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Jockney Rebel
30-03-2009, 10:50 PM
Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!





http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/986161373101505.jpg


Dog For Sale
Free to go home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit!'
dingo
30-03-2009, 11:20 PM
hope he can use the toilet , be fukd if im cleaning up after him O_o
miniman1
31-03-2009, 12:28 AM
Shit ay!!!!!!

Most of my mates r scared of my lil German Shepard.....

Would love to see the look on peoples faces when they saw this monster!!
31-03-2009, 03:08 AM
Our work truck is fucked we could sure use him to drag shit around
Tone
31-03-2009, 03:56 AM
...that's a bear in a dog suit surely!
Bob
31-03-2009, 06:54 AM
What a cute puppy!!!! Who walks the big bugger? Or would he walk you?
Weaselman
31-03-2009, 07:17 AM
youd just put a saddle on him and ride him about
boris
31-03-2009, 07:46 AM
forget the dog look how small the woman is she's tiny:D
Fish
31-03-2009, 08:00 AM
Neo Mastiff, fuggin huge dogs.
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/12140438961121.jpg
Slain
31-03-2009, 10:55 AM
shes not that bad, a bit of make up and she would come up good.
Ross_247
31-03-2009, 11:00 AM
quote:Originally posted by Slain

shes not that bad, a bit of make up and she would come up good.


Now I no Im not the only one here thinking wot im thinking...

Id definitly give that dog a bone and a run for its money, that thing would fuk like Blazez [:p]

rite guys ? whos coomen with me ?
davio
31-03-2009, 07:33 PM
ahhh ross,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mate ur on ur own ,ill take the midget girl tho
EFE 1230
31-03-2009, 07:58 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/237402537146202.jpg


English mastiff, this one is 200 lb/18mnths old!
Jockney Rebel
31-03-2009, 08:59 PM
..and where does he sleep ? anywhere he fukin likes lol
DiscoDan
31-03-2009, 09:55 PM
quote:Originally posted by EFE 1230

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/237402537146202.jpg


English mastiff, this one is 200 lb/18mnths old!

I'm crying 'photoshop' on that one, the shadows don't match-up and it wouldn't fit through that window gap with a neck that think
Gix11
31-03-2009, 10:17 PM
quote:Originally posted by Bitchfish

Neo Mastiff, fuggin huge dogs.
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/12140438961121.jpg



and this one, look at the dog,s shadow, it's all wrong. Nothing under the feet.
Ross_247
01-04-2009, 10:33 AM
Now this is some wierd Crossbreeding ?

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/23740500113136.jpg
EFE 1230
01-04-2009, 04:20 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/23740606030725.jpg
EFE 1230
01-04-2009, 04:22 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/23740606024464.jpg