxie
7 Zeal
3 Pomp
and this test is gay

latheboy

11-05-2009, 07:34 AM

Aprilia RSV Mille
You scored 9 moxie, 5 zeal, and 6 pomp!

-Dex-

11-05-2009, 10:07 AM

quote:Originally posted by Jup

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored -2 moxie, 7 zeal, and -2 pomp!

You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.
You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

This.

DiscoDan

11-05-2009, 11:58 AM

FJR as well, I'm not sure how to take that

zx12argh

11-05-2009, 12:49 PM

70/100 You scored 7 on moxie, higher than 70% of your peers.
86/100 You scored 11 on zeal, higher than 86% of your peers.
You scored -1 on pomp, higher than 12% of your peers.

Sounds like most of you guys are posers/pooftas [:p]

Jup

11-05-2009, 05:59 PM

^^ Why didn't you tell us what you got? was it a vespa?

gixkat

11-05-2009, 07:28 PM

yep R1 here too 7 moxie 7 zeal 1 pomp
WTF is moxie?

NNNGary

11-05-2009, 07:53 PM

I am with Latheboy, Priller RSV Mille, its not a Suzuki but at least its a V-Twin.

13 Moxie
1 Zeal
7 Pomp

(fucked if i know waht Moxie is tho)

KRASH

11-05-2009, 08:03 PM

Ducati 996
You scored 11 moxie, 11 zeal, and 8 pomp!

You exhibit an overexuberance in all respects that cannot be satisfied. Your attitude and ego are over the top, yet you actually have the skills to match. Its infuriating. People would hate you, but you're too damned nice. You always ride like its your last day to live, and leave bystanders vaguely aroused.
Your bike is the Ducati 996. Sex on wheels.

Thats a Italian Harley isn't it??? :D

uncle pervy

11-05-2009, 08:10 PM

You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.

You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay. Compared to other takers

* 90/100 You scored 10 on moxie, higher than 90% of your peers.
* 21/100 You scored 1 on zeal, higher than 21% of your peers.
* 37/100 You scored 2 on pomp, higher than 37% of your peers.
not happy!!! taking it again.

uncle pervy

11-05-2009, 08:15 PM

Aprilia RSV Mille

You scored 14 moxie, -3 zeal, and 11 pomp!

no no no

uncle pervy

11-05-2009, 08:30 PM

and the wife scored

Compared to other takers

* 16/100 You scored 0 on moxie, higher than 16% of your peers.
* 62/100 You scored 7 on zeal, higher than 62% of your peers.
* 3/100 You scored -3 on pomp, higher than 3% of your peers.

Radrob

12-05-2009, 01:48 AM

Triumph Speed Triple

You scored 7 moxie, 0 zeal, and -4 pomp!

You, Sir, are a Hooligan. You have a bit of an attitude, and you don't care what people think about it. Your idea of a good time is seeing how far you can carry a wheelie between lanes of traffic. You crash a lot, but that's part of the fun, isn't it? Anyone who doesn't like it can sod off.

Your weapon is the Triumph Speed Triple, a powerful and godawful ugly bike that fits your personality perfectly.

I don't agree with the crashing bit, thats why I ride a Buell. Thank fuck it didn't put me on a rice burner crotch rocket, bum bling wog bike or poser Harley. and don't call me sir.

uncle pervy

12-05-2009, 11:10 AM

oh thats it im doing it again

uncle pervy

12-05-2009, 11:27 AM

fucking stupid piece of lying crap, shit sucking son of a goat fucking motherless arse bandit. may the crabs from a thousand pox infested butt fucked camels inhabit the mouth and ears of the offspring of the leperous dog fucked mothers that wrote that trite tripe.

DiscoDan

12-05-2009, 12:00 PM

quote:Originally posted by uncle pervy

fucking stupid piece of lying crap, shit sucking son of a goat fucking motherless arse bandit. may the crabs from a thousand pox infested butt fucked camels inhabit the mouth and ears of the offspring of the leperous dog fucked mothers that wrote that trite tripe.

I guess you got picked as a Harley rider then?