Happy Birthday Jarrod

[zx12argh]

Happy birthday mate - I only know cause it popped up on facebook last night. I'm not a stalker I swear... Tho you may want trim your trees back a bit mate it makes it hard to see through your windows at night. :D

[BANDITROD]

happy bday mate i got a present for ya ...cause im such a nice cunt and all

[Docktor]

quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD

<s>nice</s> cunt


Least ya half right rod. dont forget my presents please rod ? :).
N fuggin HB to jarrod too even

[BANDITROD]

i have got yours packed aswell doc

[Jockney Rebel]

happyb burpday jarrod see ya at the weekend

[jakam04]

Ta boys, Will be having a drink or 6 on the weekend to celebrate the B'day... Started the packing etc so bring on Friday...

Jarrod

[Slain]

happy birthday mate, have a ctn or two for me

[Rocket]

HB mate.
See you in a few days.

[Cruisecontrol]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/23740315385487.jpg

[jakam04]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/23740315385487.jpg



It seems you like to quote pics etc when speaking so I thought Id throw an appropriate quote for you...

"Whats your major malfunction numbnuts.... didnt your mum show you enough attention....."

How about you go fuck off and just ignore the threads that dont concern you instead of being a total fuckwit all the time...

Jarrod

[Fish]

I'd say something smart here but i think you've summed it up pretty well there Jarrod. And happy birthday mate, look forward to having beverage with you at AFR.

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by jakam04


It seems you like to quote pics etc when speaking so I thought Id throw an appropriate quote for you...

"Whats your major malfunction numbnuts.... didnt your mum show you enough attention....."

How about you go fuck off and just ignore the threads that dont concern you instead of being a total fuckwit all the time...

Jarrod


Why do you place your name at the bottom of every post?

[jakam04]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol


quote:Originally posted by jakam04


It seems you like to quote pics etc when speaking so I thought Id throw an appropriate quote for you...

"Whats your major malfunction numbnuts.... didnt your mum show you enough attention....."

How about you go fuck off and just ignore the threads that dont concern you instead of being a total fuckwit all the time...

Jarrod


Why do you place your name at the bottom of every post?


Cause I take responsibility for everything I post unlike some.

Jarrod

[Cruisecontrol]

So how do you know it is actually me posting?

[jakam04]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

So how do you know it is actually me posting?


I dont give a rats arse mate.. its not as if I'll meet ya at an AFR or anything....

Jarrod

[Cruisecontrol]

We could have met last year. Oh, hang on, you weren't there...

[sharky]

Unlike some people Jarrod, I'll just wish you happy birthday and have a drink with you at the AFR......Just don't go thinking I'm gay will ya...[:X]

[ozkat]

Happy b/day Jarrod, ill have a beer with you at AFR09. Dan your a fuckwit. The sooner you get bored with ASF and just go away the better.

[jakam04]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

We could have met last year. Oh, hang on, you weren't there...


Lol... the difference between you and I... when I go to AFR.. I socialise and people actually know my name... unlike you who slinks in the shadows afraid of letting people know who you are for the fear of being beaten senseless...

I went to AFR07, missed last year due to being in Perth... and Im going this year... and where are you? certainly not 4000kms away... whats your excuse?

Jarrod

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by ozkat

Happy b/day Jarrod, ill have a beer with you at AFR09. Dan your a fuckwit. The sooner you get bored with ASF and just go away the better.


Won't happen, rock ape.

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by jakam04


quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

We could have met last year. Oh, hang on, you weren't there...


Lol... the difference between you and I... when I go to AFR.. I socialise and people actually know my name... unlike you who slinks in the shadows afraid of letting people know who you are for the fear of being beaten senseless...

I went to AFR07, missed last year due to being in Perth... and Im going this year... and where are you? certainly not 4000kms away... whats your excuse?

Jarrod


Ooh, he's got some back-up so he has grown some balls.

Why would I show up and hide for being afraid of being "beaten senseless"?

Weren't there others from W.A that made the trip last year? If you are unsure, yes there were.

Last year I didn't owe the bank $500,000, and I was unsure of how the event would run so I went for a look. But this year I have no money and as much desire to go again.

If all you want is a crack at the title, you are more that welcome to come on down...

[jakam04]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol


quote:Originally posted by jakam04


quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

We could have met last year. Oh, hang on, you weren't there...


Lol... the difference between you and I... when I go to AFR.. I socialise and people actually know my name... unlike you who slinks in the shadows afraid of letting people know who you are for the fear of being beaten senseless...

I went to AFR07, missed last year due to being in Perth... and Im going this year... and where are you? certainly not 4000kms away... whats your excuse?

Jarrod


Ooh, he's got some back-up so he has grown some balls.

Why would I show up and hide for being afraid of being "beaten senseless"?

Weren't there others from W.A that made the trip last year? If you are unsure, yes there were.

Last year I didn't owe the bank $500,000, and I was unsure of how the event would run so I went for a look. But this year I have no money and as much desire to go again.

If all you want is a crack at the title, you are more that welcome to come on down...




I was actually waiting for your response mate... took you fucken ages... have a look at the times of the posts.. ;)

Jarrod

[Cruisecontrol]

So that is a no then?

[jakam04]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

So that is a no then?


Gee. Im sorry mate, I just thought you were just talking out your arse again... didnt realise I needed to respond.

Seems like your a dick who can dish things out but when the chips are down... you cant take it.... ;)

Jarrod

[Cruisecontrol]

Just answer the question...

[jakam04]

did I hit a nerve???

[Cruisecontrol]

Pussy.

[jakam04]

if you think so...;)

Jarrod

[jakam04]

Im just having fun being an annoying prick kinda like you always are...;)

Jarrod

[Cruisecontrol]

So you talk it up when your girlfriends are holding your handbag but when it comes down to it you are yet another oxygen thief.

[jakam04]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

So you talk it up when your girlfriends are holding your handbag but when it comes down to it you are yet another oxygen thief.


Pot this is kettle ;)

[Cruisecontrol]

How so? Examples if you please...

[jakam04]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

How so? Examples if you please...


Just review your post history and im sure you will find a few examples without me helping you..

[Cruisecontrol]

That is weak as piss, so I am not surprised in the slightest.

[ozkat]

quote:Originally posted by jakam04

did I hit a nerve???
You sure did Jarrod, the nerve in his typing fingers, which are the biggest balls he has got. Yeah i consider Jarrod a mate, mates look out for each other, you Dan are just scum. I wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire. Your just a cunt who gets off on degrading people, just another fuckwit with a computer and too much time on his hands. Grow up dickhead.

[Cruisecontrol]

You are just a moron stuck in the last century with not a single thing to offer other than testosterone.

The world is full of people with a different opinion to yours, and because they are different it does not automatically make them wrong. I am amazed that you are able to function in society with such a backward, idiotic persona.

[ozkat]

Yep i was right.

[Cruisecontrol]

Clap, clap handicap. You managed to prove as much as the last fool.

[ozkat]

Thank you for confirming my previous post.

[Cruisecontrol]

Once again, a sweeping generalisation and he feels like he has the upper hand.

whatever helps you sleep at night...

[ozkat]

HAHAHAHAHAHA your funny Danny Boy.

[Cruisecontrol]

Another deflection to avoid the issue.

[ozkat]

Deflekshon.... ill have to look that up in my dikshonary. Maybe (cause im a dumb cunt) you can tell me what what im avoiding? Or tell me at AFR09, oh sorry you wont be there because you will be hiding behind your computer. If its a money problem, let me know, (seeing you now owe 500k) ill even pay your fuel costs to make sure you get to Casino. Ill pay you when you get there + 10% for incedentals along the way.

[Cruisecontrol]

Or meet me a lazy hour outside of Sydney. Pay 200 bucks for something you are not interested in and we can go toe to toe from there...

[ozkat]

Toe to Toe? Are you asking me to fight? Or just an idle threat?

[Cruisecontrol]

We can discuss it upon your arrival...

[sharky]

So if you're not interested in the biggest streetfighter event in this country....WTF are you doing on this site ?

[Cruisecontrol]

I like CORNERS!

[ozkat]

You would find it very hard to speak after the first 30 seconds. Please explain now.

[Cruisecontrol]

Haha, optimism, I like that.

[ozkat]

No not optimism, absolute 100% Fact.

[Cruisecontrol]

Based on what exactly?

[motogp_nut]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

The world is full of people with a different opinion to yours, and because they are different it does not automatically make them wrong. Cruise, it is blatantly obvious to everyone on here that you deliberately have a "differing opinion" for the sake of fucking arguing. Take your 2 cents and fuck off.

BTW fucktard, only 10 year olds say "clap clap handicap". I haven't heard that one since primary school.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARROD!

[Cruisecontrol]

Yay, the attention seeker has returned!

[motogp_nut]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

Yay, the attention seeker has returned!
Oh, I'm an attention seeker now! I thought I was a parrot?

[Cruisecontrol]

Same shit, different stink

[sharky]

For fucks sake cc this thread was wishing about a mate happy birthday...
So what do you do...you start stirring shit...F.O.A.D.

[motogp_nut]

Ah... no... not really. How exactly am I am attention seeker?

[Tony OW31]

quote:Originally posted by ozkat

No not optimism, absolute 100% Fact.

I've met you, and you are a big fucker:D, I would not want to punch on with you, but this cruisecontrol bloke must be hard as fuck, cos if he is like he is on here in real life he will have had heaps of practice at fighting.

[sharky]

Lets just beat him at his own game ignore anything he says, however inflammatory....he will try his best to insult us/our views etc...just let it flush down the toilet like the shit it is.

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by sharky

For fucks sake cc this thread was wishing about a mate happy birthday...
So what do you do...you start stirring shit...F.O.A.D.


Well Russell I simply posted a picture that reflected that a birthday thread on a motorcycle forum was in fact, gay. And when I pointed this out to my wife (she doubled over in laughter) it was obvious that I was correct in my assumption. Then the SEQLD crew decided this was as good a place as any to continue an ongoing fight, the rest is history...

[ozzy1100]

fuck me i dont come on the site for a few days and i find this lol
happy bday jarrod ....and if wishing you happy bday is gay im glad ull be in the other room of the tent we shareing lol
what would we tell the wife and kids lol

[Fish]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol



Well Russell I simply posted a picture that reflected that a birthday thread on a motorcycle forum was in fact, gay. And when I pointed this out to my wife (she doubled over in laughter) it was obvious that I was correct in my assumption. Then the SEQLD crew decided this was as good a place as any to continue an ongoing fight, the rest is history...


Dan I don't think you can legally marry your right hand can you? Or is it a big hairy bloke called Bubba that you're married to, cause you seem to have become an expert in all things gay. I also think it's funny as hell that YOU should call ANYONE an attention seeker. Although i think i can understand why you think like you do. You think wishing a mate a happy birthday is gay cause you don't actually have any friends do you? Wishing a friend (if you had any) a happy birthday is just too much of a challenge to your obvious insecurity about your sexuality. So piss off and crawl back into whatever abortion bucket you crawled out of cause we are all well and truly tired of all your bullshit.

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by Bitchfish
we are all well and truly tired of all your bullshit.


Another sweeping statement. Can't you morons think for yourselves?

[Fish]

Yes we can, and it seems that we pretty much all agree you are a shit stirring arsehole. Need proof? Just look back at this thread.

[ozkat]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol


Another sweeping statement. Can't you morons think for yourselves?
FAIL

[Cruisecontrol]

He's back!

No response to an earlier query, but has just "globbed" on to someone else's point...

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by Bitchfish

Yes we can, and it seems that we pretty much all agree you are a shit stirring arsehole. Need proof? Just look back at this thread.


Who is all? Have you been nominated the voice of the entire forum?

[ozkat]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

He's back!

No response to an earlier query, but has just "globbed" on to someone else's point...
No i just got bored with your verbal diarrhea, but im here now, please continue.

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

Based on what exactly?

[motogp_nut]

quote:Originally posted by Tony OW31


quote:Originally posted by ozkat

No not optimism, absolute 100% Fact.

I've met you, and you are a big fucker:D, I would not want to punch on with you, but this cruisecontrol bloke must be hard as fuck, cos if he is like he is on here in real life he will have had heaps of practice at fighting.
Bwuahahahah, classic. And I have also met Shayne and he doesn't strike me as the type to not follow through.


quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol


quote:Originally posted by Bitchfish
we are all well and truly tired of all your bullshit.

Another sweeping statement. Can't you morons think for yourselves?
You know, there's this thing called "being in agreement" - you know, where people can agree on something thereby SHARING the same opinion. Agreement: harmony of people's opinions or actions or characters; "the two parties were in agreement"
Google... that... shit.

[ozkat]

Based on my ability to back myself against fuckstains like you. Please dont throw your keyboard at me if you ever grow the balls to meet "Toe to Toe"

[motogp_nut]

quote:Originally posted by Bitchfish

Or is it a big hairy bloke called Bubba that you're married to, cause you seem to have become an expert in all things gay. IS it a bloke called Bubba?

[Cruisecontrol]

quote:Originally posted by ozkat

Based on my ability to back myself against fuckstains like you. Please dont throw your keyboard at me if you ever grow the balls to meet "Toe to Toe"


So that is a no to meeting me a lazy hour outside Sydney, paying $200 for something that you are not interested in and going the knuckle?

[ozkat]

Thats a definate yes. Ill be in Shitney in the next few weeks for work, im not 100% sure of the dates yet tho. But im guessing you will be busy, no matter when im there.

[ozkat]

Oh yeah can i bring a camera so i can take shots of our Toes to Toes

[Cruisecontrol]

Nope. PM me and we can sort something out.

Needless to say we can have a beer afterwards...;)

[ozkat]

I dont drink with fuckin arseholes.

[Cruisecontrol]

No worries, you won't be awake anyway...

[ozkat]

Is that a threat? Because i doubt its a promise.

[Cruisecontrol]

Time will tell..

[ozkat]

Anyway Happy Birthday Jarrod, i hope you had a great day. Im tired of talking to wankers like Cruisecontrol so im out of here,

[zx12argh]

man - i gotta wish people happy birthday more often...

Cruise, if you think wishing a mate happy birthday on a motorcycle forum is gay then be my guest. You've got an opinion and a right to it. Like they say opinions are like arseholes blah blah blah, doesn't mean you have to go around dropping your pants and shoving it others faces at every opportunity you get.

Everyone on this forum has been reactive to your own posts. Internet forums obviously don't give that interpersonal action that give us the chance to prejudge and slot someone into convenient stereotypes so we have to work it out from what info is given. The way you transact on this site is the only way to work out what sort of person you are. If people are giving you shit its probably because you are dishing it out first. ;)

Ultimately tho its Si who looses out from all this. This sort of back and forwards BS is:

a/ A waste of Si's money, this bandwidth could be more profitably be used for porn in the pictures section.

b/ Makes the site looks like its full of 15 year old pubescent kids whinging about their xbox. Get your point across but the tit for tat is the gayest thing about this thread, not the man lovin' I was accused of offering Jarrod a happy birthday. If you got a problem with someone thats what the PM button is for. You'll find out pretty quick if someone is just doing it for attention.

c/ Ultimately pointless. If someone is only stirring for their own entertainment then its obviously a tiny glimmer of joy in an otherwise sad and lonely life. They truly have my pity.

I'll end this rant, the longest I've posted in a while, with two things; first, knowing that I've failed just a little by adding to this thread and second with probably one of the truest truths (and way too reposted) on the whole of the internets.

Later guys - look forward to having a beer with you at fools run. If your not going to be there - too bad suckers ;) see ya next time.

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/44640238637603.jpg

[geesexar]

Happy birthday Jarrod....and I dont give a fuck if some fuckwit thinks that posting happy birthdays on motorcycle forums is gay. Ive never met you Jarrod but the input that you have had is more than welcome to this forum unlike some...cruise if you dont wanna wish the man a happy birthday...JUST DONT FUCKIN POST;)

[morrigan]

Hear hear! What he said ^^^^
Happy birthday Jarrod! May all your enemies' scrotums be infested with ticks!

[Merlyn]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

Or meet me a lazy hour outside of Sydney. Pay 200 bucks for something you are not interested in and we can go toe to toe from there...


If you're not interested in the AFR, go to another forum and piss people off there. The AFR in and of itself is the culmination of effort and love for motorcycles that this forum preaches.

Dan, honestly, youre a nice enough person when I met you outside your computer, but fuck me you can be an asshole... this was a thread about saying Happy Birthday to Jarrod and look what *you*, yes you, turned it into. If you want to be an inflammatory prick online, try choosing a place where you fit in, cos quite clearly you're not making it here.

And really its only a matter of time before someone does see you outside your computer on your bike, and perhaps thats the person you said the wrong thing to just cos you felt like fucking around. If you're anything like the rest of the boys and girls on here you wouldn't be sacrificing your riding freedom by being a dickhead to those you should be riding with.

Oh, and for the record... those are MY opinions, and by your constant reasoning, im allowed to have them and even if they differ from your own, doesn't mean mine are wrong.





Happy Birthday Jarrod, I did say it at the AFR... (even I went.)
:D[8D]

[Cruisecontrol]

My apologies for fucking with your birthday thread, Jarrod.
My intent was not as malicious as it seemed, however there were no excuses for what continued thereafter.

Regards,
Daniel.

[jakam04]

quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

My apologies for fucking with your birthday thread, Jarrod.
My intent was not as malicious as it seemed, however there were no excuses for what continued thereafter.

Regards,
Daniel.


Tis cool Daniel. Apology accepted and reciprocated. Reading words on a screen can so easily be mis-interpreted, this wasnt such an occasion.... ;)

but you also werent the only one throwing faeces...

I fired a few return shots instead of side stepping and walking away.

Jarrod

[Watto]

G'day Jarrod

hey I'm a bit slow as usual :D but a belated happy birthday mate [8D][8D]

Hope they took care of ya well

Cheers
Watto

quote:Originally posted by jakam04


quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol

My apologies for fucking with your birthday thread, Jarrod.
My intent was not as malicious as it seemed, however there were no excuses for what continued thereafter.

Regards,
Daniel.


Tis cool Daniel. Apology accepted and reciprocated. Reading words on a screen can so easily be mis-interpreted, this wasnt such an occasion.... ;)

but you also werent the only one throwing faeces...

I fired a few return shots instead of side stepping and walking away.

Jarrod


About fucking time, well done boys now can we get back to naked bikes and naked women please?

I'll starthttp://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/2084929315474.jpg
Yes it is from the private collection, no i'm giving you her number. Happy belated birthday dude hope you celebrated it properly so you don't remember it

[uncle pervy]

so does this mean the fights off?
was just going to open a book, is all