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mrgixxer
24-04-2009, 09:35 AM
So, What Do We Canadians Have To Be Proud Of ?



1. Smarties



2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp


3. The size of our footballs fields;

one less down, and bigger balls.


4. Baseball is Canadian - First game June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll , ON


5. Lacrosse is Canadian


6. Hockey is Canadian


7. Basketball is Canadian


8. Apple pie is Canadian


9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers


10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts


11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past their White House'. Then we burned it, and most of Washington .. We got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and partied........ Go figure.


12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER.

(We got clobbered in the odd battle but. prevailed in ALL the wars)


14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, he slept in and missed the whole thing. He showed up just in time to get caught.


16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.


17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.


18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
(That's more information than I need!)


19. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.


20. We don't marry our kin-folk.


21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis and the telephone. Also short wave radios that save countless lives each year.


22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.


23. A Canadian invented Superman.


24. We have coloured money.


25. Our beer advertisements kick ass (Incidently...so does our beer)

BUT MOST IMPORTANT ! The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.


OOOoohhhhh.... Canada !!

. Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day.

pappas
24-04-2009, 09:45 AM
Can you ride you bike in winter?

Lucas
24-04-2009, 10:01 AM
quote:Originally posted by mrgixxer

So, What Do We Canadians Have To Be Proud Of ?



1. Smarties fair enough



2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp what?


3. The size of our footballs fields; Its not real footy

one less down, and bigger balls.


4. Baseball is Canadian - First game June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll , ON pfffft, baseball, just a bunch of blokes in tights standing in a paddock


5. Lacrosse is Canadian based off an Irish game


6. Hockey is Canadian again, based fron an Irish game


7. Basketball is Canadian who gives a fuck about basketball


8. Apple pie is Canadian But the yanks made a movie about sticking dicks into it


9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers who and who?


10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts

Who and for fuck sake, who gives a fuck about lard lad doughnuts


11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past their White House'. Then we burned it, and most of Washington .. We got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and partied........ Go figure.

Not surprising, Americans are pussies


12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany

Only because the Germans didn't make it that far



13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER.

(We got clobbered in the odd battle but. prevailed in ALL the wars)

Has Canada even been to a war except jumping across the border and getting into a pub brawl?



14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted a little over an hour.

Too much grog, you're cut off

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, he slept in and missed the whole thing. He showed up just in time to get caught.

Civil war??? You mean pub brawl/red]




16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.

You can't claim to invent time



17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.

So they're power hungry and don't know when to quit




18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
(That's more information than I need!)

Well feed your fucking dogs and you have nothing to worry about you cruel fuckers


19. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.

In Australia Beastiality is a crime


20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

Yes you do, but you then move to Kentucky


21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis and the telephone. Also short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
So, things to go over the snow, things to keep the snow out and things to make you better after your inventions fail and the snow makes you sick


22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
And had you mouths pissed on to free your frozen tongues too, no doubt.


23. A Canadian invented Superman.
Did you also invent the horse that fucked superman


24. We have coloured money.
So do we, we don't have to brag about it.


25. Our beer advertisements kick ass (Incidently...so does our beer)

You obviously haven't been to Australia, you know nothing of beer or beer ad's........These waters just make things better.


BUT MOST IMPORTANT ! The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.

[red]What do you need handles for pussy, does your beer last long enough to be carted around the countryside


OOOoohhhhh.... Canada !!

. Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day.

Tarzan
24-04-2009, 10:40 AM
nice one lucas hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha take that lol

Fight_fan
24-04-2009, 12:30 PM
SAA-NAP!!! LOL!

"These waters jst make things better!" I fuckin love that add! The bit where he pushes his missus in... LMAO everytime!

boris
24-04-2009, 02:28 PM
and what do we aussies have to be proud of people like lucas who can turn an email around like that and fuck canadians right up nice work lucas ay

boris
24-04-2009, 02:30 PM
oh yeah and if south park is to believed canadians all look like trashcans

Large
24-04-2009, 07:44 PM
Fleming discovered penicillin and was Scottish

Florey developed the medical use of Penicillin and was Australian.

Pretty sure velcro was a NASA invention

Some pommy must have made an apple pie before canadia was invented...?

I like canadiens...untill they start acting like seppos.

EFE 1230
24-04-2009, 08:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

oldskool
24-04-2009, 09:17 PM
Whats that all aboat eh

Fish
24-04-2009, 10:21 PM
quote:Originally posted by Large


Pretty sure velcro was a NASA invention



Actually velcro was invented by a pom who was sitting in front of the fire pulling thistle out of his socks.

uncle pervy
24-04-2009, 10:26 PM
it was a scotsman and he was pulling thisles out of his dogs fur, but i'll give it to ya anyway

Large
24-04-2009, 10:34 PM
If it was a Scotsman he'd be pulling his beard out of his wifes twat hairs

BOHEMION
25-04-2009, 10:08 AM
quote:Originally posted by mrgixxer

So, What Do We Canadians Have To Be Proud Of ?
6. Hockey is Canadian


Ice hockey was played by the Scots since the before the 1700's and is a winter version on the game Shinty. Even the Word 'Puck' is Scot

Though it is one of the gratest games in the world! But the CHL is where the REAL hockey is played [}:)]

uncle pervy
25-04-2009, 12:06 PM
fucking canack's
always trying to take credit for some poor scottish git's work

Rocket
25-04-2009, 01:11 PM
quote:Originally posted by uncle pervy

fucking canack's
always trying to take credit for some poor scottish git's work


And the dog.

336LJ
26-04-2009, 12:40 AM
I'm staying oat of this eh

evilkarl
26-04-2009, 08:43 AM
Pffft Canadians.

They are like the American equivalent to Kiwi's and Australians. Them Kiwi's are always trying to take credit for Aussie inventions too. Pissy little ice covered countries must have nothing better to do then site around and make these stories up. Maybe if they had better weather they could get out and ride :D

Tony Nitrous
26-04-2009, 09:47 AM
quote:Originally posted by mrgixxer

25. Our beer advertisements kick ass (Incidently...so does our beer)

Get F#cked...
Calsberg Special Brew, Tennents Extra and Tennents Super.